I Found the Worst Game on YouTube and I Finished It
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Did you know that YouTube has a Playables section where you can play games? I did, because I made a video about it once. I had not been back since, for obvious reasons. But for research purposes I returned recently, and they have added a lot of games. Most of them are bad. One of them is called Find The Vampire.
I played Find The Vampire to completion. It took 18 minutes of my life. In that time I discovered that vampires can disguise themselves as fridges, garbage cans, televisions, trees, and a chest in a dungeon for some reason. I also met the main villain, Doctor Cool, who had three things to say to me and said all three of them repeatedly. I completed the game. The ending was not special.
This is my report.
Chapters:
00:00 Hi There Hello YouTube Playables
01:11 Find The Vampire: A Game That Exists
02:14 The Trick Is That Vampires Are Vampires
03:14 Welcome To The Store You Already Own Everything
04:10 Introducing Doctor Cool PhD
05:38 The Vampires Are Disguising Themselves As Appliances
06:39 Why Is There A Castle In This Suburban Backyard
07:57 The Dungeon Was Accessible Through The Yard Apparently
09:29 The Anticlimactic Defeat Of Dr. Cool
10:55 Congratulations Game Completed
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📝Written in collaboration with Geoff Haggerty – https://www.instagram.com/geofffhaggerty
🎥Edited by Jonny Wanzer
🔗Produced by Dave Heuff – Hooked Creators – https://www.hookedcreators.com/
💻Associate Producer – Jamie Lightfoot – https://www.instagram.com/jamisonlightfoot
💻Associate Producer – Veronica Bettan
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@ryangeorgeplus
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
If you enjoyed watching me suffer through a bad game, you may also enjoy watching me suffer through the snapchat discover page, which somehow contains more vampires in spirit. https://youtu.be/znSXgQi61hc
@smnkm4ehfer
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
That old chamnel was lit af
@CamonaTempest
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
Excellent! Thank you for your hard work … God bless
@DeanBugYT
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
it feels weird seeing a youtube video ive seen change its title
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@desislavvelchev8728
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
You mean a "store" isn't a place where you store your possessions?
@flibittygibbitt5236
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
0:08 Sounds like Ryan's trying to make a joke, but we probably all did watch every one of his videos.
@RxShenan
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
Plot twist Dr Cool is MC’s love interest. Now just convince Naruto to bring him back to the Leaf before it’s too late!
@teeonezee
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
that is literally the dumbest hairstyle I have ever seen. What is it supposed to be… some rocker chick 2020 male version?
I bet your editors are jreking off to your edits all night
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
I can’t believe someone called Ryan “annoying” to his stupid annoying face, that’s just so mean
@SIXKLIPS
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
Woah, that flash back was so old it gave me ex gf PTSD I could hear her trauma…
@katetoolate234
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
3:54 "Next to Tim Hortons" ah great, that certainly narrows things down! 😆
@katetoolate234
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
1:05 I.. I can't tell if this is a joke or not. But I'm leaning towards it being true.. and that's terrifying. 🥲
@TheREALSimagination
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
I mean, it's called a STORE, so you'd think it'd be used to STORE things in. And what's with being called "safes"? They're not safe at all. People crack them open all the time.
@TheREALSimagination
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
My teacher, maybe 10 years older than-me, was crazy about Angry Birds, and she brought it up nearly every period when sharing about our weekends. It was the self-aware kind of crazy, so we had some good laughs, and she always made these faces that said, "I'm gonna talk about Angry Birds next but I know you know you love it, so it's all good." Top 3 teachers, I believe.
@TheREALSimagination
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
The worst game on Youtube is what Youtube is doing to itself right now.
@AliRittenberry
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
Angry birds is promiscuous? Did you mean pervasive? Lol
@try_omnipotent
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
Hi
@g_au
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
we all react to trauma in different ways 😂😂
@katza831
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
U can play sonic on those little screen at top golf…
Did you know that?
@86lngd25
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
games dope like your tatoos
@zaodacrusher7498
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
You forgot to have Megatron poof away before the credits. Lol
@harishramesh8686
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
hey man love your videos. i really dont know why though but i like it. i hate this
@tartra
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
1:46 I'll be honest: I kept this on my "Save for Later" list because I was like, "Oh! Neat. New Ryan George video. 🙂 I'll get to it."
But if you had made me aware – in any capacity – that this was a video about FIND THE ALIEN??!!! I would've been here on minute 1.
@edtietz
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
You got BP as a sponsor? Smooth
@hype4924
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
2:05 I prayed for this and it happened
@hype4924
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
00:08 No actually I watched it like 50 times really great video
@FireTruckTech22
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
The fence thing was awesome
@blackmagician7645
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
7:08 At least in this game's universe world it explains why trees are sentient and hate you. Because they are disguised vampires that you keep hunting and murdering.
@zacharyyoungblood5634
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
Please end every video going foward with "you are annoying"
@kitfoster7207
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
Judging by the amount of kids I teach which play cookie clicker which is just literally pressing a single button and winning, this game will do fine.
@andre_santos2181
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
Are you doing AB test, Ryan? I swear I saw this video with other title, and it sucked
@mattquinn2215
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
I think maybe you should think twice about talking sh*t down 3 games to zero. Let's at least win a game first
@calebzvids
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
My favorite comedian playing and roasting bad video games?!?! Dreams really can come true.
@hamstr8210
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
That last part is going to have me chuckling for days
@GuttersMN
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
"Aliens are not vampires"— Planet Of The Vampires has entered the conversation.
@dustinherberman
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
0:54 reminds me of New Grounds
@alexanderp7207
May 21, 2026 at 1:40 am
That long long hallway is 100% the old maze screensaver for windows. Best part of this game
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