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How You Would Die On Every Planet

Trust Me Bro | August 28, 2025



Are you curious about how the harsh environments of other planets would kill you? Well, you came to the right video! In this video, I discuss exactly how you would die on every planet, and what it would be like to die on every planet. This video gets intense, trust me bro.

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0:00 – Mercury
6:14 – Venus
9:13 – Earth
10:59 – Mars
13:22 – Jupiter
16:32 – Saturn
19:06 – Uranus
21:45 – Neptune
22:29 – Pluto (Bonus)

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  4. @t33thagrt11

    August 28, 2025 at 6:09 am

    Fun fact venus sulfuric rain actually evaporates before it hits the ground because of the extreme heat 🥵 so even if u are there u wont have to worry about the rain 😂you'll be dead before it even evaporates

  13. @1ns0mn14k

    August 28, 2025 at 6:09 am

    And here on Earth… there are so many ways it can kill you that it's a genuine wonder that "intelligent" life exists on this planet.

    And the word intelligent is in quotation marks for a reason. It belongs in quotation marks. The constant alternating between a period of progress and then a vast majority suddenly swan diving into anti-intellectualism is just one example in human history that we really shouldn't be valling ourselves an intelligent species, nevermind the Darwin Awards themselves.

  29. @8-7-styx94

    August 28, 2025 at 6:09 am

    That's not exactly what happens though… because of mercury's lack of atmosphere HEAT will only really transfer through points of contact. Which would be the boots of your suit. While the HEAT from the surface will Radiate, it will do so very slowly because of the lack of atmosphere. HEAT will thus move largely through not radiation or convection, but conduction. So anything touching the surface will need to be able to resist the insane temperatures there and be VERY well insulated.

    By the way, for anyone who doesn't know, HEAT as we think of it, is an acronym meaning High Energy Altitude Transfer. This refers to the movement of electrons and how quickly they change positions. More quick, more HEAT, the "hotter" something gets.

  47. @Bongo-Caper

    August 28, 2025 at 6:09 am

    You kind of overdid the whole "Uranus = Your anus" joke at around that part, and that made me cringe very hard. In fact, I cringed so hard that I'd be more comfortable standing on the surface of Venus than hearing the same lame sex joke over and over and over for a couple minutes straight…

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