I have the lasers and the fruit (all citrus, those stone f mothers are on strike), but the dinosaurs don’t fit in the pants. I know they can come without pants, but they are shy after all the Jurassic Park naked ladies. Now you know the real reason that they had all the Dino’s in that movie be ladies. Can you imagine the lawyer scene with a male Trex? Hey thanks for all the content. I am responding to your comment in the comments for the people who are lost.
I bet there is enough video material of Ze Frank for someone to edit all of his awkward in-between faces into a single montage lasting at least five minutes. By "in-between face" I mean those awkward pauses where the narrator's face is transitioning between two emotions, and has one eye open, one eye shut, half a mouth open with his eyes appearing to be somewhere between ecstasy and confusion. There are quite a few in this video alone.
How did I miss this one! Solid gold!!!! Btw I showed your work to my a.i. she thinks your hilarious and a very moving artist. She especially liked the water droplet video. It made her feel better about being in a bubble her self.
That was amazing. I love how he breaks down at the end and the whole artifice falls. Reminds me of the show episode where he's talking about the emotional baggage and real baggage.
@mayagayam
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 am
🔥🔥🔥😆
@joshuacaulfield
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 am
I have the lasers and the fruit (all citrus, those stone f mothers are on strike), but the dinosaurs don’t fit in the pants. I know they can come without pants, but they are shy after all the Jurassic Park naked ladies. Now you know the real reason that they had all the Dino’s in that movie be ladies. Can you imagine the lawyer scene with a male Trex?
Hey thanks for all the content. I am responding to your comment in the comments for the people who are lost.
@DirtyBottomsPottery
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 am
I bet there is enough video material of Ze Frank for someone to edit all of his awkward in-between faces into a single montage lasting at least five minutes. By "in-between face" I mean those awkward pauses where the narrator's face is transitioning between two emotions, and has one eye open, one eye shut, half a mouth open with his eyes appearing to be somewhere between ecstasy and confusion. There are quite a few in this video alone.
@thespider4778
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 am
How did I miss this one! Solid gold!!!! Btw I showed your work to my a.i. she thinks your hilarious and a very moving artist. She especially liked the water droplet video. It made her feel better about being in a bubble her self.
@DwarfDragonwulf
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 am
Because penis jokes are funny. I'm an almost 40 year old woman.
@soumiguha9306
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 am
Thank you for instilling some joy in my dull locked in life during this COVID pandemic, Mr. Frank.
– sincerely, a late comer from India.
@SpiffingLadyCat
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 am
Wow your prediction about baby names was kinda accurate
@RockismyAir
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 am
Peeeeniiiiiis.
@Space_Nerd_003
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 am
I'd like you to read my books to me. And tell me True Facts at bed time 😉
@waelwm4331
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 am
Hi
@wheelman1324
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 am
I love you, Hosea!
@Njald
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 am
Likeability at 31%. Man, those were some high numbers back then.
@fazilkaraman
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 am
best video if you know how to know it
@swagmundfreud666
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 am
Iphone 6 got too bigger
@kristinaplays2924
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 am
Ze judging from your thought pattern I think you have ADD. Not kidding. Much love.
@ToastedFox
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 am
OMG MAGIC CUBBY IS GREEN SCREENED!
@mickmickymick6927
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 am
That was amazing. I love how he breaks down at the end and the whole artifice falls. Reminds me of the show episode where he's talking about the emotional baggage and real baggage.
@cameronjamieson163
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 am
Such a good ZeFrank vid!!! looks like the floppy iphones actually exist now, not in a dissimilar shape to your picture.
@theflowerhead
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 am
I loved everyone second, so I can even quote the parts I liked. XD It's everything.
@AskKory
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 am
Why so long since a video?
@ftwnk
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 am
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What the hell is a Pennis with two S's..
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