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How would you have done it?

Julie Nolke | August 15, 2025



These ladies find themselves discussing a taboo subject…
Actors: Gina Phillips & Julie Nolke
Written by: Julie Nolke

Written by Julie Nolke

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  1. @julienolke

    August 15, 2025 at 8:41 pm

    If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿค ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ

  2. @Joy21090

    August 15, 2025 at 8:41 pm

    Do these things you mention actually compost well? I mean, you're not supposed to put meat in a compost bin. I would worry you're going to ruin perfectly good composts all around the city.

  3. @rooney0423

    August 15, 2025 at 8:41 pm

    I'll do you one better than tigers (which won't eat the bones). Convince him to take up pig farming. Pigs will eat anything, bones, teeth, clothes, everything.

  4. @rohitv249

    August 15, 2025 at 8:41 pm

    Tear the teeth out and and tape them to train tracks so they get ground to dust. You don't want the dental records to reveal who it is. Throw the body, minus the teeth, in the river and weigh it down so it sinks to the bottom. Preferably in summer because it will decompose faster.

  5. @guiltriple

    August 15, 2025 at 8:41 pm

    Yeah, the juxtaposition of the afternoon tea setting and everything like that makes it funny, not to mention the performers' snappy delivery of carefully crafted dialogue — but add in more random contemplative pauses and "hmmm"s and random tangents and that's basically a real conversation that ordinary people would absolutely have. I suppose this exposes the weirdly speculatively bloodthirsty side of humans…

  6. @optimisticundersecretary

    August 15, 2025 at 8:41 pm

    No, no, what you do is you hide the body someplace temporary, tip the police that it's buried at x random location, then they go dig that place up, and when they leave, you bury the body there. Nothing looks sus because the ground was already disturbed, and they don't think to look there again. Q.E.D.

  7. @harryhill8543

    August 15, 2025 at 8:41 pm

    Reminds me of when I was sat next to a girl in a psych class while we filled in personality tests, one item asking "if you could kill someone and get away with it would you?".
    She was "stuck" on this question and didnt know how to answer.
    I sat next to someone else from then on.

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