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how evolution did us dirty

the poopie show | September 13, 2025



we have strayed too far away from our initial (perfect) form (monkey).
today i explain all the benefits of de-evolving the human body.

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  18. @ozioziozi8237

    September 13, 2025 at 11:13 am

    5:00 ugly a- number, I remember seeing the episode when they called 0 worthless and being super creeped out because my television had the problem of sticking on certain frames, and it just remain stuck looking at the cero when he got told that.

    Kinda felt bad for him

  19. @PaddeeBA

    September 13, 2025 at 11:13 am

    Don't discredit our feet too much, we can walk for very long while carrying relatively heavy weights. We may be weaker than monkeys, but they couldn't go hiking with heavy backpacks. Neither can I tbf, but my point still stands

  20. @johnpaullaizure7330

    September 13, 2025 at 11:13 am

    Grouping humans into "we" is fundamentally incorrect, you're including populations that have over the 1.5% genetic difference that by definition makes them into a separate species, not even sub species, a different species. That and using jewish scientists are two red flags and the kids would say these days.

  21. @nothsa99

    September 13, 2025 at 11:13 am

    I fell down the stairs ONCE a few years ago and now I cant cough/sneeze without my legs giving out. Im blaming evolution instead of my poor coordination.

  31. @ripleyandweeds1288

    September 13, 2025 at 11:13 am

    Here's the thing about our body hair; its technically the same amount of hair our ancestors had. Its more so that we have finer hairs on our bodies, while humanity's ape-like ancestors had thicker hairs. That and since we evolved in naturally warm climates like Africa, even if we went back to having the same amount of hair as our earliest monkey-like ancestors it still wouldn't be enough to survive a winter season without some kind of clothing. There is a reason why like almost every primate species naturally lives in warm or tropical climates, and why the first things early humans did when evolving was to make fire. The only way we'd be able to survive the cold without clothing is if we turned ourselves into the Yttakin from Rimworld and gene spliced ourselves to grow a fur coat.

  42. @GenderFluidDragonKing

    September 13, 2025 at 11:13 am

    I mean you could genetically engineer a human gorilla hybrid to have all the strengths of humans with the ability to digest cellulose and convert it into protein that's one of the main reasons why gorilla's can be so buff despite not eating that much meat. Specifically they have a symbiotic relationship with a bacteria inside their gut that does it.

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