Fast Food Tier List with Matteo Lane
I ranked fast food — some of these takes might upset you.
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@WynnWynn-gl3fk
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
They have raising cane’s in Times Square
@xblyzx
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
Drink Everytime he says fine
@shelterbelter
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
There is now another Michael's in Mount Prospect. At the Randhurst Village, site of the former (RIP) Randhurst Mall. Growing up, Woodfield was a special fancy trip. Randhurst and Golf Mill were where I could go. (Actually, I think the only A&W I've ever been in was on the bottom floor of Woodfield. I wonder if it's still there. But I digress…
@krististroschein2752
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
Jack in the Box Sourdough burger & egg rolls ROCK.
@bjbackmon7431
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
Waffle House made it into s -tier and that’s all I care about
@andreamartinez6929
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
I used to work at Burger King , They dont microwave the burgers they are made on a huge broiler and then the Burgers are kept in Warmers above the line, if the burgers get old they throw them out. maybe they microwaved at one time , but The one I worked at didn't I worked there from 2012-2018 .
@corystajduhar
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
Does Nick do Squidward's voice?
@defconklaxon
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
In-N-Out is "just fine" but BURGER KING is "just good" and MACDONALDS IS S TIER?!!! Matteo I love you but jesus h christ them's fighting words and this is a hill I will die on!
@NYterpeX
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
I love you Matteo, but i was questioning your sanity when you put burger king and five guys on the same line…. but McD's as perfect?!?!?
@ruhhshelle
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
I personally love that he says not to insult his intelligence and then proceeds to call a banana pepper a chili pepper….
@ytscrownjewell
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
12:32 Nick went from Squidward to Gary real quick
@jeffredfern3744
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
An episode idea would be to bring Matteo to a Fazouli's. They serve Italian slop to middle America. Stuff like a bucket of spaghetti and meatballs. It's Olive Garden with a KFC mindset.
@jeffredfern3744
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
There's a couple A&W's in the Chicago suburbs.
@PatricioMijangos
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
2:54 so the voice IS a choice mmmmm
@Creekmore
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
No Culver’s?!
@jayc7737
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
Places that should've been included here and be on the top tier: Shake Shack, Culver's, and Krispy Kreme.
Missing from this ranking are places such as Marco's Pizza, Charley's Cheesesteaks, Tim Hortons, Qdoba, Quiznos, Whataburger, Pollo Campero, Jollibee, Bojangles, Checker's, and Potbelly.
@blukas6547
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
In Western Australia we actually had an all you can eat Pizza Hut and KFC “restaurants”. Kill me. My cousin never knew when to stop. Always ended in vomiting in the garden outside. All you can eat KFC!? WTF. Fortunately they died a long time ago – just the concepts – not the people. 🙃🙄
@mattputnam3659
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
Burger King burgers are nasty, and that alone invalidates everything they have. If you're going to call yourself the king of burgers and you have literally the worst burgers on the planet, then I don't care if your fries or whatever are good, your whole restaurant sucks.
And PF Chang's, Chili's, IHOP, and Denny's are not fast food.
@basedbeans8852
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
I love that Nick is gay Squidward, so… just Squidward.
@lindboknifeandtool
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
If I hear you gulping and eating, I’m sorry to say, I feel violent toward you.
That’s it ig
@DavidMiller-kf1ss
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
😂😂😂
@Hans-wt3um
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
Why the hell is that guy behind the camera constantly laughing and giggling so annoyingly? It literally ruins this whole video for me. I'm not a hater, i just can't stand it.
@bruhm0m3nt123
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 am
Nothing can convince me that Arby's is not a money laundering front for the global elite. I have never personally heard someone say they actively choose Arby's for fast ood, and every story I have heard about them is not good. Every commercial I see shows me their meat mountains and I am no longer hungry. And yet they somehow have the money to operate an international business and their commercials use the single best and most memeable voiceover in fast food commercial history with the "WE HAVE THE MEATS" guy
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