Excuses Are Bullshit

Mauvaise Foi!

I love his goofy voice, like, "OKEHH?"

YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS MAN

Yoo dunno mah sitooation, uh kay?

The dumbest excuse ever is "EVERYONE"S NOT PERFECT LIKE YOU!", as if having any criticism of anything, ever, means you think you're perfect. Nobody who has a backbone says that crap.

during awards ceremony senior year i was awarded best male for making exuses

i dont like the word excuse, i feel like its just a way for someone to shit on the mistakes you've made or the things you've done wrong by calling it something that no one wants to hear. if i set out to do something and it doesn't go as planned, there are reasons why it didnt go as planned. If i say i wanna do something and i dont do it there are reasons why i didnt do it. either way you try and you either succeed or fail. period. the reasons for failing, or 'excuses' dont really matter at all, either you eliminate the things that would prevent you from accomplishing any set goal or you set another goal, either way theres no need to tell someone what they already know. let them be the success or the failure that they want to be, based on what their goals are or were in the first place

Yes, I know I should keep smoking but that is only because I like to smoke.
I love this video too. I am gonna watch more. I could hang with this cat….if he doesn't mind cigarette smoke (which by the way, there is no proof of second hand smoke doing anything more than making your threads smell)…

"Okeh?"

This video makes me think of YOLO. The ultimate excuse. Ugh. Also, my husband and I just had a discussion about how people misuse the phrase catch-22 all the time. Most of the time, it is exactly what you said. Making excuses, not being stuck in a completely impossible situation.

I'd be curious to know why the excuse maker is drunk o.O

Oke

If it's really that much of a big deal for u then look away from it….no one cares.

So u want people to take responsibility for traffic being really bad,or for the clock being broken when the person didn't know it was….that is stupid things happen u can't control ever thing in life. It just don't work that way.

My excuses:

I smoke because at first it helped me qui pot. Now that I've done it, I'm just too chickened to quit smoking. So: No relevent reason.
I wish I'd lose weight. But I hate excercise because I'm never satisfied enough about my performances, wich you might imagine are very low. Though I try to eat as healthy as I can, but, I know, it's not enough. So: What a shitty excuse.
I try to write as much as I can but my medication keeps me from concentrating enough (see, I have Bipolar disorder). So: Almost a good reason, but I could try more.
I try to save my money but I'm always consuming stuff I don't reaaly need. So: An other shitty excuse.
I try to keep my room clean but then I can't find where I have put my stuff. So: Stupid excuse, I shoul just put it where it was after using it.
I try to keep my new years resolutions, wich I do, but only for the first month. Then there's always something coming up that makes me "forget" about it. So: I'm just untrustworthy.

Man! I have so many issues! My resolution about it: Hum… Make that resolution on january 1st 2015.

It actually feels good to admit to yourself and even others "I fucked up". The thing about fucking up is you can always do better. Excuses are excuses and that could go on forever. You have to admit your shortcomings in order to be able to improve upon them.

I was going to fess up to making excuses lately and admit you were totally right, t1j, but then as I was thinking about the excuses I was going to confess to I realized they were all to the same person, who happens to be a judgmental loudmouth who wouldn't stop badgering me on three separate occasions. I think when the other options are "get harassed even more for the next half hour" or "tell someone to shut the fuck up before you slap them out of sheer frustration", a few excuses are justified. Better to be lazy and passive than deal with an asshole or be an asshole yourself, because assertively telling her to stop did not stop her. She just kept fucking going. It was insane. Her husband and child must have the patience of Mother Teresa or some shit.

"You don't understand my situation OKH"

This is different but very similar: people who react to every encounter with someone as if they are being judged and proclaim "you don't know me! You don't know what I've been through!" I see it on Facebook, I hear people say it. I feel like saying "Calm down, you don't know the person you're saying that to, you dont know what they have been through, everyone has been through something and no one has to treat you special because of what they don't know you've been through. People can still disagree with you, people can still ask questions, people may still offer constructive criticism. CALM. DOWN."

I use the truth as an excuse most of the time. For example, instead of saying that I can't do something because I'm too busy, I might say that I won't do it because I'm lazy as shit, can't convince myself to do it, and still sort of hoping that I could get away with not doing it. Either way, saying "oops" or "I'll go ahead and get it done" just doesn't work for me.

Definitely channeled the spirit of Lumpy Space Princess for this vid. Quite apropos.