Every Canadian Right Now
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Actors: Julie Nolke
Writer: Julie Nolke
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@julienolke
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
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@abbynormal60
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
You missed the most Canadian band, The Tragically Hip…..” the USA is sinking man, and I don’t wanna swim “. Sure I paraphrased , but you get it. Right , eh?
@HashimMohammed_8BP
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
0:28 I’ll go into crippling debt to stick it to the Americans 😂
@666dielawn666
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
There's a bias in our media? 🤣👍
@shaunpcoleman
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
You realise that virtually every Android is NOT made in the US – except for Google and Motorola, so don't buy those – right?
@terrigross1339
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
I love you, I love you, I love you! (And , of course, Canada 🇨🇦)
Piss off MAGA!
@nannettecouch1945
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
WE??? No 'WE' here! I did not vote for trumpy yam tits and just be thankful your election wasn't stolen??? YET—oh it's coming to you just as corruption came to the US and Italy and France and just about every election everywhere!
@twiddle-diddles
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
Jan Arden? How insensitive!
@JayeEllis
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
The 'boycott' was a complete lifestyle change, and at this point, it's muscle memory.
I don't think many people outside the country noticed, it actually triggered an election so Canada could put the risk manager in charge. It's that serious.
@Dutch3DMaster
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
0:55 Julie, if those records are yours and you care about those records, remove the transparent sleeve! I found out the hard way that they can cause something called "Vinyl contamination" or "Vinyl transfer", where a record get's ruined completely because of how the softeners in the sleeve set off on the records surface.
Ontopic then: Strong video.
@bobjeffrey8863
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
Hilarious.. We the People are sooo afraid,…. Worry about your own stupid Canadian politicians , They make ours look normal.
@briangoldman8209
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
Woo hoo, she is so dang cute. Funny too. Too bad she’s Canadian. Lol.
@monkeymalletsvideos
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
I usually love Julie's posts, but this one gives me pause.
@whya2ndaccount
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
Australia still happy to take refugees. Although you need to be warned that an Ice Hockey stick is taken as proof of nationality as opposed to wielding a Baseball bat.
@MH_Bikes
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
Burn it 😂
@karlostj4683
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
BlackBerry (Research In Motion) went belly-up like forever ago.
@blackmanops3749
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
I moved from CanIndia to the US because I didn't like living in India and being forced to speak French. No regrets, eh?
@catkook543
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
wasn't the American tariffs because they wanted to be more self dependent on supplying their own manufacturing?
Basically unhappy they were importing too much
@Shauna-b5q
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
You are great. As an American I envy you having such a great president and I am sorry our horrendously awful president is affecting your country and the world.
@JB-fv6vx
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
China has now poked the bear
@aj8749
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
Oh shut up and sit down.
@blainemogil2254
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
🎉
@jaybee006
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
Bless your heart
@martinosimionato1536
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
Glenn gould is canadian
@Rancid-Jane
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
0:25f To really boycott USA you need to stop using the word couch. Use chesterfield, or even sofa if you have to. Couch is american terminology.
@robertfindley921
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
Good! Boycott America! The US has two political parties: the Democrats and Czar Donald Trump. We need the world to be our 3rd political party. Help us fix ourselves! We can't do it alone!
@urbangrouse
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
Love your Sonic Boom t-shirt! Totally Canadian!
@SamBrockmann
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
Western Canada be like: "CAN WE JOIN THE USA?!" though. 😂😂
@investigator77
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
Canadian here! I saw your video on Mert Can's channel here on YT. He loved it! Came over to subscribe. Posted on X
@anniethemese1215
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
Atta girl! Me too – NOTHING from the US is in my home. I replaced everything. IDC if it costs me double, I won't have anything to do with this fascist failed state. I loathe the US.
@teadrinker7098
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
You thought you could burn down the Whitehouse with no consequences?! Ha! Pay up…
@scottbowers6016
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
While I enjoy the sketch it seems like you are a bit deep into the Canadian anti-USA propaganda. You might want to look into the tarrifs Canada has on America then ask yourself why the Canadian news complains so loudly about how USA places tarrifs on their good friend Canada. Personally I think the rate of tarrifs was too high, but Canada has been playing this game longer than the USA.
@rex69832
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
You are sooooo funny Julie. Love your videos. You've missed your calling. You should be doing standup. Who knew Canadians had a sense of humour. 😉
@Boeing-xj5hh
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
poking the goose😂😂
@pamdawson8598
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
I thought the previous Canadian leaders destroyed Canada economically and democratically?
@John_Pace
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
Racoon liberation Army strikes again…
@NaudVanDalen
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
Can she still listen to Justin Bieber since he was born in Canada even though he lives in America now?
@raffaelesuppa4255
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
Beauty…..very funny….thanks a lot…..American Movies…soooo expensive!!
@kevinramsey417
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
No Rush? No Hip? Not even Max Webster? You sure you're Canadian?
@Calaban-v71
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
i just dont get the whole sticker shock of the tariffs… i hear it like "gah! but we were tariffing you for so long! why suddenly now you want to hurt my free money, propping up our dairy and lumber industries, as they arent really a competitor against big neighbor America? (ref: TRQ's)" – yeah, why is nobody talking about those subsidies? I mean, is it just willful blindness?
@Z3meAlternative
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
couch constructed in Winnipeg 😆
as a winnipegger, I love this
@quayrice3729
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
I poked the beaver once. It turned out okay.
@gregoryblackwell235
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
When the American taxpayer stops paying for the free world's defense while their governments are free to use tax money on social programs we'll see what the "bear" does. When you have to pay to defend yourself against the "bear" or the "dragon" we'll see what you have to pay in taxes. Till then, shut the hell up unless you want to say "thank you America"!
@gregoryblackwell235
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
Poked the bear? Really? More like, "poked the panda"!🤣
@kyle9667
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
Not me. I will buy what I want regardless of where it is made because it keeps local busiesses open. Not much is made in caada anymore, and hard not to find anythig not made in North America. If it is made in canada or US I will but it first, but not always possible because a lot of maufacturers don't want to deal with the canadaian frech having to be on everythign so it is not sold in canada.. But buying anything at a local shop keeps that shop open and local people having jobs. That is what builds an economy, keeping local busiess open ad people having jobs. It's was easy to not have tarrifs on canada. Secure the border and stop the fetalyn, said right from the start. But nope, the lib decided to try and act tough with counter tarrifs. That only increased the tarrifs. So they got their elbows up and danced areound like ID 10 Ts thinking they were stading up to the bad orange man. All the while the lib dropped all couter tarrifs without telling anybody after the interview with POTUS where carnival was told to sit down and STFU while POTUS told him how it was going to be. So elbowsw up was a rouse that he lib ID 10 Ts fell for ad chose to elect the destruction of canada. Face it, canada will never win an economc war with canada. caada needs the US far more than the US needs canada.
@RockMe-h2w
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
@bsntadinfo2480
May 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm
Great skit Julie! kBring Back Blackberry! My sectional couch is Canadian yay! Ground News is Canadian and a great idea,