Defending Miss South Carolina 2007
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@Ging3r01
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
Reminds me of Karoline Leavitt & Lauren Bobart.
@TraceyOwusu
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
Its the "conversating", "accomplishmitch" and "aloof" for me lmao. She didn't really inquiry much more on education huh. ….. and the mario catching strays hahaha
@corystajduhar
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
Her response was the best thing ever. I can't stop smiling and laughing every time I hear it!
@NoNoMousse
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
we were conversating
@ulku_the_great
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
I sometimes grade my students' papers like this, searching for the 1 complete sentence, and when I do find it, I'm so happy
@baphnie
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
It’s just so relatable across the board. We have all been there at some point just flailing our incompetence into the void without a lifeline. Iconic.
@mashfan76
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
Who remembers Mario on an episode of the Golden Girls?!
@Pinkclouds512
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
“Conversating” 😔
@ChristopherCruz-e2z
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
She had me at The Iraq. I am OBSESSED.
@ImdaPrincesse
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
Well we're helping South Africa and such..
@Relli80
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
I think I saw this on a MTV reality show for pageant girls who had recently won the national competitions owned by “someone”. She came by to help give the girls confidence about answering tough questions. Her suggestions were equally hilarious.
Mario Lopez’s secret is SOUP
@richardthomas8413
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
You keep interrupting too much
@homiiciidalkiitten6650
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
So she's basically saying lets export our failing education system to other countries lmao
@TexasNorthDFW
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
I'm so happy you did a full circle video of her. This was awesome.
@TexasNorthDFW
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
"Nick doesn't know anything." 😂
@rachelw1076
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
I was ready to give her so much grace…until I heard her speak as an adult and realized that age has not brought her any more wisdom or grasp of the English language 😬
@lilgoldenbuddy
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
This went viral my first year of high school. Our history professor at the time loved to pull up whatever video had captured their mind that week, so we used valuable learning time to watch Miss South Carolina do this.
I’m sure one or two of those kids in my class may not be able to find the US on a map still.
@spaztron5000
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
"Conversate." Katie, you're not a rapper from the 90s; stop it.
@spaztron5000
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
"Katie looks great", Matteo, she looks like a vampire with two black eyes.
@spaztron5000
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
I JUST GOT AN AD FOR THIS VIDEO WITH A WOMAN TALKING ABOUT MUCH SHE LOVES SUMMER IN SOUTH AFRICA.
@spaztron5000
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
Chris' far off laughter in these videos always delights me
@HayleyPhoebe
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
I remember when this first happened my cousin on Facebook publicly shamed me for making fun of her 😂😂😂😂I was actually really critical of the American education system 😂😂😂😂
@heyg0ld
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
I love South Africa and Thyraq
@KatieeJ77
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
I remember watching this live as it was happening and was screaming at my TV and pulling my knees to my chest because I was so embarrassed for her! I was yelling, “Stop talking!!!“ This clip is a thought in my mind at least once a year since then. I hope she is well.
@Littleflower53
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
It’s like the powers that be who coached her said “Ok, don’t ever say “like”, say “such as” instead. And ALSO make sure to mention places like South Africa and Iraq. That’ll make you seem more worldly.”
@TaylorMMontgomery
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
8:01 NOT CONVERSATING!!!!!!
@KamenClaw
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
What coach told her too bring up Africa? Just because it’s near the US doesn’t mean it works here.
@erykahbadont6605
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
😂😂😂
@facethefaceandmore44
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
She’s stuck between two completely different cognitive tasks, and the chaos is a result of that conflict.
1. Genuinely answering the question e.g. “some people out there don’t have maps”, which leads to the initial panic when she realises it sounded stupid, so she bails and jumps to the second task.
2. Trying to prove she’s not one of those people that can’t locate the USA on the map, by trying to shoehorn in as many countries she can think of. Unfortunately in her panic those are limited to the country the USA was currently at war with, the last place she went on holiday and an entire continent. At this point she’s in such a state she can’t work out how to bring them in so just reels the names off.
She can’t decide which task she’s on which leads to the wild flip flopping between the two objectives. She then tries to wrap it all up with an answer about education that she wishes she’d started with in the first place. The “such as” is her replacement for the word “like” which someone has told her sounds more classy.
@bethanymuller5623
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
And now she’s apparently in the Trump administration
@jamieshell3232
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
I found this video looking up the original video bc this is what Kristi Noem sounds like rn
@SK2888MD
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
Matteo, your commentary was better than her answer. Esp "death becomes her" Mario Lopez. Hilarious😂
@wendywilson8168
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 pm
I love that idiot woman so much. I quote her often
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