Confronting Nick’s Diet – Matteo Lane & Nick Smith – I Never Liked You 94
We talked about dieting, cooking meals, and what actually gets you motivated to get in shape. Matteo shares how he kicked off his fitness journey, and Nick brings up a new Taco Bell item that’s keeping him just a little off track — but it’s worth it.
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@jt_guenter
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
I have two wolves in me one is nick and one is Matteo I relate to both 😂
@victorix30
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
For someone who mostly eats junk food, Nick looks fantastic! His metabolism must be crazy.
@monkeypants881
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
Nick’s Dunkin order: Original Blend Iced Coffee Large, Original Blend, Cream (4), Unsweetened Hazelnut (4) and Liquid Cane Sugar (2) 19:50
@mayug.2732
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
I love that Nick just cannot fathom making his own homemade tacos (easy af to cook) and making his own chipotle-style bowls (just making rice, beans, ground meat, guac, and cheese). Literally so easy to just reduce the amount of oils (if he even has an air fryer and nonstick pans!) and he just makes it seem like he's being punished for innumerable crimes
@mayug.2732
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
My favorite thing was Nick saying "i have non-stick pans" and being befuddled by the concept of eggs getting stuck on a pan EVER
@savvyaranda
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
25:00 nicks sad face is everything
@chrisyarmer4704
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
This is the most insufferable Nick has EVER been. I could never be in the same room with him for more than thirty seconds before wanting to kick a puppy AND a baby! He needs a blessing. Mateo is either really brave or really stupid for putting up with this mentally challenged 1st grader from Hell.
@Alicia.Like.Miltia
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
OMG so funny
@DjMaRius07
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
You right Matteo.. Nick you’re a Idi*t.
Please tell me the whole conversation is a joke. 🤦🏼♂️come on.. fast food every day NOT healthy. Period
@nlbhaduri
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
Nick, try ballet….a bit of light training in dance helps with so many things like posture, balance, flexibility, endurance and strength….then change your diet.
@uri1521
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
If Matteo ever has kids, he is going to be a VERY PATIENT parent.. 😂❤ love both of them…..
@WXFD-Media
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
ANYWAY, NO S
@MichelleGroccia
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
It’s not only not enough protein. Fast food is so unhealthy. And will catch up to you eventually. You are probably so used to all the salt and fat that regular healthy food tastes boring
@Beardsoup86
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
Just dawned on me that Nick sounds like Roger from American Dad
@danielamato5168
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
my guess is that Nick has 2 bites of chipotle and thats it. he wants to look lean, and he probably wont eat as much.
@teresaswanson4854
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
Nick is to ridiculous and takes it too far. I cant watch.
@danielamato5168
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
"why?, i dont give a sh-" i love nIck
@ArabiDopeSisThaliana
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
Nick looks like Dill from To Kill a Mockingbird. Have Matteo look at that character then look at Nick… Big “Folks Call Me Dill!” energy. 😂
@lexxchantal
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
Nick needs a meal plan service lol… the calories and cooking is done for him and he can just pop it in the microwave
@tarachapman916
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
No they weren't counting macro but most of my family on my dad's side died from cancer and diabetes. What iv found is to cut the carbs you will be healthier ❤️🩹
@victoriaaponte1876
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
Chris's laughter in the background is killing me
@Johnkwes-boombap
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
3:28 they always show Kensington when they show Philly now. They never show the gayborhood. They really know how to keep shit together 🤷♂️
@sheilabryant5742
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
Can't handle the belching 🤢
Otherwise….. I love these two 😄
@kittyluck7223
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
I love the cantina tacos but miss the old crispy shell ones
@luips04
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
Matteo just lost it about the building muscle part 😂😂
@rellenoz
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
What kind of adult doesn't want muscle
@breannaleonaxx
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
Few notes on this: firstly, I excitedly clicked on this full well knowing it’d be an episode with Matteo schooling Nick on his poor trash goblin diet, I was not disappointed at ALL. Secondly, where the hell is the link to Nicks personal vlog about the matter @ 2:20. Lastly, Matteo’s Italian 🤌🤌🤌 comes out when he yells at Nick and it is my favorite thing ever 😂
@browneyedgirlcmw
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
Unless the person talking about your diet is a registered dietitian, which is a formal education vs a "coach" it is at most an opinion.
@myrezz8833
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
Nick should also try working on good sleep hygiene. Decent rest will fix a lot of things making him possibly less… negative
@brandonwise8137
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
I feel like I judge Nick so harshly. Not that this means anything but just based on his level of education, his diet, and not eating palette, we would never be friends. Why would someone go to London to have Chipotle!
@KENNYJIMNO
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
When Matteo comes to St Pete Next year. I hope you are coming too
@KENNYJIMNO
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
Oh, so here is my experience learning about NICK, first time i heard about NICK was from watching Matteo describing you. (Which was yesterday) during his stand up as he explained your mannerisms I had yet to find out you were a real person but he did such a good job it made want to see what seemed to be "Uncle Arthur' of our time. To see your real, I'm obsessed.
@KENNYJIMNO
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
I LOVE NICK, NICK I LOVE YOU! If you're single. Oh BTW My Mom is Mexican and my Dad is Italian and German. So like Matteo but Nice.
@veronicasantiago7068
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
Why do they sound like Linda and Bob fighting from bobs burgers
@danaemcfall4352
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 pm
The nonstick pans are full of heavy metals ! Cancer causing heavy metals ! Get copper
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