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Christmas According to Ancient Aliens

gabi belle | January 23, 2026



some things i read for this video (on top of watching an ungodly amount of episodes):
The History of Christmas: https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/history-and-civilisation/2021/12/how-christmas-has-evolved-over-centuries
Jesus’s Disputed Birth Story Among Historians: https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/history-and-civilisation/2021/12/biblical-stories-of-jesus-birth-reveal-intriguing-clues-about-his-times
David Childress IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2347489/bio
More About Giorgio’s Background: https://www.uscupstate.edu/globalassets/academics/college-of-arts-humanities-and-social-sciences/languages-literature-and-composition/english-literary-file/elf-volume-4-2012-few.pdf
Giorgio’s Cast Page: https://www.history.com/shows/ancient-aliens/cast/giorgio-a-tsoukalos
Florida Rocks (Coral Castle): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coral_Castle

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tags: #ancientaliens

Today we’re watching ancient aliens that premieres on history channel with memelord giorgio tsoukalos, david childress, and author of chariots of the gods Erich von Däniken. ancient aliens is a great and silly show that is entertaining to watch and react to commentary haha ancient aliens keywords

Written by gabi belle

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  1. @AlpharedKanisTholiman

    January 23, 2026 at 3:24 pm

    If you read about what Noah was supposed to have taken on to the ark which is all a bunch of bull God said no I take the animals clean by sevens except for the unclean by twos so he took seven of each type of animal on the face of the Earth and then pigs and goats and said she would only take a male and a female I know everybody thinks that's not the case but that's what the Bible says I don't believe it just went accuracy for you😊

  2. @paulchavez3039

    January 23, 2026 at 3:24 pm

    I feel like we’re just enabling Georgio’s psychosis ugh when that mermaid mockumentaty aired and ancient aliens became “history” channel’s favorite child I knew we were cooked.

  3. @Manigeitora

    January 23, 2026 at 3:24 pm

    It's hilarious to me how obvious it is that men in biblical times had even less of a concept of the female body and reproduction than the average man does now. Women could just say "well I dunno how I got pregnant, it just happened" and they were just like "Yeah okay".

    Y'all got cheated on and just believed it was God because you didn't wanna be a cuck.

  4. @kdzl4shzl

    January 23, 2026 at 3:24 pm

    Your Ancient Aliens videos are maybe my favorite videos you have posted so far, but 100% are my favorite videos about Ancient Aliens. No need to watch anyone else break the show down. You da best, better than DJ Khalid frfr

  5. @BreitheNua

    January 23, 2026 at 3:24 pm

    12:22 The eugenics-adjacent rhetoric about the aliens causing the flood to get rid of "genetic imperfections"… holy shit the whiplash of going from hilariously insane lunacy to… well still insane lunacy but a lot less funny, was quite intense.

  6. @eclect

    January 23, 2026 at 3:24 pm

    I don't know if ancient aliens are a "more probable" explanation for the pyramids than just pharaohs using their source of, let's say, nonconsensual labour for a massive ego stroke

  7. @maryelizabethwytch

    January 23, 2026 at 3:24 pm

    i'm pretty sure this is where that one co-worker of mine get most of her beliefs. it's hilarious, worrying, and kinda sad. also, i can't believe this is still going!!!!!! holy freak cow! 😮

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