Christian Mingle: The Movie
Yup! This is a real full-length movie that was made by the dating site, Christian Mingle. My friend told me about this movie, so I sat down and watched the entire thing several times. Obviously, it’s terrible, so I decided to make a video about it. Enjoy!
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@Excelsior_15
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
Fk what this guy is talking about.What is my brother in the background preaching about? I need to get that audio.
@Excelsior_15
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
Mayo's friends sounds like a dope cartoon that came on after Hey Arnold.
@Excelsior_15
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
Am I tripping or was that a little bit of subtle racism music in the sushi eating scene?
@damp_sandwich
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
14:32 scales mermaids are real…?
@grayhutchason5175
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
oh my god i clicked this video without realizing how old it is, you literally sound sooo young throw baackkkk
@ohnooogngiforgothowtobreathe
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
oh god your hair sucks
@Joxxie_The_Fur
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
I’ve come back so far I was flabbergasted when I didn’t get my “FOLKS 🙏”
@IceDranzer
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
More. MybHusband isn't Gay video a sad riot❤❤❤❤
@lerdog
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
That ending could've been SO good if just rejected him like "nope, I'm good now" and walked away
@vivianaugustus10
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
17:15 whitest of them all holy cow that was Spanish-ish
@rosemariekeeton
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
I somehow missed the original jokes about the balding boner men, so the jokes after the original missed scene just don't make any sense…. did he not show that part in the video cause i cant find it…
@Rainne22-j9p
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
14:50 why did I immediately think of the goat movie: Fishy, fishy fish. Making it stinky.
@calikorni
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
thats a bright shirt kurtis
@storywala88
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
😂❤
@galaxygemgames
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
I could have whent with out watching this movie 😭
@k_mma
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
5:05 Triple D
@maggotswarm77
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
2018 kurtis looks so Odd.
@ieatmen010
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
ok kurtis what if i wanted a boneless episode though
@Shadynilla
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
5:07 is he having a seizure
@Shadynilla
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
IVE SEEN LIKE 4 CHRISTMAS MOVIES THE ACTOR OF THE MAIN CHARACTER PLAYS IN WTF
@matuko313
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
No way that cost only $650K to make.
@automnevert
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
… And no Christian Mingle for Gretchen Wieners
@automnevert
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
They even got the exquisite J. Peterman for this crapfest??!?
@nkishhh
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
13:04 charge your battery dude
@SmokieBlooLovesU
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
So late to comment, sorry! But…uh…I love your hair, btw! And…WHERES THE FOLKS?? Unless at this time you haven’t started doing it yet or something.
@Razyy-uq9bh
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
No way I get a mayonnaise add after Kurtis said she broke up with mayo 😭😭
@superpoprocks
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
Fun fact: the guy who directed this movie is the same guy who directed the new ice cube "War of the Worlds" movie
@GoosekittyGaming
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
When you mentioned Citizen Kane and the sled company, the first thing that came to mind wasn't the Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun by Julie Brown. ':3
@silvertriforce2574
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
HOLY FUCK YOU LOOK SO YOUNG!!
@habibkassis8950
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
13:42 holy fuck henry spencer
@michaelkeehan8094
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
Christian Mingle the Movie is a rom-com where God is the gay best friend.
@Dort_wirt
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
5:17, ok so, she has a problem with the ethics of selling people a "magical" pill that claims to solve their problems but that has no scientific evidence or proof that it works… ummm
@sandwitchchwan416
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
The dad from Psych wrote the Christian mingle movie? Nuts
@hannahcurtis1680
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
i love christian minge
@jakebranch2599
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
Hello
@luckyNumberSevs
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
What the fuck Gretchen Weiners
@that_bananaguns_guy
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
it's so funny watching the straight people movies being like "a month is so long to not see each other 🙁 🙁 :(" meanwhile im over here only seeing my boyfriend once or twice every couple months
@MargaretMiller-ss3gg
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
4:24 I've been rewatching this video every now and then for years and i just now realized that the guy who played fucking J Peterman from Seinfeld is in this movie
@cassidyb0707
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
omg it actually is gretchen weiners???
@Eggsandbacon_58
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
me when I'm 42 years old, and I am very old and I pay taxes.
@SeaDubya
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
2025. Da fuq. I hate YT’s algorithm. You sound 12.
@l0k11ag0
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
The sushi “bit” is making me physically ill
@Alucard-A-La-Carte
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
If a man eats sushi like that, he is going to need to be convinced to go down on you.
That dude SUCKS.
@AidenFeltkamp
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
@13:19 Cookies so that when the Christian Mingle website asks you to accept their cookies, all the people who watched this movie will say yes
@A_Depressed.Femboy
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
8:48 atleast he’s honest lol
@alyssaneilson
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
1:07 1 min into the videos and rom-com was said 6 times that’s means one per 10 seconds
@magicmulder
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
"What church do you go to?" – "Ah you wouldn't know it, it's in another state."
@magicmulder
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
What happened to Lacy Chabert's career that she has to star in such crap?
And "NED RYERSON?!" too?
@CorbinStadin
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 pm
i wrote the movie
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