Carny White House (FULL EPISODE) | Titus Podcast/Armageddon Update
christophertitustv | June 6, 2026
Comedians Christopher Titus and Rachel Bradley offer sharp political satire on current news and the performance of President Trump. This stand up comedy duo provide a unique take on the latest headlines.
You DO understand you are not even funny anymore? As a European, you are just reflecting on an empire in decline. We've had it with your fake positivity. You lost. You f*cked yourself into oblivion. And you did it to yourself.
The oxymoron of the flag Flyers. The ones that fly both American and Confederate flags, I say to them pick a lane you're for America or for the Confederacy and the separation of the states.
I'm sorry, I rather watch Milli Vanilli knowing they're fake and half of the group is dead, than watching one minute of Sleepy, Farting, Lying, Sexist, Egotistical, Hypocritical Bigot…😂😂😂
Well the good news is in 2033 or 2031 we can actually do the REAL 250th anniversary of our country being free without all of this stupid shit he is planning on doing. This is only the year we declared independence not when we ACTUALLY won it after our first war…..people need to read history again!!!!
Mini Pearl. Many years ago I was at the Watseka IL. County Fair. We were in the stands and watched a demolition derby that was so good the man driving a 1939 Pontiac Sedan was so competitive he actually got out of his car and fixed it from shutdowns 3 times. He did get crashed out but when he got out of his car to walk to the Pit, we gave him a Standing Ovation. The remainder of the show was supposed to be several country music bands taking turns on a stage set up in the ring made of wrecked cars, but a storm rolled in and was so strong that the electricity went out and they cancelled the music. An emergency generator was cranked up and the lights in the bleachers came back on. Comedians Jerry Clower and Mini Pearl came up into the stands and they showed us what happens if the microphones go out, or what you learn performing in places with no microphones. They were about 20 yards apart from each other in the covered bleachers and they took turns, as the storm continued with Loud thunder and lightning so close that even with the emergency generator the lights would flicker. Yet they took turns using voices strong enough to be heard by everyone, sharing their comedy with us and it went on for a least two and a half hours. They were so kind in that we had paid for a show, and they were good enough to make sure we got our money's worth.
If I was a famous person Trump wanted to perform at anything, I'd be so highly priced &&&&&&& refuse 🫸 to be paid by anyone but Trump himself……….., 😂 first.
My soon to be 19 year old son (next week), thinks this UFC at the White House fight is going to turn into some sort of riot of angry people at the White House, not unlike the attack on the Capitol. Especially, since last we heard, only special people are going to be allowed on the White House grounds while all the pee ons (as my late father would have called them) will have to watch it from a distance or on screens remotely down the street. Speaking for myself, the White House and the reflecting pool look like a sh*t show for the 250th anniversary of our country! This is a time when D.C. should be getting a larger amount of tourists than usual with special celebrations over the summer because of the 250th celebration. Instead we have this B.S.!
30:00. You got it wrong. This GOP is all about the South. And how the South shall rise again, it took 160 years to slowly bring their Christian bullshit back in politics, back into courts, back into the press. They have slowly chipped away at our founding principles. They tweaked them, they re-written and interpreted them to scare the masses and here we are. Religion and Algos will be the death of America. And it’s happening right now.
I would say that the Republicans tell each other he's ok and in interviews tell us the same thing but in private at home with the wife THIS GUY IS A AS#SHOLE
10:17 They interviewed Obama when he first took office and asked him why he hadn't redecorated the oval office yet. He said he didn't feel it was appropriate because of the hard times the American people were going through at the moment. Meanwhile, Trump has gold on everything and has no problem spending our tax dollars.
@timotheusvanesch3959
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
You DO understand you are not even funny anymore?
As a European, you are just reflecting on an empire in decline.
We've had it with your fake positivity.
You lost. You f*cked yourself into oblivion.
And you did it to yourself.
@DavidRamm-x1m
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
“You know it’s going to be a bad when a 60 Minutes crew is waiting for you when you get to work.”
@bradshaddy8555
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
The oxymoron of the flag Flyers. The ones that fly both American and Confederate flags, I say to them pick a lane you're for America or for the Confederacy and the separation of the states.
@curtisthornton8637
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
I'm sorry, I rather watch Milli Vanilli knowing they're fake and half of the group is dead, than watching one minute of Sleepy, Farting, Lying, Sexist, Egotistical, Hypocritical Bigot…😂😂😂
@bryansession2970
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
Late night rants.. falling asleep during day with brain fog…repeating and projecting..sounds like side effects from opiods… just saying
@alexanderroloff8093
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
Well the good news is in 2033 or 2031 we can actually do the REAL 250th anniversary of our country being free without all of this stupid shit he is planning on doing. This is only the year we declared independence not when we ACTUALLY won it after our first war…..people need to read history again!!!!
@Carmichael23
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
This whole world is one big theater of lies. The script seems to be getting worse than the WWE💯
@lizjka8281
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
Junior should have been a taxidermist. Notice list of animals on the cognitive test always changes.
@DoggyZworlD07
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
Yo, what happened to Ken "The highlander" Highland????
@poins3ttia
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
“Assassin that needs a binky” 😂
@daguard411
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
Mini Pearl. Many years ago I was at the Watseka IL. County Fair. We were in the stands and watched a demolition derby that was so good the man driving a 1939 Pontiac Sedan was so competitive he actually got out of his car and fixed it from shutdowns 3 times. He did get crashed out but when he got out of his car to walk to the Pit, we gave him a Standing Ovation. The remainder of the show was supposed to be several country music bands taking turns on a stage set up in the ring made of wrecked cars, but a storm rolled in and was so strong that the electricity went out and they cancelled the music. An emergency generator was cranked up and the lights in the bleachers came back on. Comedians Jerry Clower and Mini Pearl came up into the stands and they showed us what happens if the microphones go out, or what you learn performing in places with no microphones. They were about 20 yards apart from each other in the covered bleachers and they took turns, as the storm continued with Loud thunder and lightning so close that even with the emergency generator the lights would flicker. Yet they took turns using voices strong enough to be heard by everyone, sharing their comedy with us and it went on for a least two and a half hours. They were so kind in that we had paid for a show, and they were good enough to make sure we got our money's worth.
@devinlor8176
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
If I was a famous person Trump wanted to perform at anything, I'd be so highly priced &&&&&&& refuse 🫸 to be paid by anyone but Trump himself……….., 😂 first.
@marywood2865
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
My soon to be 19 year old son (next week), thinks this UFC at the White House fight is going to turn into some sort of riot of angry people at the White House, not unlike the attack on the Capitol. Especially, since last we heard, only special people are going to be allowed on the White House grounds while all the pee ons (as my late father would have called them) will have to watch it from a distance or on screens remotely down the street. Speaking for myself, the White House and the reflecting pool look like a sh*t show for the 250th anniversary of our country! This is a time when D.C. should be getting a larger amount of tourists than usual with special celebrations over the summer because of the 250th celebration. Instead we have this B.S.!
@lorrainevezeau-kq3jg
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
No hate here 😂
@BCDfunstuff1999
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
30:00. You got it wrong. This GOP is all about the South. And how the South shall rise again, it took 160 years to slowly bring their Christian bullshit back in politics, back into courts, back into the press. They have slowly chipped away at our founding principles. They tweaked them, they re-written and interpreted them to scare the masses and here we are. Religion and Algos will be the death of America. And it’s happening right now.
@brandk1331
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
So The WHO they gonna have fight. Kid rock and Vanilla Ice.
@justanothername4166
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
I'm mad that a couple of Republicans finally grew a spine and went against but got voted out
@appyapples5034
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
1:05:12 💯💯💯 yep!! And everyone is oblivious to what's happening behind the curtain
@benevolent_malice
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
51:42 He's so fragile that he announced that he's inviting himself to his birthday party! 🤪
@richardmolby9189
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
Thank goodness you two are still here keeping us laughing when there is little to laugh about.
@johncherko8292
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
I would say that the Republicans tell each other he's ok and in interviews tell us the same thing but in private at home with the wife THIS GUY IS A AS#SHOLE
@randalbudd8291
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
Karn evil # 9 ," welcome back my friends to the show that never ends ".
@lorrainevezeau-kq3jg
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
43:48 he hasn’t always signed his texts I think someone else is writing his texts and signs it to make you believe it’s him 😂ie Steven Miller.
@lorrainevezeau-kq3jg
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
Love that you are talking about Biden’s term and how powerful and positive it was and how he turned it around from trumps disaster.
@appyapples5034
June 6, 2026 at 8:37 pm
10:17 They interviewed Obama when he first took office and asked him why he hadn't redecorated the oval office yet. He said he didn't feel it was appropriate because of the hard times the American people were going through at the moment. Meanwhile, Trump has gold on everything and has no problem spending our tax dollars.
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