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Car headlights are out of control

Julie Nolke | June 13, 2026



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  1. @BabydollCadenas

    June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm

    And I keep getting pulled over because I keep putting tint on my door windows. I'm not trying to be difficult. I want to be able to see when car manufacturers and drivers decide that low beams need to harness the concentrated power of the FLUFFING SUN ! If your low beams look like high beams then your low beams are too bright.

  2. @DrB934

    June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm

    I live in a regional area in Australia and these f$ck1ng LED headlights are profoundly dangerous. How they have not been legislated blows my mind.

  3. @Ron-j3t

    June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm

    The best part is you don't see any farther their aimed you can however dicern the color of the material the road is made from. In the winter it makes the snowflakes absolutely huge and that good.

  4. @AvivaSingsOut

    June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm

    literally SO therapeutic for my serious ANGER about that violation that started… what like 7 years ago? like WWTTTFFFF I thought they were intentionally brighting me for like three years until I had a friend driving behind me and I was like why are you brighting me? and it was like… ummm those are just my headlights HOLY S$#@ – it's called L E Ds on crack enough is enough LOL

  5. @Lostmymind1

    June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm

    JULIE!!!! I'm with you!!! I've been saying for years now that I miss the old 1980s style headlights, purely because they were pointed downwards, and less bright. I can see things besides the light. I yell at these new lights everytime I see them.

  6. @Coldend

    June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm

    Talk about the lovely new auto-stop feature that…
    1. saves little to no fuel
    2. improves air quality, not at all
    3. burns out your car's starter
    4. shut's your engine off unexpectedly in weird situations, like merging onto a very busy street (and will cause eventual deaths, if my routine near-death experience is any judge)
    OR
    Talk about the 'driver assist' features, where if the road curves during an intersection your car thinks you're departing your lane and attempts to prevent you from following the curve by pulling against your steering, thus pushing you off the road.

    Gotta love the new 'safety' features that actually threaten your life, while robbing you of agency as an individual, because some people believe personal responsibility has to be managed out of society entirely.

  7. @RobbsHomemadeLife

    June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm

    Brighter headlights are fine, but why is no one talking about an automatic horn that blows 5 nanoseconds after the stoplight turns green? This will save a lot of time for drivers who manually honk their horn 5 nanoseconds after the light turns green. We should also have a land torpedo option to discourage and disincentivize drivers ahead of us who slow down for yellow lights, and in order to compete with Chinese manufacturers, we should develop a subscription service for air used to inflate the tires, as that will increase our profit margin and encourage drivers to stay loyal to our brand of cars. You are welcome

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