Car headlights are out of control
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Actors: Julie Nolke
Writer: Julie Nolke
Camera: Sam Larson
Editor: Alec McKay

@BabydollCadenas
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
And I keep getting pulled over because I keep putting tint on my door windows. I'm not trying to be difficult. I want to be able to see when car manufacturers and drivers decide that low beams need to harness the concentrated power of the FLUFFING SUN ! If your low beams look like high beams then your low beams are too bright.
@AJ-lz3lr
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
Im a delivery driver, and its gotten so bad that I cannot drive at night anymore. Im genuinely afraid for my eye sight.
@fuzbubbles
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
Can someone explain the “sockets on men” line??
@knickebien1966
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
What is going on in Canada to inspire this?
@brandiek82
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
HOW is this woman not on SNL already… Somebody call Lorn, he is missing this. 😂
@briantrafford4871
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
Don't forget to raise the vehicle so high that I will need a running start to be able to jump into it.
@Pfooh
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
Betterhelp? Really? I thought better of you Julie.
@REALHarrison
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
This is so good, its insane.
@shortlakesoul
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
Such an illuminating skit!
@scott-richards
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
🤣
@LaceyMaeBenson
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
2:25–2:26 immediately answers the question: what if L from Death Note choose a different occupation? 🤔😂
@JonMartinYXD
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
3:35 Like what on men? Auto-subtitles aren't helping.
@FIL1994123456789
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
this is way too accurate
@666dielawn666
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
Few decisions we make as a society, are good these days. 🤨 Anyways, funny bit, thanx.
@weaksause6878
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
If its noon and you lights are on and I shield my eyes, your headlights are too bright.
@krollpeter
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
I agree. Headlights have become a serious problem.
@kevind369
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
great video
@davidconner-shover51
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
When they are so bright that they're blinding at high noon with a clear sky, you know it's too much
@Ind-e8b
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
Buttons will be a subscription add-on.
@zenithquasar9623
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
This is, unfortunately, true! It makes me so angry lol
@RichardandElvis
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
Brighter and unforgiving.
@RichardandElvis
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
Brighter.
@tirednotdead
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
nuclear arms race explained in headlights
@JasminaSin35
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
I don't drive often. I thought my eyes got worse!
@DrB934
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
I live in a regional area in Australia and these f$ck1ng LED headlights are profoundly dangerous. How they have not been legislated blows my mind.
@Ron-j3t
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
The best part is you don't see any farther their aimed you can however dicern the color of the material the road is made from. In the winter it makes the snowflakes absolutely huge and that good.
@adequatebus8280
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
fantastic skit containing full-contact (without pads) comedy stylings. i'm still confused about the bangs . . .
@MichaelSillion
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
Need protective eyewear just to rive nowadays.
@ASMRwithyourfavoritestar
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
what are you saying at 3:36 – CC says like sockets on men… I've listened half a dozen times.. my best guess is.. like Sock Hats on men…
@AvivaSingsOut
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
I like how cc changed pierce eyeballs to tears eyeballs
@AvivaSingsOut
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
literally SO therapeutic for my serious ANGER about that violation that started… what like 7 years ago? like WWTTTFFFF I thought they were intentionally brighting me for like three years until I had a friend driving behind me and I was like why are you brighting me? and it was like… ummm those are just my headlights HOLY S$#@ – it's called L E Ds on crack enough is enough LOL
@oonwing
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
I have to send this to THROTTLE HOUSE!!!!!
@sortasurvival5482
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
You do realize the reason side mirrors have little controllers is so you can shine the lights back into their eyes. It's like a fun little game for both drivers.
@Lostmymind1
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
JULIE!!!! I'm with you!!! I've been saying for years now that I miss the old 1980s style headlights, purely because they were pointed downwards, and less bright. I can see things besides the light. I yell at these new lights everytime I see them.
@DavidKirchoff-i8z
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
Thanx,I thought it was just me,
@Sonatengraf
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
looks like eating Yoggies give you really bright ideas.
@mikesands4681
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
And make lights in so many shape and position that it is hard to determine their purpose
@davidguffey
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
this fully explains why I’m exasperated with my wife’s newer car
@tsundear1731
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
Tfw the car behind you lights up the interior of your car like a dying supernova
@rancon265
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
Sometimes you get mad and hit them with the hi-beams, then they show you their real high beams.
@Coldend
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
Talk about the lovely new auto-stop feature that…
1. saves little to no fuel
2. improves air quality, not at all
3. burns out your car's starter
4. shut's your engine off unexpectedly in weird situations, like merging onto a very busy street (and will cause eventual deaths, if my routine near-death experience is any judge)
OR
Talk about the 'driver assist' features, where if the road curves during an intersection your car thinks you're departing your lane and attempts to prevent you from following the curve by pulling against your steering, thus pushing you off the road.
Gotta love the new 'safety' features that actually threaten your life, while robbing you of agency as an individual, because some people believe personal responsibility has to be managed out of society entirely.
@RobbsHomemadeLife
June 13, 2026 at 10:22 pm
Brighter headlights are fine, but why is no one talking about an automatic horn that blows 5 nanoseconds after the stoplight turns green? This will save a lot of time for drivers who manually honk their horn 5 nanoseconds after the light turns green. We should also have a land torpedo option to discourage and disincentivize drivers ahead of us who slow down for yellow lights, and in order to compete with Chinese manufacturers, we should develop a subscription service for air used to inflate the tires, as that will increase our profit margin and encourage drivers to stay loyal to our brand of cars. You are welcome