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Canada Should Be The 51st State

Julie Nolke | April 24, 2026



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  3. @jimr5703

    April 24, 2026 at 1:04 am

    Education system is plenty of money. It's failing because,
    1. Federal government is involved,
    2. Leftists are running it and teaching feels instead of history, civics, math, science, home economics, and shop classes.

  6. @patdaley9098

    April 24, 2026 at 1:04 am

    I must say the expression "pooping in my pudding" is a new one for me!
    This is wonderful, covering the big issues in a few minutes.
    Funny US doesn't mention having enough potash–which is one thing it needs from Canada to support its agriculture!
    There are a lot of good lines. These are favorites:
    "Yeah I can tell.""
    "From what? Being annexed by a foreign power?
    "The . . . that's your problem. Only you think that!"

  9. @curtdealge6546

    April 24, 2026 at 1:04 am

    As a Canadian living in western Canada, I'd be more than happy to join the U.S. Eastern Canada is full of idiots who vote in idiot governments who implement idiotic policies. Canada is a pathetic joke. It's rather embarrassing.

  11. @LEGEND_WAYNE

    April 24, 2026 at 1:04 am

    America have problem. But I wouldn't say Canada doesn't. Many people actually in third world countries When want to mame fun of America they say "look Canada is poor too that's part of American right I mean it's above it." Kind of like that. Every country seems easier to live compare yours. Many even brag they are in America while being Canada. That's how everyone feels. Poverty and Inequality exists everywhere. Though the third world countries immigration make from worse to worst situation.

  12. @davidcanatella4279

    April 24, 2026 at 1:04 am

    Ground News: Our news is pre ground to make it easier to swallow.
    Mu Ha Ha Ha..
    You could think for yourself, but then how could we manipulate you with right left nonsense?
    So, get Ground News today. Sprinkle on cereal or steak. It goes great with sauteed vegetarians.

  13. @yvesboutin5604

    April 24, 2026 at 1:04 am

    So funny. It's like the ugliest girl asking the school jock to take her to the prom and she don't understand his refusal. Listen USA : you have nothing that I can't get anywhere else. You are a wornout country with the biggest debt in the world and you are in need for free ressources you are already getting at a discount price. So, just leave me alone.
    That would be my response.

  20. @thea1rachiel

    April 24, 2026 at 1:04 am

    Can the Americans who see it firsthand and go on protests trying to get this joker out of our presidency not always be lumped in with the rest of the United States? There is at least half of us who fully get it, and have to live under this psycho man's mandates day in and day out. Where are the offers of amnesty and solidarity to the sane and non-brainwashed members of this country? We're not a united nation here. Sorry, it's just every video and show I see, the US is described as a bunch of morons and narcissists, and so cringe. Millions of people are struggling against this asshole's reign!

  27. @aintnuthinbutathang1646

    April 24, 2026 at 1:04 am

    As an American I've often thought it's very telling that libertarianism is a uniquely american political movement, the hatred we have for being taxed makes sense when you know that instead of funding the community and helping your fellow citizens it's used to subsidize billionaires and blow up villages of poor people in the middle east.

  29. @330capt

    April 24, 2026 at 1:04 am

    The VAST majority of Americans do not want anything to do with the socialistic whiners of Canada… except for Calgary…. We welcome Calgary. All the rest can drink your beer and throw your darts and stones 'till the moose wander out of your yards. Trump loves trolling the Canucks… and we enjoy giggling at their whining TDS. MAGA… (let Canada start paying for their own military defense network. )

  32. @thisiscompletelyreta

    April 24, 2026 at 1:04 am

    As a Canadian, there are indeed several attractive parts of US law. The ability to legally defend yourself if you are attacked in your own home. Yes we don't really have that. Free speech. We have that with caveats. Better than the UK, but less than the states.

    And we are currently being invaded by India. Our government sold us out to import millions from India for corporations. Not sure if the US federal government would actually help that or not though. I'd guess not.

  33. @turkeymonkeytv

    April 24, 2026 at 1:04 am

    I would love to see Canada dissolved and annexed by the United States. We would actually have rights. Lower taxes and access to the rest of NA would be sweet too.

  35. @fredrezfield1629

    April 24, 2026 at 1:04 am

    not should
    must
    USA has put sanctions on canadian goods going to the USA i as a small business can't afford PRE paying for duties that's HALF of what i sell forget aboutt he profit

  36. @davidshepherd5438

    April 24, 2026 at 1:04 am

    Canada becoming the 51st state is a moronic idea. Canada becoming states 51-60 on the other hand… Republicans would never have the White House or a Congressional majority ever again. In other words: please, for the love of God join our country!

  37. @danieldougan269

    April 24, 2026 at 1:04 am

    Each Canadian province should become a U.S. state with two senators and many representatives.

    Please save us Americans from these vile people running our government, Canadians! I voted against them.

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