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Baby Superpowers

Sam O'Nella Academy | September 1, 2026



Unfortunately, I couldn’t find any statistics on how long it takes a baby to drown. I’m sure I’m on a list now though, cause I certainly tried.

Intro and outro song:

“Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Written by Sam O'Nella Academy

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  1. @EdKolis

    September 1, 2026 at 8:03 pm

    If crying is supposed to make us want to take care of babies, why does it sound like something that would motivate someone to invent a method of retroactive abortion?

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