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Australian Fruit Is Flexing on America

Josh Johnson | January 9, 2026



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Video Recorded at the Athenaeum in Melbourne, Australia

Written by Josh Johnson

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  1. @isoldthesunset9512

    January 9, 2026 at 12:01 am

    I seriously just realized the social service Josh is doing with these. These long form dissections of weekly news items have changed the β€œnews cycle” in my brain. Things don’t just flash by bc I’m going to spend an hour with Josh making sense of non-sense. Plus I go back and rewatch certain ones and the specials have memorialized these things in a way that doesn’t allow us to simply forget them. Thank you so much for joyfully cataloging our collective memory with your art, JOSH!!!

  2. @matthewwinstone8361

    January 9, 2026 at 12:01 am

    Alright Josh. My brother died on December 5th in my presence. Since then, every set each week has lifted me up. Love ya work man. More daily show hosting plz.πŸ’™πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ’™

  3. @alu-truthapoet

    January 9, 2026 at 12:01 am

    Send me your ancestors
    I have been taking a break but ms. Good just killed in the neighboring city soo… Ive decided to energetically involve all the ancestors.
    Everyone of POC decent
    I wake you from your rest,
    I'm sorry to disturb you but I need you to sweep through this state.
    Make a force feild around the warriors on the battlefield and on the Front lines.
    Force feild.
    Remove the kings ICE ARMY FROM THIS SACRED LAND.
    DISRUPT ALL CHANNELS
    SPEAK TO THEM IN THEIR EAR PEICES AND WALKIE TALKIES.
    MOVE THE BACK.
    WAAAY BACK
    MOVE THEM OUT.
    WAAAY OUT.
    ALL 80,000 THOUSAND WARRIORS MURDERED ON THIS RIVER IN A FOUR MILE STRETCH
    RISE
    AWAKEN
    USE THE COLLECTIVELY ENERGY GATHERED IN THE ETHER AND MOVE THEM BACK WITH A STRENGTH THAT IS REFLECTED IN THE WIND. MOVE THEM.
    POSSES THEM THEY ARE WEAK AND EASILY DECEIVED.
    MAKE THEM SAY NO.
    MAKE THEM ALL SAY NO.
    ALL 8 MILLION PEOPLE OF POC WHO WERE MURDERED BY THE MACHINE MURDERED BY THE BADGE!
    ALL 8 MILLION OF YOU RISE AND PUSH THE ICE BACK.
    SO FAR BACK THERE OUT. πŸŽŠπŸ’™πŸ’•πŸŒΈπŸ’›πŸŒŸπŸŽ‰πŸ€πŸŽŠπŸ’™πŸ’•πŸŒΈπŸ’›πŸŒŸπŸŽ‰πŸ€πŸŽŠπŸ’™πŸ’•πŸŒΈπŸ’›πŸŒŸπŸŽ‰πŸ€πŸŽŠπŸ’™πŸ’•πŸŒΈπŸ’›πŸŒŸπŸŽ‰πŸ€πŸŽŠπŸ’™πŸ’•πŸŒΈπŸ’›πŸŒŸπŸŽ‰πŸ€πŸŽŠπŸ’™πŸ’•πŸŒΈπŸ’›πŸŒŸπŸŽ‰πŸ€YOUR BODY IS ELECTROMAGNETIC! THE EARTH IS ELECTROMAGNETIC! LETS SHIFT THE FREQUENCY!! EVERYONE! THINK THREE WORDS PEACE LOVE VITALITY PEACE FOR HUMANITY LOVE FOR PROSPERITY VITALITY FOR EVERY CHILD. BELIEF WILL DEFEAT! BELIEF WILL DEFEAT! THE ENEMIES OF HUMANITY. πŸŽŠπŸ’™πŸ’•πŸŒΈπŸ’›πŸŒŸπŸŽ‰πŸ€πŸŽŠπŸ’™πŸ’•πŸŒΈπŸ’›πŸŒŸπŸŽ‰πŸ€πŸŽŠπŸ’™πŸ’•πŸŒΈπŸ’›πŸŒŸπŸŽ‰πŸ€πŸŽŠπŸ’™πŸ’•πŸŒΈπŸ’›πŸŒŸπŸŽ‰πŸ€πŸŽŠπŸ’™πŸ’•πŸŒΈπŸ’›πŸŒŸπŸŽ‰πŸ€πŸŽŠπŸ’™πŸ’•πŸŒΈπŸ’›πŸŒŸπŸŽ‰πŸ€πŸŽŠπŸ’™πŸ’•πŸŒΈπŸ’›πŸŒŸπŸŽ‰πŸ€πŸŽŠπŸ’™πŸ’•πŸŒΈπŸ’›πŸŒŸπŸŽ‰πŸ€πŸŽŠπŸ’™πŸ’•πŸŒΈπŸ’›πŸŒŸπŸŽ‰πŸ€πŸŽŠπŸ’™πŸ’•πŸŒΈπŸ’›πŸŒŸπŸŽ‰πŸ€πŸŽŠπŸ’™πŸ’•πŸŒΈπŸ’›πŸŒŸπŸŽ‰πŸ€πŸŽŠπŸ’™πŸ’•πŸŒΈπŸ’›πŸŒŸπŸŽ‰πŸ€

  4. @maxrbmc

    January 9, 2026 at 12:01 am

    I can see what writing this was like: Josh went from the joke about trying to un-associate Trump from Epstein was like un-associating peanut buttery from jelly, and then had to circle back and spend an hour establishing the food connection to a non-PBJ country.

  5. @matthewwinstone8361

    January 9, 2026 at 12:01 am

    I went backpacking in Australia and it was one of the best years of my life. I chopped broccoli in the granite belt, Queensland. One of the hardest jobs I've ever had and earned just enough money to get outta there. The kangaroo s were dangerous. πŸ’™

  6. @Astriebei

    January 9, 2026 at 12:01 am

    I was in California for 3 months and the fruit I had at Sydney airport first thing upon arriving back had me sobbing because it actually tasted like something

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