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Animal Weaknesses

Sam O'Nella Academy | August 3, 2026



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Intro and outro song:

“Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Written by Sam O'Nella Academy

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  1. @JK-gm6kk

    August 3, 2026 at 3:29 am

    I swear I've been seeing more and more people hunched over to varying degrees. I can't help but wonder if it's because staring down at your phone for extended periods of time

  2. @pythoncasey

    August 3, 2026 at 3:29 am

    Hippopotamus: an overpowered amphibious mammal with anger issues, but they cant actually swim, only sink… But they also need to get out of the water to eat grass, but if they stay out in the sun too long their skin dries up and gets damaged…

  3. @stancil80d

    August 3, 2026 at 3:29 am

    Thousands of dollars in pet ferret bills, or hundreds of dollars in dead pet ferret bills. Just remember the most common solid color for a pet ferret: sable (dark brown coat, cream undercoat, mask on face). So if you start with that one, you're golden. As long as you add this explanation; something like, the anesthesia they use at that pet hospital completely wipes to memory of all pets, so if you want your pet to remember you, you need to take better care of them or, something like that. Happy parenting.

  4. @RonjaKnebort

    August 3, 2026 at 3:29 am

    Aaaaactualy… the blocage in ferrets is nothing compared to disability to survive their own heat in female ferrets. If female ferret (or polecat) does not mate with the male. The heat just doesn't end, and it lead to severe anemia and death after just two months 🙂 . Its called hyperestrogenism. And to be clear… polecat doesn't mean ferret. Polecat is the same for the ferret, what is a wolf for dog. Europen polecat is the wild ancestor of a domesticated species – ferret.

  5. @ScaryFill

    August 3, 2026 at 3:29 am

    Sloths are mentioned as an example of an animal that evolved to be highly sedentary, which is aided by their slow metabolism and limited energy from their diet of leaves.

  6. @fadran11

    August 3, 2026 at 3:29 am

    You brought up the "ferrets are believed to be a hybrid between a pole and a cat" and I was staring at your graphic dead-on like a good viewer, but when you said "pole" my seriously diseased brain quite literally interpreted that to mean a Polish individual

    and then you brought up that Nazi propaganda thing targeted against the Polish, and I was like "oh god, what am I"

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