Alex Chiu Sent Me Immortality Rings – Tales From the Internet

penis

I love how you called hima foot and he still sent you some rings 😀

0:17 I have a little secret up my sleeve….cum

“2018 is coming to an end” starts screaming and banging my head against the wall

2:13 – @justinwhangyt, Google Translate is converting that byline on Christian's letter to "The Story is Long!" which I am guessing is some sort of a literalization for something like "Long Life!" or "May you live for a long time!" or something similar given the context of the whole situation.

Maybe someone a bit more familiar with the language has had better luck.

"cell realignment machine" sounds like a weapon in scifi that discombobulated you at a molecular level

@10:20 That's probably racist. @10:50 That's definitely racist. Wow is that racist.

so he sells his wings on his internet site!!!… Whang said wings instead of rings

Did not even try the rings out for a review. This was a waste of time.

dude those kaiju big battel fridge magnets I have that exact same shit

You mean you havent tried the rings ?

But you are poking fun.

kinda jokes on you, no ?

Asian Gary Busey

Gorgeouspil is definitely atium, or that one metal that makes you Mistborn

Sounds like it didn’t cure his autism

I died laughing with the the “I wonder where he’s going with this” line

the gorgeouspil reminds me of when Scientology pushed this thing they called "The Golden Age of Tech". You had to do courses all over again and pay more because they had these "revised top secret L Ron edits" of books, and upsold even though all before this you were fine on the bridge to total freedom. So Immortality rings ALONE aren't enough anymore? Chiu is actually a decent internet huckster/marketer lol.

Hail the immortal Whang!

So he's saying the more pain ur in from taking these pills, the more healthy ur getting? I don't associate severe pain with health. If I feel like I'm dying, it's probly coz I'm fucking dying

justin with the WAAAAAAAAA stache

Join the bean clan show support by spreading the message

I've seen this video a handful of times and only just noticed Whang calls the rings "wings" at 0:54

Dunno why but it's cracking me up

Mid video so I don’t know if you mention it but Alex and Jillian should collaborate 😂😂😂

I mean the chi booster won't just make you a super genius, it'll let you go super Saiyan too even if it is just literally electrocuting you.
I was kind of hoping the middle aged Asian guy would become the rock.