Sports betting is out of control
You want fifty bucks down on whether or not I have a gambling problem?
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Actors: Julie Nolke
Writer: Julie Nolke
Camera: Sam Larson
Editor: Alec McKay
@SunnyvaleSupervisor
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
$50 says Julie brings back the button fly jeans. It's a great look on her
@FoggyMcFogFace
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
You should get people to bet that this video will get 1 million views, that's the best way to ensure people share it everywhere
@TKMcClone
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
If Wayne Gretzky does ads for it how bad could it be?
@canuckled
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
Just a matter of time before some 6 year olds turn in their parents for match fixing Timbits soccer games to win bets
@Tuxle
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
Most gambling is a tax on the poor
@macfanguy
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
That’s good odds. 😂
@labakanurzidil2464
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
sport$ also arent (self)control, are they?
@swistedfilms
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
I know a man who bet the life of a slave against a pod racer in a big race. He tried to make it two slaves but Watto wouldn't have it. And that was just his SIDE bet! The initial bet was for a hyperdrive for a J-type 327 Nubian. Dude parlayed and won the hyperdrive, slave, AND the pod racer!
@sbkfalk
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
Betting on Pete Rose being allowed in thd baseball hall of fame.
@misterl0gic
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
@WNBA , @paigebueckers1, @Reese10Angel
@adequatebus8280
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
i'm giving odds that we've seen the last of Mirror Julie still having her drinking problem.
@Baylow94
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
I love how timely your skits are
(Also Julie, you been lifting? 💪🏾💪🏾)
@mikehoyt7592
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
You can now bet on where and when wildfires will start. So arson for profit. You can bet on how many acres will burn, so a possible incentive for firefighters to let it go just a little longer ….
@PatRyan-me5og
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
Remember when instead of gambling adds there was 1-800-BETS OFF?
@scottkramer7431
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
We are a pathetic species.
@monorail4252
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
Who said sports?
@findingpeacedailyfpd6064
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
🤣 We're all fucked 💜
@IceWolfLoki
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
"You want 50 bucks on… that is good odds" but you didn't provide any odds.
@VagueHandWaving
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
The stated goal of the owner is, and I quote to "financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
I know "the end point of capitalism" gets thrown around a lot, but this is different. This is "everything you could ever hope to achieve, and everything you believe in exists to make money."
The worst part is that it will work. If this isn't legislated away, it will work. In english, we can't even talk about beliefs in outcoms without using the language of probability, a concept literally based on betting on a fundamental level.
@user-uy8xf9tm5h
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
Why do we keep creating things or allowing things or doing things that are just going to hurt society and make things worse when we already knew that because we didn’t allow it but now we’re like fuck it.
@just_another_fan418
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
The Kalshi ad actually being on right before this video was the cherry on top!
@alanweinman1081
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
Gambling addictions are getting out of control!! People will be losing their homes, families and even their lives!! And that’s very sad!!! Stop gambling!!
@wheressteve
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
How is $50 good odds.
@AnnaAnna-uc2ff
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
No.
@gordygohard
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
Those jeans working tho….
@FreetechNexus
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
Lots of fraud going on at the highest levels. (sorry)
@dougwalker257
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
I bet Julie keeps making videos this funny.
Winning!!!
@scondall
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
Why isn't Julie in this sketch?😊
@incredulousdisbelief9841
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
What's the over/under on how many days it takes to get that sidewalk repaired?
@ExpensivePizza
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
To be fair, everything is a gamble. Even deciding not to gamble.
@ligh7ningx7
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
great skit… what? what's that? that's real? that's a real thing right now, people are actively doing? see!? this is why i don't leave the cave. humanity is so f'd. see you in another five years. hopefully, maybe….
@penultimateh766
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
When Canadians say "the" war, which one do they mean?
@JasonClinkscales-v1c
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
Nice job, intelligent comedy.
@depalma13
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
If you are getting the city to fix the sidewalk, hammer the under first.
It's the stone cold, take your mother to dinner, lock of the year!
@BryceTremblay
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
Love how on point this is!
@bazilwreckerloughead
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
"How much do you want to bet that I don't have a gambling addiction?!"
SIDENOTE: Julie looks SO great!
@jimmymulder9687
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
guys did y'all see the post-its?
@donjones4719
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
Yet another documentary. This makes two in a row. 🙂
Excellently done documentaries.
@TheReaverOfDarkness
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
1:08 "And that's bri…brutal"
@donjones4719
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
Poor Julie is such a busy young mother that she doesn't have time to get a haircut – and she looks gorgeous!
@jerrypayne9332
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
I like your moxie!😅🤣😂
@garyp.7501
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
$50 that this video goes viral!
@madisonasher3523
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
It's giving May the odds ever be in your favor
@Bio-86
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
Whoa whoa whoa! Hey now, those apps aren’t gambling. They are sophisticated exchange platforms for individual trading of forward-looking thought-based predictive commodities through building live interactive multivariate data-driven models of projected relative profitability.
Not gambling.
Totally different.
Totally.
Yep.
@Ojee_Wan_Kenobi
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
This happens every time before an economy collapses. I got 100$ on that
@TesserId
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
With cult indoctrination techniques being so much a part of advertising, I think I'll like to bet on tech addiction. Can we be on stats for fatal accidents involving smart phone use? 😈😈😈😈😈
@TesserId
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
Those addictive games that advertise so heavily on YouTube, is there any way to bet on how many get addicted to those?
@bcreativecarson5973
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
Next JK comedy video: people tripping on that sidewalk for 2:30. 😂
@sjhutter6
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
10
to1 Julie Nolke starts stalking me because of this video@ecopennylife
July 31, 2026 at 3:41 pm
I thought it was just us Australians betting on anything 😅
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