The Text
A text becomes the focal point for the stragglers the day after a party.
Featuring
@Daxflame
@TrentLenkarski
@CalvinLaVallee
@BennyBall
Francesca Keller
Shot during the 2024 Oscars, filmed entirely in one shot, no hidden cuts. Each year I run an event where I encourage filmmakers to shoot movies instead of watching The Oscars, here’s a playlist of this year’s submissions – https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKtIcOP0WvJBdxa47waazkQDQYBLAQJLb&si=oPUBUW0XeASM-2lT
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goodlongpee – https://www.youtube.com/c/goodlongpee
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@nolanking3701
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
This house is creepy as fuck. Incredible work, very inspiring
@petronellataube2986
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
I had no idea that these movies are a series…. Been watching them in opposite order
@OfficialGTEL
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
27:24 The boys in unison ☠️
@onelongbaby
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
Loved it
@DrKleMENGIR
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
the ending was probably the best way to end this lovely movie. I usually don't like open endings but for some reason, just before the end, I was praying for one and you did not disappoint! ❤️ great work as always
@4815162342sbf
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
Had to come back and watch this one after watching the other more recent sequels, and it delivered!
@thebattleofpelennorfieldsp6081
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
I felt like them seeing the text was like Snake Plisskin
@CorvuzHP
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
Bro really made an app for his ex girlfriend
@ItMeJish
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
Wait wait wait wait, is the implication that the old presentation was still showing as he turned on the TV so Kylie saw the version with Ted & Sarah?
@8LegoVogel8
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
This has some very Slacker-ish vibes to it. Loved it. I think I'm gonna make an album during the Emmy's. Your an inspiration Joel, thank you as always.
@androorhat
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
Not me watching the series backwards
@ClassyCorgi
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
Came back to watch this after seeing the Email. An expertly made and acted short film that perfectly captures the horrific discomfort of a dysfunctional toxic friend group, especially in contrast to how normal and reasonable Kylie is. Relationships and people are complicated but watching these guys is so painful, 11/10, amazing
@Marijnzor
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
I'm here to start the trilogy at the beginning😎
@DaCheznik
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
9:39 I can't believe Trent predicted 6-7
@brandonwolf3010
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
Came for the oneshot, stayed for the pure awkward energy. My stomach is in a knot with the exceptional secondhand embarrassment I'm getting. All of the acting is exceptional, and it was a sigh of relief having Kylie show how ridiculous it all was. Absolutely stellar
@gtbtone
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
Just saw The Email. Didn’t realize there were two before it I’ve never seen. Gonna be a good day. God bless you Joel, love these little films. You’ve gotten better and better every year.
@Millie-um2bi
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
This is great, Joel. Nice work! I really enjoyed it.
@samanjj
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
Oh my goodness – to be young and stupid again
@Tiggy.Skibbles106
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
35:20 we all know who was on the other end of the phone 😂
@milkbox103
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
loveddd the piano in this it set the tone of the opening so well… and also the implication that the app somehow was actually predicting his death lmao
@axelarias2671
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
Getting Francesca in was such a refreshing decision! The acting by the guys was phenomenal, but I couldn't stand the awkwardness and insecurity that they were expressing – I know a lot of people feel this way also in their 20s and 30s, but it personally took me back to my teenage years. And very accurate. But Francesca coming in and acting all natural but mature, was so nice – and the change in 'Ted' going from immature boy to confident man, who can take critique and playfulness from his new girl without having to defend himself, was cute, and I genuinely felt that they deserved each other. I wish that you would have cut just 8 seconds earlier, to end on the comfort between the two, instead of letting it fade into uncertainty, because the above described shift was in my opinion enough, and I didn't need a last second shift again. That is just my view, and some unrequested constructive criticism. ALSO; no cuts?! WTF! Insane job, bravo. I was constantly waiting for a hidden cut, but didn't notice any!
@rayg8
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
This movie was so good!!! The build up before the text, and then holding it back from the audience even as the characters read it was perfect. The characters all felt so real and like they all had their own stuff going on. The several character-driven total vibe shifts were incredible. I’ll be thinking about this one for awhile. I watched and really enjoyed Pretend That You Love Me last year and that also stuck in my brain for months after too. You’re really talented Joel! I’m gonna let this one marinate but I’m looking forward to watching more of your films
@amanonyoutube9591
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
Hi Joel, idk if you'll ever read this, but I sent a text to my ex recently and my depression is murdering me and my mental health. Wasn't sure if my text would land with her and my anxiety was so bad I shut off notifications and avoided looking at her text for 2 days now, afraid she'd annihilate me. But I watched this short and got the balls the look at how she responded.
@thefriendlyhobbit
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
Love the foreshadowing when he said his hands were full and then….drops the can. Masterclass in suspense, totally out the left field. I mean when you think it's gonna zig you go right ahead and zag. 😍
@thefriendlyhobbit
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
Even for me this is weird porn
@juliavasco601
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
9:41 6 7 predicted
@omegarubin3838
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
i have to say, these movies of yours fell like interactions between real people that could have happend in real life, the hole time i was watching it, i kept forgetting that this entire thing was acted, it just felt incredebly real. I am extreamly impressed. Loved it. 🙂
@TheNoMoreGamer
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
Man Jacob’s character gets to me. Dude turns 30, feels like he got lost in his 20s, and decides to jump on his friend for a stupid drunk decision and suddenly make that a problem to focus on instead of himself. And to then subsequently get everyone else to jump in on it when in reality it’s a stupid drunk text you’ll feel weird about and forget it all later. Fucking masterclass character writing, genuinely
@LiaIsLying
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
I love the subtle implied foreshadowing that in every universe he dies in a terrible motorcycle wreck
@CBKslick
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
I subscribed years ago because of the silly little 5 minute videos and wow look at you now.
My favorite movie director is Yorgos Lanthimos. You just made a short film very reminiscent of my favorite director, and the ending was genius! This is a masterpiece. Your dialogue is so natural, Hollywood doesn’t even come close.
When he said, “okay it’s ready.” I immediately thought FADE TO BLACK FADE TO BLACK! And once it did, I literally screamed “YESSSS!” Confused the hell out of my wife lol.
Big fan
@snufkin4374
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
DAX FLAME???
@NienteFantasia
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
ben is such an asshole
@justinroylance6411
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
does anyone know the song that was being played on the piano?
@HubSheep
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
I laughed more at this than any feature film in the past ten years
@mrari3776
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
18:43 very scary looking sunglasses
@Whol3NothaL3v3l
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
The app was silly. Actually it was DUMB and "that's a fact". He should've kept his Tinder comment to himself.
Friends who act like the guy in the shorts are the ones you have to watch because they secretly resent you. He's the type that would do something like have an affair with his friends wife or something spiteful like that.
Everyone else was cool. But shorts was crap trying to ruine the date. I'm glad it didn't work. I think he knew his app was dumb and that's why he was so upset.
@Apfelvater
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
i just realized this was single take… WTF JOEL, YOU FREAKING GOD
@autoimmunedefficiencysyndrome
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
Trust issues
@adeadfreelancer1846
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
This is the same vibe as the movie All My Friends Hate Me
@invadernny5269
July 3, 2026 at 8:18 pm
Hey! I'm an amateur film maker and I wanted to ask how you do your sound!? Please?