AI True Crime Is Here

The "jokes" and jangling keys make this video pretty unwatchable. I'm tapping out 3 and a half minutes in. It's like you're trying so hard to entertain me, but I want to know about AI True Crime and don't need all the frankly boilerplate internet jokes and spinning wheels. It's obnoxious and kind of depressing and sad.

Yeah Jeff looks EXACTLY like the kind of SCUM to use an AIR FRYER! <spits>

The Disembodied Head sent me, and he seemed trustworthy…and legitimate.

I like the term:
to inhume someone

Jenny Tahlia is an Australian comedian

The lucy letby ai was so bad SO BAD and the doc was terrible too

And they also did it for a good one which makes me sad because it was a good doc

Hey Ryan, you're a fan of Nirvana huh? Name 100 Nirvana songs

I love how he danced around words all video just for the "kitten" to blurt double homicide right at the end lmao

taking each other's lives in a permanent way.

there's the new term for marriage..

do you take. .?

Genny Talia…..bwahahaha

The detective squinted as he looked over the gallons of blood spilled by the victims of the Air Fryer Menace. Exhaling the smoke from his cigar, he growled: "That's a nasty cuddle puddle."

A disembodied head sent me; he seems trustworthy. He seems legitimate.

Wow. Fake crime? Shocked. And here I thought youtubers chasing trending topics were the PARAGON of ethics.

But seriously though I actually… well to be honest I kinda don't care but in a sense I DO care because I think this is an extremely interesting opportunity to fuck with stupid people by scaring the hell out of them. See there's this other guy on youtube who does this "fake crime" schtick, but as a bit for a fake podcast. Name's Chase Bridges, check him out it's dope I promise. So the idea is he invites people onto a "true crime" podcast and then at the end he shoves a metaphorical pie in their face by revealing it was just the plot of a Scooby Doo episode. And he's done this so many times by now he's actually had to mess with the formula to keep pranking his friends as they slowly become more aware of the format.

Now that's just good clean fun. But I like dirty fun. Fun that is not in any way disguised to be anything other than entertainment and is entirely up front aboot its fictional nature… but somehow still manages to fool stupid people anwyas. And the thing aboot scary stuff, like true crime, is that the "trueness" of it is the thing that makes it scary. There's something very different aboot watching a designated "horror movie" where it's a dramatized bunch of teenagers who you don't know and don't care aboot getting stabbed in ways you would have no way of ever being aware of, and hearing aboot the details of something terrifying that happened after the fact as if it was real and you're left to wonder what really happened.

Think of a Chills video or something like that. Or like a freaky conspiracy theory aboot how all toasters are shapeshifting aliens, or how the Earth is hollow and full of ghosts and it's REAL and you can PROVE it because look at this definitely real diary entry. That kinda stuff. Now take that genre, and use it as the format to tell the narrative of an ordinary horror movie. Like a true crime youtube documentary – and ONLY youtube can get away with this, as soon as a big company gets in on it people won't buy it anymore, it has to look "real" – aboot a series of grisly murders at a summer camp in the 80's… where the leading suspect was a little boy that drowned exactly 30 years ago to that very night. Y'know, trick people into buying into the reality of a thing, and then when they least expect it start throwing in crazy shit while their disbelief has already been suspended… and make them afraid that Jason Kreuger is real and actually going to hockey mask cuddle them.

Listen, all I'm saying is that no matter what any of us do, bad actors are going to do ethically gross nonsense. We can't stop that. But what we CAN do is starve those people of relevance by turning their shitty exploitative ideas into actually kind of cool art. So instead of having the un-reality of a fake crime feel weird and gross, you use the format to put on a show that's actually pretty cool, so at the end people will go "wow, that was so believable and scary" instead of "this is stupid and probably evil."

Soo… I'm thinking maybe 13 episodes for the first season… starting production costs are like 100,000$… what do you say, are you in?

What is this shirt you are wearing, Ryan? It looks like you took two different shirts and sewed them together

Wow, Ryan got Ringo Star to edit his videos?? A++

Oh Jonny, 😏
He can never have enough channels.

I’m fairly certain Tom Selleck didn’t approve the use of his voice.

i use to say o'clock. but everyone hated it went back to am/pm,

They're doing the same thing with mountain climbing incidents… just making up incidents and deaths…

AI slop…

Late at night, a bunch of us were hungry for a snack
We stopped at a nighter inn, and sat way in the back
We all ordered stuff to drink, some coffee, milk and cokes
Talked about some worldly things, and told some dirty jokes

We weren't causing trouble
But suddenly a man
Jumped up from his counter seat, and pointing with his hand
Said to us with narrow eyes, his voice was like a hit
"Sadness," he said, "is the mortar, between our happiness."

Then he turned and ran, but accidentally careened
And knocked over with a crash, a gumball machine
Gumballs spilled all over the sidewalk
Some rolled off the curb
Nobody seemed to care about that, nobody said a word

"What the heck was eating him?"
We wondered in the lull
This is not a true tale, but who needs truth if it's dull

"Oh, what the heck was eating him?" we wondered in the lull
This is not a true tale, but　ｗｈｏ　ｎｅｅｄｓ　ｔｒｕｔｈ　ｉｆ　ｉｔ＇ｓ　ｄｕｌｌ．

Williams, Mason. "The Exciting Accident." Handmade, Warner Bros. Records, 1970.

I have the same Nirvana shirt as you!

Less Jeff, please. No, seriously. Please. Less Jeff. Here for Ryan… Not the editor.