THE PREDATOR MOVIES – From Classics to Dumpster Fires

Is this the future of this channel? AI Script and 5 min Editing adding bad memes???

Predator Killer of Killers just makes it seem like Predators SUCK in general. So many of them die and fail to take their trophy, and for so stupid reasons. It also of course has a stupidly powerful female character who looks like she could dwarf Arnie… If Predators were these bad, the Earth would be littered with their alien tech they left behind when they died.

The little kid with the giant METAL Predator helmet is hilariously terrible. Seriously, that thing must weigh like 5 kilos.

The amount of things you didn't understand, didn't pick up or just got out right wrong, is hurting my brain. Most egregious though, "fast-paced blues song"?! That's little Richard and it's the same song playing in the chopper from the first film!

Predators criminal roster are as follows:

-Royce(Elite Mercenary)
-Edwin(Serial Killer & Cannibal)
-Isabelle(Israeli Defense Force or IDF sniper)
-Stans(Mass Murderer whom earned him the number 3 spot on the FBI's most Wanted List)
-Nikolai(Russian Special Forces or Spetsnaz)
-Cuchillo(Enforcer for the Los Zetas Cartel)
-Hanzō(Yakuza for the Inagawa-Kai Clan)
-Mombasa(Revolutionary United Front or RUF is a Death Squad for Sierra Leone)

Predators is one of my personal favorite due to the concept of having the worst of the worst from Earth being sent to an alien planet that acts as a hunting preserve for alien hunters.

The final fight in Predators is ridiculous, so you can distract a Predator by running around real fast and waving a torch in his face? it was farcical. And never once did the Predator thought "maybe I will just take off my helmet"? It also makes no sense that Lawrence Fishburn survived for years on this planet, yet lives in a very clearly visible alien ship, and never teamed up with other people… and then he dies instantly when meeting the Predators despite supposedly having killed 3 of them.

5/10 for Predator 2??? Forgettable movie? Them's fighting words, my dude. I'd rate Predators 5/10, and The Predator and Badlands are waaaaaay way under that.

When real men get together they watch Monster Squad not Predator. Check your sources.

7:54 No they're not. It is already implied that because they don't reload (ore they reload just to have a reload animation), it means they have infinite ammo.

22:12 Even though he did not pass as a Jamaican (to most viewers it wouldn't have made any difference), Calvin Lockhart actually did speak like that, being Bahamian-American and born in Nassau. I watched an older movie of his, without knowing that it was him, and immediately realized who he was when he started speaking.

48:25 Obvious engagement bait, but I'll bite. He's a reference to Keyes from Predator 2, and is probably his son, seeing that he's played by Jake Busey.

56:22 You can clearly see that the doctor held her MP5 upwards PRECISELY because the idiot slid in front of her (she's also leaning back and gripping the weapon tight to her body as if trying to make herself occupy less space and get out of the way so that she wouldn't be hit by the guy sliding across the hood). Cool detail but easy to miss. It implies that she had some training and is used to idiots getting into the LoF.

1:09:07 Authentic Comanche without horses. The Comanche were expert horse breeders and riders, yet there are almost no horses at all. They left out the most important part of the Comanche identity, partly due to bad writing, partly due to logistics.

1:13:41 Bro, the moment she made that ridiculous Scorpion tomahawk+rope plot device AND it worked, she lost all credibility of past and future struggles.

P.S. Yeah, this is the exact order I'd put the movies in. Literally from classic masterpieces to dumBster fires. One mention though: PREY and The Predator are fighting for the same place.

Can we please go back to practical effects?

1:15:00 all inconsistency in predator threat assessment can be written away as "its a different predator from a different time/ tribe" There isnt really a reason to assume it would be consistent from movie to movie with centuries between each story. We dont even have consistent RoE on earth now.

This video puts the ai in alien

The problem with “Prey” is that the main character is an objectively terrible hunter. Every single old time she’s given a chance to show her hunting abilities, she either gets her ass kicked, or someone else saves her. Usually both.