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The First Guy To Ever Get A Tattoo

Ryan George | May 30, 2026



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  1. @MeliesCinemagician

    May 30, 2026 at 8:01 am

    I mean, being honest, the real way tattoos probably came about may be even crazier. "I'm a tough, scary warrior. How tough and scary? I got a cool design stabbed directly into my body. On purpose."

  2. @IllisiaAdams

    May 30, 2026 at 8:01 am

    Pst! "Anniversary" means annual. If you've only been together a few days, it would be a "dayiversary". Also, "signed autograph" is you saying the same thing twice.

    😜

  3. @noel350

    May 30, 2026 at 8:01 am

    I did think about a tattoo….
    But couldnt really settle on anything THAT meaningful.

    Frend got a picture of his smiling mum, daughter, and dead brother…. probably as good a thing to remember as any…

  4. @JANT19294b

    May 30, 2026 at 8:01 am

    I watched Whitest Kids 'U Know countless times to fall asleep, then I ran through Z Nation about 7 times, now I can't fall asleep until after at least 5 "Hi there, hello."s

  5. @themadkingatmey

    May 30, 2026 at 8:01 am

    I wonder if the bit about getting your partner's name tattooed on your throat is a reference to the WWE wrestler, The Undertaker, who got his wife's name tattooed on his throat and then later had to get it removed after they divorced. Of course, I'm sure he's not the only guy who has done such a thing, but it's the first thing I thought of since it specifically mentioned the throat tattoo.

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