German Scientists Were Always Up to Something
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@alexhanssen2412
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
best joel haver video
@Tom_Tom_Club
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
I've been trying to go through all of Joel's videos and all I can say is Insaneo Style
@Krondelo
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
"Let's not dilly dally with the vernacular." LOL… I have no words.
@targaghjj
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
Closed captioning for sphincter is "stink tar" 😂
@SebbyPlaysMusic
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
Captured that specific feeling with the "very good, very good handwriting" part very well. I definitely remember a specific regret that comes with that mood shift.
@johnny_thunder_3024
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
This is brilliant I'm shaking
@RedChems
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
That's actually really smart to have him spin first, a dizzy person can't chase you well.
@NathanStassin
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
They just run away 😂😂😂
@jeishiikanzaki
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
I don't know what I just watched but I watched it a second time.
@lostmarimo
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
I think you might have been had/10
@bulatgaynullin677
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
Those friends you’ve presumably invited as Germans are naturals
@ShadowWizard123
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
He checked the thermometer 🤣🤣😂
@gerwaldlindhelm1230
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
Non Germans trying to portray Germans? In this day and age? Talk about cultural apropriation! Where is your manager? This will to get you cancelled!
@Meryrises11
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
As a resident in Germany, this is hilarious 😂
@trustmeimfromaustria
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
>german scientist
>black african
is that the joke?
@HalfbreedTrini
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
“I can’t take it orally?”
Why would you want to??!!!
@kevinbcannell
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
How is this free?
@willia_music
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
I can't tell if they are planning to fornicate or planning to eat him
@rabbirt
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
guess I'll watch this again
@Elixir_JPGG
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
YOOOOOUUUUU UTTTERR FOOL GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
@clausroquefort9545
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
your german accent is unacceptably inaccurate.
-a german
@lemmiix
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
they both sounds french and swedish xdd
@samkuzel
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
Why can I smell everyone's breath through my screen?
@liamthelitlord5738
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
…and I never watched porn again
@dylandugan76
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
We have Germans at home.
Germans at home:
@Thegayweasel
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
They were on to… something….
@imfa.mous6
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
I like how Joel was looking at the back of the thermometer when he said 97 HAHHA
@cptnboo6573
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
This is FAKE NEWS…This is not how german science works at ALL. We measure temperature in celsius!
@Onewayticket2
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
As a german myself, this was pretty cringe. Sry bro's
@JustinViola
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
as a german I appreciate that you tried very hard with the accent
@beast_boy97
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
I thought he was just gonna stop after saying Victor…then he said Sphincter lmao
@TheBeeb
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
I love the ending!
@jonathannoble7657
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
Definitely more Eastern European accent. Lol
@livingwithpain5720
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
The echo on sphincter every time its said is golden
@movelikejaeger1914
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
Best german actors ever: one italian looking guy and one african american looking guy with mixed russian-german accent. Cant get more german than that lol
@Femaiden
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
German Scientist : has you sign a release form without reading it
You : "okay"
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Scientist : "YOU. . vill be. . . ze middle piece!"
@atticasleeves7657
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
Lol the germans say john hancock
@gavinclancy2890
April 12, 2026 at 6:39 pm
i don't get it. Why did they run away?