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The Language Sounds That Could Exist, But Don’t

Tom Scott | November 2, 2025



The International Phonetic Alphabet: one sound for each symbol, and one symbol for each sound. Except for the sounds we can’t make. Pull down the description for the references! MORE LANGUAGE FILES: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL96C35uN7xGLDEnHuhD7CTZES3KXFnwm0

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REFERENCES:

Harbeck, J. (2009). Presented at the 30th annual Editors’ Association of Canada conference, Toronto, June 6, 2009.

Algeo, J., & Pyles, T. (2004). The origins and development of the English language (5th ed.). Boston, Mass.: Thomson/Wadsworth.

Nicolaidis, Katerina (2005). “Approval of new IPA sound: the labiodental flap”. Journal of the International Phonetic Association. 35 (2): 261.

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  1. @TomScottGo

    November 2, 2025 at 5:22 pm

    And that's it for this run of the Language Files! Thanks to co-authors Gretchen McCulloch and Molly Ruhl, and animator Stephen Houston-Moore. And to answer the question that'll get asked ten times in response to this, these videos and comments get scheduled weeks in advance so I don't have to worry about actually being online when they launch.

  2. @nerosssssssssss

    November 2, 2025 at 5:22 pm

    when i tried a Velar Trill, it sounded/felt like a C and/or G and it was similar to when i would play animals with my siblings or friends and there's this growling/hissing thing we'd do and I swear it's that

  3. @killerbunny7206

    November 2, 2025 at 5:22 pm

    I can propably do more trills than the average person, I'd say. EDS makes your everything more soft and that kind of helps. It has more bad effects than good effects but at least I can try to make illegal consonants.

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