The First Guy To Ever Shoplift
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@RyanGeorge
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
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@christianhardtofind6349
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
The weird paradox of this is that supposedly Jurassic Park existed before stealing was a thing, and yet that movie involves Dennis Nedry stealing dinosaur embryos!
@Meca-Mat
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
This is some kind of Jurassic Park…
@jackfroste
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
Now I want to see the pitch meeting for Jurassic Park!
@PinkyJay-bv2le
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
I decided 😄
@Pining_for_the_fjords
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
Jurassic Park is one of my favourite movies. I love the part where Samuel L Jackson says "I've had it with these mf'ing dinosaurs in this mf'ing jurassic park!"
@AstridPerellon
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
I feel @Chris and Jack need to watch this in the spirit of celebration of #Julysixthpark ❤❤❤❤
@FoodLiquorCool
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
I love how Ryan George almost never swears, but when he does, swear it’s the most inappropriate shit ever
@EDThemeParkAttractions
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
Shame I never got to see this version of jurassic park
@p0r5ch3911
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
One thing we've leanred from ther Ryan-verse, you can break the law, but you don't have to be rude, personal or harmful. And you can still bring back the VHS about the park that is very Jurassic.
@山本トコミ
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
“Perform the ritual”😭😭
@yellowflowerorangeflower5706
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
cool
@guybd5521
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
I love the phrase "I decided", I decided
@carloscrispens4816
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
Shoulda painted the face black.
@TalentDanceTV14
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
Jurassic park 😂
@Tinman710
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
His delivery reminds me of Louis ck.
@marceror
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
So apparently no one shoplifted prior to the 80s? I’m not sure that’s right Ryan. I guess this makes me the first guy to tell Ryan he’s not right, I decided.
@loganschockelt
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
1:15 Like LA Looters 😂
Please respect my choice to steal 😂
@MoviesAndHeists
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
I'm so glad Steven Filmmaker decided to become a filmmaker when he grew up
@ZackBurnsOG
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
I have watched and rewatched so many of your sketches and….I just found one I hadn't watched before somehow. I'm so happy. This is the best thing that happened to me today, and someone gave me a $120 tip at work today.
@REDSTONENOOB.
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
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@jaredlucev2705
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
Remember, the larger the company the more OK it is to skip the exchange ritual. There is a Wall with some sort of Mart on it and you can just always skip it because they skip the exchange ritual with the government every year. So it's just doing what they themselves encourage.
@joshuabessire9169
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
I saw the first shoplifting. Troy McClure caught it on tape.
@adcraziness1501
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
Stephen Filmmaker makes the most Jurassic movies ever so far.
@MegaHoro
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
More like Cretaceous Park
Or Billy and the Cloneasaurus
@Raptorgsus69
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
I suspect this guy was from California
@noowanna
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
He's not bringing back the Jurassic Park vhs is he?
@mathaijacob1345
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
I like how this implies that shoplifting wasn't a thing until after the movie jurassic park came out.
@lzrzmnhff
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
Ryan George's full version of Jurassic Park WHEN???
@cathykurlemann5289
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
Jurassic Park is being advertised on this video
@DukeOfKidderminster
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
He may be taking the shirt, but you’re taking away his FREEDOM to take the shirt!
Murca! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@DirtDobberYT
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
WHAT version of Jurassic Park is that? XD
@Juliabennett100
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
1:50 It's funny how in the ryanverse, jurassic Park was made before anyone decided to steal from a shop
@robbymounce5764
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
VHS?! 📼 😅❤
@UrLoPi02
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
I'd love to see jurassic park recreated with only ryan george
@Ipomoea_Alba
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
That’s the cutest sleep paralysis demon I’ve ever seen
@Ipomoea_Alba
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
I love the enunciation on “SEWN CLOth”
@Sxzod
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
Shoplifter guy watched an entire movie just to get Seller guy's point. He undeniably deserves to take that shirt without paying
@ErikaWolf-o7p
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 am
Love the “hi there hello”
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