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Matteo Lane Gives Advice (FULL SHOW)

Matteo Lane | October 27, 2025



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0:00 Intro
0:21 Peter
3:02 Dating A Straight Married Man
10:57 Finding Non Sociopaths In NYC
16:08 3 Dates In
18:12 French Men
22:08 Blocked On Grindr
22:36 Christian Texas
25:26 Ruining Post Sex Glow
27:42 British Dirty Talk
31:19 His Family Hates My BF
33:45 Italians
36:39 Refused To Stop Talking To Ex
38:52 One Week Of Gay Vacation
40:02 Dating In Chicago
41:38 Breaking Up With Multiple People
44:25 First Girlfriend
46:32 How To Get Biceps
46:45 Friends BF Is Boring
48:11 Should I Email My Ex Back?
50:26 Falling For Someone You Shouldn’t

Written by Matteo Lane

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This post currently has 32 comments.

  15. @ManyBirdz

    October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm

    Do they just make carbon copies of this personality in NYC? Coz I know about a hundred gays with this exact same personality, attitude & sense of humor. Are these folks even real or authentic in any way?The corporate mainstream media makes everyone the same while they all pretend to be original rebels & revolutionaries. 🤡🤡🤡🤡📺🤡🤡🤡🤡

  17. @cannonb873

    October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm

    not gonna lie if you pointed out that my voice cracked cuz i was nervous i would’ve listened to the rest of the show curled up on the ground😂😭😂😭

  23. @brysiax3

    October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm

    I can see how that was probably fun in person, cause it's like an hour bonding activity, but online it's kind of meh? Matteo's crowd work is almost always the same: you're gay, accents, languages, singing and then as every oher other comedian sex jokes. If the person asking the question isn't being messy and funny themselves than he doesn't make it fun, he just gives up "I don't know what to tell you, it's boring, you will be fine" and that's it.

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