MY NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS… (the two sides of my brain)
In this sketch, the two sides of my brain are once again arguing. They can’t agree on what my resolutions should be for this year.
In this sketch, the two sides of my brain are once again arguing. They can’t agree on what my resolutions should be for this year.
@julienolke
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
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@lasalleman6792
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
I'll have to get me one of those vacuum cleaners.
@JessicaGraceWright
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
Considering how 2019 ended, I'd say this video aged….interestingly
@dpforth
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
Czech mate
@stephenkohler3472
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
Czech mate was hilarious!
@travdad76
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
So serious
@MrMacattack11
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
"I'm kind of depressed, and generally confused." "…Alright. So you're gonna binge watch at least the first four seasons of that 70s show. Then every video Julie Nolke has made. And after that. Things will make more sense in any way that matters."
@AnnaAnna-uc2ff
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
Yay! It worked!
@oanalina13
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
And you are famous now! Congrats!
@uprebel5150
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
Does Lorne Micheals know that you are Canadian?
@Lumas101
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
I was kind of waiting for t-shirt Julie to accidentally get stuck in a mirror.
@seabunnyvoyager3524
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
Me from 2022 watching 2019 Julie resolve to be famous: “you have no idea.”
@coffeepie
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
I hope you enjoyed 2019 while it lasted…
@HelloIAmAnExist
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
3:44 lmao I gotta use that sometime
@ireallyreallyhategoogle
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
Didn't anyone actually listen to the video?
Julie clearly said 2019, not 2020.
@greenghost2008
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
We made it happen people. She is famous now
celebrate good times. come on
@hyperionsix
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
And then 2020 struck! smh
@PeterSedesse
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
I'm just curious, did your 10,000 calorie challenge come before or after your NY resolution to not eat junk food?
@SignOfTheWarrior
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
This automatic undertitle is so funny. I's sure she said something like "this is sucky" but the undertitle says "good sake".
Cheers!
@iodinev
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
After watching a BUNCH of your videos, I'm pretty sure a Nolke is a unit of comedic timing.
@jamielondon6436
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
Plot twist: It wasn't there year!
2020 was. 😉
@AKnightWhoSaysNi
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
This is by far the best example of editing a "one person dialogue" I've ever seen.
@atotheceetothegee
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
Was it your year?
@Queenread82
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
I want chips
@larryking9951
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
I'm a GQ Model on the weekends. 34 Years Old. 6'3". Own a Hedge Fund. Net Worth? When it passed $5B I quit counting. Every vital statistic is "above average". One is way above average. Wanna Guess which one? I'm looking for a beautiful Canadian Woman with an Incredible Sense of Humor. If you know any, let me know. Would prefer her first name to be Julie. But will accept her if her last name is Nolke. Those names came to me in a séance one night. BTW…..I have learned to levitate and can do it with a female love partner. That opens options beyond anyone's imaginations. We can float over Niagara Falls and put on a show that will net us more billions than you have now. If you're up for it, I know I can get up for it as well. RSVP
@waynerandles6126
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
This comment was inspired by Julie Nolke have a great year!
@immaprocrastinator1970
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
oh my god! CHECK MATE
@aprilsparks1111
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
Can we nominate you for best editing??? It’s artwork!!
@marysmith6229
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
Be careful for what you ask for I say. Didn't see 2020 pandemic coming in that wish. Cant blame you for the pandemic now can we.lol. I enjoy your comedy very much Julie
@marie-pierfaucher3753
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
Please somebody put that girl in my tv
@theking-bh9ph
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
Wish i had a twin too lol😅🤣😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@amii
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
😍😘
@kvasios
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
Jake and Amir
@peiershen8221
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
I'll just repeat what Danizel washington said about resolutions, "Goals without actions are just dreams."
@olgaperez4705
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
I resoluted to be famous. Licks hair
@billfromchamblee
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
My new goal is to watch all your videos and put this comment in each of them: "It's OK to talk to yourself and it's OK to answer. Just don't interrupt." Do we have a deal? I'll make an exception. You CAN interrupt.
@cherrydragon3120
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
Gosh, i've been watching sketches now for like 2 hours or so. Never knew this woman but god i love her humor~<3
@Rob25AZ
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
I bet right-brain Julie and mirror Julie would be best friends I'd luv to hear a conversation between those two
@pranjalgram
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
I love how I can still see that striped t-shirt in the newer videos!
@Excds
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
I really like the way you write the dialogue between your character selves. Still also kind of confused why you haven't become more famous because of the great videos you make.
In any case, if/when travel becomes possible again, if you drop by Berlin I will buy you a bunch of beers.
Stay safe and healthy.
@kathrin9674
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
you are SO funny.
@imnottelling3030
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
#1 ✅ Famous
@endanarchy
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
Anyone who doesn't respect the gangsta of that "checkmate" setup needs to be escorted out the door.
@goulash75
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
I wanna see 2021's New Year resolutions.
1. Wear pants…
Done!
@pavelprec
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
That bit about Czechoslovakian – is that based on your real origin?
@fritanke2318
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
Work's in January 2021 to 😂😉
@anggrimunki
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
How's the 2021 resolutions lookin'?
@ignignokt4u2
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 pm
"I want to be famous." Took you an extra year, but… Mission accomplished.
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