When a movie’s title card goes away too fast but apparently only for you
Oh, we’re not gonna rewind, cool.
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@ADucksOpinion
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
i looked at your new videos and i just see like some long ass movie and its not alot and other stuff from a year ago, did you give up? Like what happen to shorts and cartoons?
@STEVE-ki9th
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
But what happens to gordo?
@lightlybatteredjustcrispy
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
"Unexplained mental retardation"
@4NaturesStory
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
This is always me…😂😂😂❤
@dbo_tv
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@blankwavemessiah
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
i love coming back to amazing videos I never seem to have commented
so here it is… like 2.5 years later. like finishing that prompt
@txivneebswafflesandshroom
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
Gosh I forgot about some of these older videos. This is so funny lol a classic
@littlecsommercorn
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
I so relate to this.
@TheEncouragementKid
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
accurate
@boyeatsworld-vr9ci
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
trust me, it is STILL called mental Ret-ar-dation (for YT censors).
The irony of the phone screen passing so quickly though. LOL
@jcudejko
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
Dude
I want to see that movie!
@DoctorX17
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
Seriously, that's a HUGE problem for me. Cards like that give you like 5-10 seconds, but it took me almost as long to read that as the entire video took to watch.
Also, props for actually writing out a full card instead of making it literally jibberish.
@The_Only_Juan
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
Smooth brain time.
@leahl5007
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
I feel seen.
But definitely not read.
@thomasdupont7186
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
ooooh 🙁 dumb boy sad …
@ningnong1343
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
My issue 100% Even slower if I have to publicly speak.
And don't ask me what I just read out coz I wont be able to tell you as I was a huge ball of stress the whole time just trying to read at a "NORMAL" speed that I wasn't actually computing the meaning of any words I spoke.
@timh2356
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
I can relate. To Gordo, that is.
@davespringer777
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
If you pause to read it, once you unpause it'll stay on the screen for another 10 minutes.
@radicalragu
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
I don't get it. Was anybody able to read what he Googled in time?
@arino4u
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
Glad joel is a fellow freddy got fingered enjoyer
@pathfindercounselling
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
I love re-watching these old Haver shorts. I really miss him since he stepped on that old soviet era land mine.
@KittyxKult
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
Is this canon to Lizzie McGuire? Is Gordo mourning the loss of Lizzie to the government or is this a rescue mission to save her?
@waitwaitw8
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
This reminds me of how I lose the ability to read for about 10 seconds if someone hands me their phone to read something. I just stare and panic until I can orientate myself.
@whitneyv.8211
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
When you can't read unless it's your diagnosis
@sebrenadookhoo8789
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
Jesus saves 🙂
@kmc-d1760
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
HILARIOUS!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@patrickjoyce9633
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
him looking at the other people reading is spot on
@user-tl9ji5pd7t
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
but what he doesn't realize is they didn't read it either because they just don't care enough to pause it
@tbott8267
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
Oh I feel ya brother, I feel ya.
@iononhouncane
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
I thought it was just a problem for those who are not native English speakers
@ratzmoonmopes2695
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
Sadly nobody is pointing out the truth of this. The real reason the other 2 guys didnt react is because unfortunately they didn't actually CARE about any of the text. They had no interest or care to read it, therefore they felt nothing when the text disappeared. Only the truly intelligent people who actually CARE about the things they experience react the way the middle guy does. This is a perfect example of how good smart people are always the minority.
EDIT: I found only one other comment saying this.
@rootsandwellsmusic
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
HILARIOUS! I'm convinced everyone is just pretending that they're smart
@MoongritStudio
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
Those other two guys just don't give a shit
@joehepworth8497
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
Every star wars film
@Bob-bw2lv
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
me when I trynna read the synopsis of star wars
@buzzbuzzluke
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
Couldn't read the patron list at the end, it went by too quick 🙁
@Highlander1432
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
Looks at phone
Realizes he's an idiot
Silently suffers
@mrsticky005
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
Imagine it’s 2052 and Cam from Tracers
is now President of the United States
and you didn’t even read the title card!
@fearedjames
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
This is partially why the best system is to only show line by line, which also gives more room for typography as well. See Halo ODSTs opening
@Friendlyman3
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
This is the perfect YouTube skit.
@afterlife697
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
As someone with dyslexia and Asperger‘s this speaks to my soul. Although to counter the problem I have recently developed the The ability to speed read.
@stephenbloom6722
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
The year is 2052, the United States government is on total shutdown. The borders have been completely closed as global tensions boil to an all time high.
President Taylor Lautner has ordered the
army to round up and imprison any known rebels.
Gordo, once a normal cheese factory owner, has been taken under the rebelion's wings as their newest recruit.
He awakens in their top secret recruitment facilty in the middle of the Mojave Desert. It's training time.
@aleechisdaweakestparasiteo2093
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
I want u to go to,,then I'll be happy
@NathanMcCabe88
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
I thought it was Ashton Kutcher at first 🤣
@michaelmilian4336
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
My favorite part was when the main character said “It’s trainin’ time!”
@fyousa8242
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
1🇺🇲🌈🖕🥷🏽🏈 DID YOU GET THE MESSAGE FROM 2052!?!? 🖐️🥷🏽 HELLO YO YOU…DID YOU GET THE MESSAGE FROM 2052…
@emmanueldouge1589
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
That's when I realized I was the slowest reader in my family.
@Winteramen
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 am
Just ran into this video. This was a very quick laugh. Dude didn't say a word.
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