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The LEAST American Songs, According to Chart Data

Bandsplaining | August 27, 2025



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The long awaited sequel is here! These are the songs that ranked highest on international music charts while ranking lowest in the US. Do you think you can guess what they are?

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0:00 Intro
0:58 Predictions
8:17 Incogni
9:45 Methodology
11:14 Results: 1960s
12:59 1970s
14:53 1980s
17:52 1990s
20:04 2000s
24:16 2010s
26:37 2020s
27:58 Overall Winner

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  1. @Lillith.

    August 27, 2025 at 1:01 am

    I went with

    Zombie – The Cranberries because it's stuck in my head and very un-American (-2284)
    I'm Outta Love – Anastacia because she's American and for some reason never did well back home (-1505)
    Alors On Dans – Stromae because Americans don't listen to non English songs and he is huge (-966)

    Honorable mention: We Were All Wounded At Wounded Knee – Redbone because this amazing song based on a real historic event was banned but did reasonably well in Europe (-289)

  2. @pablozambrano16

    August 27, 2025 at 1:01 am

    I just began watching the video so I dont know if they get mentioned, but I'm always baffled that in the states a-ha is considered a one hit wonder. So I'll vote for crying in the rain, manhattan skyline, lifelines, I've been losing you, or any other of their hits.

  3. @indyspotes3310

    August 27, 2025 at 1:01 am

    This would have been a lot easier if you guys just said "Cliff Richard" and moved on.
    That guy had five decades of international hits with almost nothing in the states.

  4. @TheWebberLegacy

    August 27, 2025 at 1:01 am

    Definitely thought "Papaoutai" or "formidable" by stromae would make it onto the top 10 for 2010's. Or "Est-ce que tu m'aimes" by GIMS.

    They were huge at one point, I know because I'm not francophone

  5. @goaway7272

    August 27, 2025 at 1:01 am

    Some of these are insane to me as a 44 Yr old irish person some of these are legendary and I'm still shocked Americans have no idea who Robbie Williams is 😮

  6. @TheParot161

    August 27, 2025 at 1:01 am

    Wait. There are other countries in the world besides the United States? Why am I just learning about this now? Also, “Hung Up” is a bit of a banger. My first experience with that song was while going through a giant mirror maze in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. The mirrors were mirrory, the music was LOUD, and I was beginning to have a bit of a panic attack that I might not get out. Happy news: I did make it out ok. Thanks Madonna! Also, thanks to Mr. Bowie for “I’m afraid of Americans.” It also bops.

  7. @lordoflore3202

    August 27, 2025 at 1:01 am

    I've got to be a couple hundred of those YouTube views for faded, it's been on my shower playlist since pre-covid . And dang, I've got some really un-American music tastes. Rag'n'bone man's human, tom odell another love, and while I never knew of hung up, I absolutely love gimme, gimme, gimme from abba.

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