I need to address this.
Thank you everyone for your patience while I prepared my statement. I felt it was important not to rush something this sensitive.. I wanted to be sure to handle this matter as delicately as possible. Moving forward I would appreciate your continued support.
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@xzwingnutzx2221
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
Thank you for making this. I have crabs
@flaccidacid6819
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
i like to imagine the reason molly stopped uploading videos is that she finally got hired at the shell gas station
@Th3Mafia
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
i turned on the bell on my subscription b/c i know in my heart ill see more content from you soon, why? you ask, oh its simple b/c i miss you? ya that should be good enough.
@richardmanderscheid6836
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
You stole this from "Our Flag Means Death",; good job you pirates.
@thearnoldarmy1899
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
I want to start a friendship with your hair.
@EayuProuxm
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
1:01 No one else would talk about crab representation in the media. This is why Molly is one of the best on the tube.
@astrakernel
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
Any Rustaceans here !!🙂
@monopolymanze
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
omg the corn on the cob stool with a bite taken out. so iconic i NEED that lmfao
@joseville
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
The knife wielding crab was wielding said knife in self clawfence
@davidwaynemain
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
Crabs in Hollywood have the characteristics of Cancers. I know. I am one myself.
But seriously women…..never slow down. Your awesomeness
@okee5684
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
too good quality set 20fps with stutter 480 p pleaaase
@brandonmshrock
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
I like how there are so many inappropriate cuts in the editing, change of camera angles, and changes of hair.
@saahasammyre
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
#justiceforcrab… all what you see are not true..
@DaBezzzz
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
The carcinization comes for us all, Molly
@agflitcher
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
Omg that was so fuckin' funny 😁
@LogrusUK
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
You’re friggin’ awesome – so funny and so well done. Looking forward to more!
@AwesmFilms
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
The use of the default transitions for every single cut is what did it for me
@zverbianed
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
im pro crabs, this video is good
@BigTyrone9000
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
Hey can I get your number?
Your inmate ID number? I just wanna check and see if you’re “registered” in my area so I can try to avoid you… thanks! 😊
@beerhammer1881
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
Great, crabs with knives…something else I have to worry about!
@wellbutrinwellbutrin7387
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
I like the way how
@brion_aiota
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
Funny how you had nothing to say about crab ghosts tho smh I guess we won't mention that
@cringechannel4213
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
bro i love that corn chair
@JamScamly
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
This is crabaganda !!! 🦀🚫
@HeyMichaelLeo
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
I don't understand the Bull ring, Why? Really why?
@iiPrr
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
I think i love you
@candyman9635
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
Wait until she hears about the Giant Enemy Spider….
@gordonterry199
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
Gorgeous
@cowmete88
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
Whats funny is. Her argument. Sounds alot like some over arguments floating around.
@Funny-su6kw
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
Octopus porn is real though right?
@TheShibbles
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
This chick is awesome!!
Fuckin epically hilarious 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂
@brianeaton3514
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 pm
Thank you for making me happy so funny