8 Days Became 8 Months? NASA’s Stuck In Space Saga.
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This week I wanted to share my thoughts on the NASA astronauts that are still at the international space station. Everyone from companies Boeing and SpaceX to Elon Musk have chimed in with thoughts and opinions on how to bring the astronauts down safely before it was decided that safety dictated their initial ship has to come down unmanned.
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Recorded at Palace of Fine Arts in San Francisco, CA

@JoshJohnsonComedy
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
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@ashesfromashes4129
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
His telling of the grocery store worker experience is so painfully accurate. One of the stores in my district does in fact have a serial aisle pooper. Also the old manager of that store was a middle aged guy with a Elvis haircut, and he got fired for smoking crack in the office. The office which has cameras. Which he knew about. He knew the office had cameras and he smoked crack in there anyway. He could've done that in the bathroom and no one would have known, but instead he did it in the office and now he has no job. And that is what it's like to work in a grocery store
@nycfan4756
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
Norwegian blue parrot. He’s not dead he’s stunned.
@terryturner2818
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
Brilliantly done, as usual, Josh! Thank you! 👏👏👏👏🩷🩷🩷
@parkerramirez3571
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
My man in the front reacting like he knew the joke 2 seconds before he said it. 😂
@cirkle862
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
Does your mom come to every show? I always hear a lady (or a bunch of ladies with similar voices) yell out in the middle of a joke. It’s kinda weird.
@Staylecrate
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
Space and swimming pools are hard to storm off from.
@luci-ferre
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
Pigeons are doves 😂
@oldredhat
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
A grocery store was my first job, hearing you talk about your experiences…. I feel seen.
@5ft4inprotagonist24
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
josh johnson's interpretation of pigeons is so funny
@KimDuty-i8e
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
His subs keep growing..
@WilliamSadler-m9n
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
I thought he said Dog Release. Dying Dog Release 😮. Doves was worse 😅😅😅
@SusieQSydney
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
Good thing they eventually brought them down.
@Manwithnoname1967
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
Josh I love your stuff I been watching a bunch of your stuff over the past like two-three days and I like to thank for all the laughs and well continue watching man.
@adorabledork89
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
The poor cantaloupe 🍈😂😮
@michelleappenheimer4670
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
Wait. I'm not the very best informed person, but I was aware of this news story. How on or off Earth did I miss the Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid of it all?
@kuriouskat444
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
His politics ruins it for me.
@michaelfickel
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
Space Force! LoL
@anniemaple
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
Instead of the dead parrot sketch, it’s the dead dove sketch. 😅😂
@liz44220
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
Josh, you're an absolute treasure
@LevelingUpMyLife
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
This grocery store story has me in tears. 😂 Omg.
@d20chick
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
Be nice to customer service no matter how mad you are. The more rude you are, the more incentive they have to think of of how to ruin your day. Save the angry stories for your friends. When you're kind they can use whatever leverage they actually do have to help you
@mjda3903
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
You're tall, dark and handsome and outrageously intelligent. You were probably her Kryptonite. 😉
@kathyreimherr4796
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
Thanks!
@amemooress6291
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
So, we didn't actually figure out Jack the Ripper's identify. We probably can't definitively do that at this point.
@amemooress6291
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
Y'all, don't release doves. They basically get picked off by predators or die of starvation.
@RandomTaemate
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
The goat
@ElizabethWard-c4y
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
Josh, doves are just white pigeons
@cheshnox
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
I love Josh's videos so much, every single one of it. The only thing I stumbled over a bit was the part with the elderly lady being creepy af. I definitely believe that it was a very unpleasant experience but the reaction of the audience surprised me. I think a lot of female presenting people can't even count the number of times they were bothered by men this way and just find this kind of behaviour just creepy and repulsive, rather than funny. I hope this doesn't come off as preachy or anything, I just think nobody should have to feel 'completely undressed' like this.
@ACV-1
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
London UK shoes can't wait
@lorianderson-musgrave3609
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
John Johnson?
@byronduncan9274
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
I can feel his pain on having the old lady hit on you. I use to be a manager for a specialty paint store. I had this guy in his 50s that bought a five gallon bucket of paint and a quart of paint. I asked him if he needed some help carrying it out and his response was “Ummmm…. Yaaayyy, I’m not young and pretty like you”. Just to clarify I’m a man in my early 30s and that was his response. You better believe I was gripping that quart of paint and I was ready to beat the shit out of this man with that quart paint can if he touched me. Everyone in the store heard him and he made everyone uncomfortable that day. But he made everyone uncomfortable anytime he came in the store. He was gross and would hit on all the women customers and we had to tel him several times to stop.
@76nifer7
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
This is one of the funniest! 🎉
@QYTSTRM13
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
Mergers = 15:19 “Planes that make you a little nervous and ships that only go one way.” Hollering 😂🤣😂
@Rentheworld
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
I love that he keeps alternating between doves, the bird we all associate with peace and serenity, and pigeons, the birds we all call rats with wings 😂 pigeons are objectively better though lol
@joshuacheung6518
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
On the off chance you see this, it's less like a burrito car and more like a burrito catapult / missile / airdrop. The resupply pods aren't reusable, so imagine getting your burrito, then filling the box it came in with trash and it catches on fire
@Miss-icon-1998
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
Sonny and Butch didnt even get paid for the extra time they spent in space
@Miss-icon-1998
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
Why are all the doves dead? I'm fkn cryyyiinnngg
@JenniferMelton
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
Mineaturiation, GPS, heart valves, microwaves
@kimartish3309
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
I never watch the news but if you were the one delivering news every day, I'd watch! Best way to have news delivered!!
@myafaire1682
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 am
Josh Johnson – The hardest working man in show biz.
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