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The Ironic Punishment of the World’s Worst Bank Robber | Tales From the Bottle

Qxir | February 4, 2025



Usually, one robs a bank for the purposes of acquiring money. This man robbed a bank for an entirely different reason, and it all went wrong for him.

“Bank robbery is the criminal act of stealing from a bank, specifically while bank employees and customers are subjected to force, violence, or a threat of violence. This refers to robbery of a bank branch or teller, as opposed to other bank-owned property, such as a train, armored car, or (historically) stagecoach. It is a federal crime in the United States.
According to the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s Uniform Crime Reporting Program, robbery is “the taking or attempting to take anything of value from the care, custody, or control of a person or persons by force or threat of force or violence or by putting the victim in fear.” By contrast, burglary is “unlawful entry of a structure to commit a felony or theft.””

More on Wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_robbery

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  1. @Magikarp-4ever

    February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am

    I don't know about that, I'm pretty sure my government as a U and S American has robbed a lot of banks personally, they'd be the joker but the joker ain't that crazy and has a philosophy in life

  2. @rogerszmodis

    February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am

    Now, my caddie's chauffeur informs me that a bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invested. Therefore, robbing a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes, theft of money.

  3. @MotorcycleHeaven1227

    February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am

    A woman got mad at me for going the speed limit in my neighborhood on my 🏍️ and literally rammed me from behind and I managed to not crash, so I followed her to her parking lot to let her know I was calling the cops and she started screaming at me, then some man pulled up and begged me not to call em, said they just left their mom's funeral or some shit, I still can't believe I let it go and didn't call em. There was no damage to my bike. She bumped my tire, then tried to pass me with an inch to spare next to me. Scared the life outta me cuz ive had 3 bad bike accidents already… Almost did 4, literally yesterday. On my only day off this week. Fml.

  4. @aVerveQuest

    February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am

    "whatever soul is left has been erased and only an emotionless husk remains, resigned to a life of quiet misery where any desire to escape or change has long since been extinguished…."
    Well written sir.
    My only question is do you perhaps do life coaching on the side?
    I'd be very interested in signing up as a client.

  5. @aVerveQuest

    February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am

    I've been homeless lived in nursing care and spent some time in jail (though only a couple weeks). All three are completely heinous situations, but the idea of spending even another week with my ex-wife, well….. Let's just say I sympathize with the man's choice

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