The Ironic Punishment of the World’s Worst Bank Robber | Tales From the Bottle

Usually, one robs a bank for the purposes of acquiring money. This man robbed a bank for an entirely different reason, and it all went wrong for him.
“Bank robbery is the criminal act of stealing from a bank, specifically while bank employees and customers are subjected to force, violence, or a threat of violence. This refers to robbery of a bank branch or teller, as opposed to other bank-owned property, such as a train, armored car, or (historically) stagecoach. It is a federal crime in the United States.
According to the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s Uniform Crime Reporting Program, robbery is “the taking or attempting to take anything of value from the care, custody, or control of a person or persons by force or threat of force or violence or by putting the victim in fear.” By contrast, burglary is “unlawful entry of a structure to commit a felony or theft.””
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@4450krank
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
He might have had a shot at calling it "cruel and unusual punishment" if he really wanted to give it a try:)
@1234567qwerification
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
Did he survive the home arrest?
@roxannepearls901
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😆😆😆😆
@chadjones1266
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
Heart surgery giving people depression is a real thing.
@chadjones1266
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
Thanks again
@Magikarp-4ever
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
I don't know about that, I'm pretty sure my government as a U and S American has robbed a lot of banks personally, they'd be the joker but the joker ain't that crazy and has a philosophy in life
@theindooroutdoorsman
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
1:04 Ironic, hilarious and illegal. His punishment falls under cruel or unusual punishment, making it unconstitutional. Could have had the conviction tossed entirely so he could rob another bank.
@rogerszmodis
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
Now, my caddie's chauffeur informs me that a bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invested. Therefore, robbing a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes, theft of money.
@macswanton9622
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
Why did he have a lawyer? That ruined everything!
@adriancrowfly
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
I am occasionally surprised and delighted by your also occasional lapses into really, Really good poetry.
@cjackfly
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
What's more ironic is that there's a crypto bank called Ripple who has committed way more crimes.
@PiggyXMalone
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
4:15 *ground, not 'grinded'.
@mischiefqueen
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
20 minutes 😂
@StaRMaestroS
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
Just from the title i am going to bet its about the guy who robbed a bank to get away from his wife and got punished with house arrest.
@tugabooga
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
I had an ad for a company called Ripple before this video 😂😂😂
@iforget_2780
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
4:19 "this is like george orwell book 1984"
@derrickmcadoo3804
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
0:55 'Homicide can be Justifiable (in the Courts), but never Bank robbery.'
Very True.
@geronimo5537
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
We all know who the ending scene really represents.
@tehMonarch
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
poor B*stard 😛 FFFFFF
@beksfue5937
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
To be fair, anyone who's ever worked in airport security can tell you that nailclippers are among the most dangerous weapons
@ags30mm
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
My life is option 2.
Don't get married, just Don't.
@MotorcycleHeaven1227
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
A woman got mad at me for going the speed limit in my neighborhood on my 🏍️ and literally rammed me from behind and I managed to not crash, so I followed her to her parking lot to let her know I was calling the cops and she started screaming at me, then some man pulled up and begged me not to call em, said they just left their mom's funeral or some shit, I still can't believe I let it go and didn't call em. There was no damage to my bike. She bumped my tire, then tried to pass me with an inch to spare next to me. Scared the life outta me cuz ive had 3 bad bike accidents already… Almost did 4, literally yesterday. On my only day off this week. Fml.
@josh656
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
Pro tip: If you want to get away from the wife by getting arrested, don’t commit a federal crime because there is no parole and no early release.
@dbcooper1492
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
Dude is a boss for bringing the accessories that made him look that sharp in his mug shot.
@aVerveQuest
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
"whatever soul is left has been erased and only an emotionless husk remains, resigned to a life of quiet misery where any desire to escape or change has long since been extinguished…."
Well written sir.
My only question is do you perhaps do life coaching on the side?
I'd be very interested in signing up as a client.
@aVerveQuest
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
I've been homeless lived in nursing care and spent some time in jail (though only a couple weeks). All three are completely heinous situations, but the idea of spending even another week with my ex-wife, well….. Let's just say I sympathize with the man's choice
@aVerveQuest
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
Definitely one of my top favorite content creators alongside Sam O'Nella, AceVane, Casual Geographic, and Ze Frank
@FREEDUMB4ALL
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
Wow! That's a great defense. I'm gonna try the same thing. 😅
@GUNUFofficial
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
This is like that one joke in iCarly where the one guy slaps the cop to get away from Marta idk I haven't watched icarly.
@user-kinggreatalmost
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
😂😂😂😂
@jonmarkherrscher7315
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
That's fuckin hilarious 😂
@TheAurelianProject
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 am
Me who’s been alive for only 19 minutes: 😳