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The First Guy To Ever Order Fast Food

Ryan George | October 14, 2024



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In the grand tapestry of human history, there emerges a tale of profound significance—the invention of fast food. Picture, if you will, a time when dining was a laborious pursuit, and the act of eating a ceremonious affair. Into this world strode a visionary of unparalleled impatience, a modern-day Prometheus, who dared to challenge the established order. With a thunderous decree to “hasten the feast,” he set forth a revolution. Behold, the genesis of fast food: an epoch where hamburgers, fries, and drive-thrus coalesce, forever altering the culinary landscape. This tale, both wondrous and absurd, marks the dawn of an age where McDonald’s, Burger King, and KFC reign supreme. Witness the birth of fast food, where convenience and speed reshape the way we dine, creating a global phenomenon that endures to this day.

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  1. @HilaryPea

    October 14, 2024 at 6:18 am

    -"… marzipan … margerine … " I know you have a family now and family comes first. Always. This means your productions may be a little delayed. But, I want you to know, they are worth the wait. Too funny!

  2. @graildemitrius6310

    October 14, 2024 at 6:18 am

    The first guy to ever shake hands:

    "Hi there, Hello"

    "Hi there, hello. Do me a favor and shake my appendage that has the other wiggly appendages."

    "What??"

    "Yeah it's this thing I'm trying out. Because I feel like you've never been properly introduced to someone until you shake someone's appendage!"

  3. @makojuicedaniel9307

    October 14, 2024 at 6:18 am

    A good example of this in history is the worker that needed his burger fast during a lunch break so the chef pressed the hamburger meat from a ball down to a paddy and cooked ot faster for him. This was at white castle

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