Apple unveils a panicked man with no ideas, Bashar Al-Assad tries a tiny bit of sarin gas on himself to see what it’s like, and a billboard alerts commuters to the existence of a situational comedy starring stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld. It’s the week of September 13, 2013. For More […]
Michael Kosta tackles the civil court order that is shaking down Trump’s poorest henchman, Rudy Giuliani, and the latest attempt by Trump’s richest henchman, Elon Musk, to bribe voters with a million dollars. Plus, Ronny Chieng tries to find Elon a friend. #DailyShow #ElonMusk #RudyGiuliani #Trump 0:00 – Michael Kosta’s […]
In Focus: WONN5 reports that hundreds turned out to support Pennington’s single gay resident Paul Webster. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
Michael Kosta tackles the latest news: Obama rapping Eminem, Eminem endorsing Harris, and Walz calling Elon a “dips**t.” Plus, Trump’s former chief of staff John Kelly calls Trump a fascist and reveals that his ex-boss repeatedly praised Hitler while in office. #DailyShow #MichaelKosta #Eminem 0:00 – Democrats Bring Out the […]
A group of 35 hostages at Laugh-Up Lounge on West Broad Street in Richmond, VA were set free Wednesday night following a tense, often excruciating seven-minute standup comedy performance. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion […]
Why is the Electoral College still used when Republicans AND Democrats complain about it? Michael Kosta learns about the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact with some help from CNN’s John King. He then visits his home state of Michigan to speak to lawmakers about passing the National Popular Vote Bill… […]
Watch Episode 4 of Tough Season now: http://onion.com/19Nve1S After a tough week one loss, Brad desperately tries to trade his entire team away. Larry Fitzgerald gives Alfred Morris some sage advice. (Brought to you by Lenovo) Follow Brad on Twitter: https://twitter.com/BradMBlevins Like Brad’s Awesome Team on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BradMBlevins Subscribe to […]
Michael Kosta covers Tucker Carlson giving America “daddy” issues with his Trump Rally speech and how this election is driving Americans so nuts that a civil war has broken out… over yard signs. #DailyShow #DonaldTrump #KamalaHarris 0:00 – Kamala Calls in Reinforcements at her Rallies 1:10 – Tucker Carlson Calls […]
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Though today he holds a powerful position as head of a leading information technology firm, MergeMedia CEO Gary Lightman told reporters Thursday he, amazingly, worked his way to the very top of the company from humble beginnings as the son of the previous […]
After JD Vance’s wife outed him as a Magic: The Gathering nerd, Ronny Chieng magically gathered a group of avid card gamers to see if this new information about Vance scores him any points with the gaming community. Special thanks to A Store of Fire and Dice #DailyShow #JDVance #MagicTheGathering […]
