Authorities Investigate Collision Between Trains From Chicago Traveling 80 MPH, DC Traveling 75 MPH
Railway investigators believe they have narrowed down the time of the crash to A) 8:54 p.m., B) 5:32 p.m., C) 7:01 p.m., or D) None of the above. Become an Onion member while it’s still optional: https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
