Riley Finally Busts

Sorry, did we just skip over the fact that she kept the condom? 😂😂

Imagine calling a one night stand an incident

"Burpin that lil yella muppet"

I mean real talk if hoes are for anything in this life, its guys like this that need that push over the esge to discover themselves. I was the same and waited until i was 18 then the panic set in of if im gonna be 25 and wierd like this guy so i purposefully went on tinder back when it actually worked and went through like 10 in a year. Literally was one of the best choices i ever made. I bet rileys going through evolution that has taken years in his life in days. Right now its the release and hes gonna go rampant. Give it a year or two and hell be much more confident and full of color. Congrats holmes. Now dont get hooked on the type you lost your virginity too, cuz man youre very near a walking stereotype lil

That eleventh toe, that Asian wiener baby, praise GOD!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He said give him four words and he stopped at three. Theo just keeps it moving. I love it. Hahahahahaha

Four words to describe her
Blonde, cute, female and uh 😂

When Theo covers his eyes with his headphones out of excitement 😆

Thee unjackable , the titanic has sunk that lil baby corn 🌽 lol 😆

Im proud of him

“You’re going to hell!” 😂😂😂😂😂

I love the “NOOOO” and then comes back in like a proud father

3:20
3:37
3:50 ….. then 4:10 and suspiciously 4:20 I fkn died and then my world imploded at 4:40 stop it Theo stop it now

burping that yellow muppet is insane