Modern Bruce Willis Movies Are So Bad I Had to Make This Video

cool guy stare … "somebody order barbeque?"

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I don't get how the creator of Breach expected stowaways to work, like how can someone not be on the crew list and still get assigned a janitor's job, a bunk in crew quarters, and a spot in a cryopod for his wife? I don't get it. and why is the captain yelling at his crew as if he expects more stowaways to get on board while the ship is in deep space?

they took advantage of him as much as they could while he was still cognitive. it's sad, in retrospect.

Now we know… trying to make as much as possible for his family before he became non verbal:/

I’m pretty sure the guns in Breach are legitimately airsoft guns, they look very familiar

Lol I got a call of duty add literally a half second after he said the word "call of duty"

"Yippie pie microwave cactus feather."

This didnt age too well😢 i wonder if he was even conscientious enough to know these were garbage

Weeeelll his sick as hell doesnt he?

i worked at Advance Auto for a few months once. Die Hard batteries are absolute garbage, they're cheap Carquest (the shitty Advance store brand) batteries with the Die Hard sticker slapped right on top of the old one. they're good for about a year if you're lucky.

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I tried rewatching the Die Hard that had his son in it (a good day to die hard) and the scene towards the end where they are walking through the basically post apocalyptic wasteland while talking and walking through fire and debris and no police or ambulances are arriving for some reason was absolutely ridiculous. They are casually talking, walking through a ground zero, fallout, mad max type landscape, it’s dumb as shit 🤣

This aged REALLY poorly.

Cosmic Sin borrowed so much from Warhammer 40k but altered it to different SFI-FI so teacher won't find out.

Wasn't he developing a neurological disease

This didn't age well. He took those roles because he has dementia and He was making money for his family otw out. He could barely speak/remember his lines at this time

Honestly in age liam neeson does badass wayyyyyyyyyyyy better than bruce willis i mean liam neeson is somewhat believable as a badass despite his age, but bruce willis is not

Breach is just a shitty version of pandorum

Can we get an apology for the Bruce Willis smearing in the beginning? dude was mentally and physically sick :/

With hindsight… I can see why he did a whole bunch of bad movies now… 😔

Context for those who don't know: he has dementia now.