Matteo Lane – French Impression

Lmao I feel you bro, we sound so "arrogant", specially when borned in Paris xD

That first question.. I am so lucky to not be straight omg.

The number of people telling me they can speak French while they just know 7-8 words and 2-3 sentences, I have the same reaction as Florian usually
Had you been like "I can say a few words in French" or something like that, you would have had a totally different reaction
It's just cultural differences I guess, we French people tend to understate ourselves in public most of the time, so when someone is doing the opposite it can be seen as kinda pretentious
In France : be humble -> people will raise you up / brag -> people will pull you down. However it is just a common thing, not an absolute rule, it depends a lot on the intensity, the people involved and the situation
I can say however that most of us really appreciate the effort made by foreigners to speak a few words of French while in France or confronted to French people abroad, so thank you for that

anyone can expect whatever they want. NO-ONE has the right to demand or force anyone to have sex. it's called rape. No never means yes.

Your hair looks exceptionally normal, Matteo.

i've chuckled once only and it was because of the french guy saying "ok"
also, french men are gay because they can dress well and cook…. as if that was a standard for gay people while the only gay boy i see in this video dresses like an asshole hillbilly from the 80's and i doubt he's a cook either
just that thought was more funny than those 7 minutes of life i've just lost

not all frenchies are both gays and assh*les, only parisians are!

Hummm, ok

I love the way he cracks himself up every time. Makes me crack up, as well. 😂

1. He mixes French with Italian when he tries to speak French.
2. Yes. USA people can be that rude to Spanish speakers who attempt to communicate in English. It's called Karma.

Comment ça ont est moins gentil ?! Nan mais pour qui elle se prends celle là ? On est super sympa en France merde !

I love when he sings <3

Even through the laughter, your singing voice is impeccable as usual.

I knew a French-Canadian dude who went to Paris and said that the French people were rude to him. When he would speak French–his native tongue…!–they'd sneer, and he overhead a woman say about him: "That man tried speaking French to me…"

Lol this audience is wild

IT's funny, but I really feel that's the exact opposite with french and americans. We do speak english and are really surprised and happy when you try to speak french…But in USA when we try…Gad Elmaleh did a sketch about it. Maybe you're confusing French with Parisians…but even so, this is not at all my experience.

he's not very funny

He was asking for it… and that's why I blocked him.
And yes, everyone… they are crazy/wild – sad to see it, though glad to see others noticing it!

Matteo Garrone is the director of the movie "Pinocchio" and From Dusk till dawn 3 : The Hangman's daughter is a 1999 movie starring Danny Trejo and Michael Parks (known also for Kill Bill) Peace Next

americans asking you to repeat 3 times the same word so they can have fun with your accent ?
That exact thing happened to me last time I went to U.S.
I just wanted to buy a donut.

French don't dispise foreign accents, they just need time to understand what you say when you try to prononce this impossible langage that is french. But some foreigners actually work on speaking french to the point they can discuss with french without problem. You just have to remember this langage is horribly painfull to learn and we were forced to learn it as kids. After surviving the boot camp that french grammar class is, we don't forgive those who only half-ass try to gurgle random sounds and claim they speak french.