King Uszniewicz: The Worst Band I Ever Heard in My Life

In the early ’70s, in a dark corner of a bowling alley in Detroit, Ernie Uszniewicz, who called himself “King,” was a really lame and out-of-tune rockabilly singer who dreamed of becoming the next Elvis Presley. He led a band called The Uszniewicztones, playing all their songs in the key of E because it was the only key he could sing in.
@williambailey4879
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
Loved “The King” ever since I heard their first “note” (ahem) and read the record review in Record Collector (UK). It’s 10x better than 95% dross pumped out today.
@thomasstock-u6r
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
king and the shaggs need to tour
@popatyourecords
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
You have never heard of the shaggs or U2
@LarrySutton-e7e
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
Great video!
@DPoner
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
I mean…
I have a Germs tattoo
@carlsaganlives5112
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
Saw Brownsville open for Joe Walsh right after "Smokin' in the Boys Room" came out – Joe enjoys a good laugh and a Michigan guy, too, I think – Cub had a hilarious, lengthy, 'rap' intro regardong the fog of pot smoke…and the band surprised everyone by kicking ass, no novelty act here, folks!!
@thatDonOguy
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
BTW, PS: Cub also co-produced one of the best collection ever made: The Spike Jones Anthology! The tradition continues…..
@thatDonOguy
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
Beautiful!
@regularguyrunning174
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
i just hope the 5678's paid him.
@samuelgoodman2825
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
At least they were honest.No studio tricks here.
@JianLakerson
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
"Rats in My Room," and others on that album, make it sound like they'd been practicing recently.
@HawklordLI
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
Not quite as bad as Rod Stewart.
@jeffsorensen7991
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
Reminds me of Pere Ubu.
@chadalpha7983
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
Very No Wave, I Love It
@Skycladatdusk78
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
Still much better than Drake, Morgan Wallen, Imagine Dragons and Maroon 5.
@Zyklopz9
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
They sound like Flipper.
@JakeStrange66
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
Not bad, but not as good as the Molecules or Half Japanese.
@jamesblames2
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
My new favorite band. Thanks.
@Who-ry8of
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
Kind of a cool 70s punk thing going on.
@crazytrain7114
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
Twisty Gerber Band forever!
@PaulFrazier-c1t
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
I was in two of those bands at once , really l'm not joking .
@johnnyblues777
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
All the dogs in my neighborhood started barking.
@coyoteartist
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
it takes someone who really has a clue about music, to really pull off a great farce like that.
@col.greasebagmcqueen9933
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
Shit man, i can get behind this. Ive heard worse.
@Vitusvonatzinger
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
I thought I had heard everything in the American musical canon that was based purely on trolling, but I had never heard of this diabolical shite until today.
@nateleanin6493
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
This might be the greatest thing I have ever seen
@MrCtsSteve
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
I think they played the SilverDome
@Zathauntie
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
legendary.
@painkillerjones6232
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
That corroded my ears.
@Finewhether
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
No, I really like them
@audiblenugz
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
U need to hear The Shunted EggSacks
@hysterikole1
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
Uszniewicz, you son of a bitch! Nicely done.
@swarnski8uu
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
Cub Koda was awesome! I love me some Brownsville
@jameslanning8405
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
Amazing the sounds you can get from a 12 pack of beer!
Maybe a sack of weed. But I don't think it was necessary.
But maybe… This was the birth of the "punk rockers!"
@Savadorason1
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
Perfect example of Good times, Fun, Drunk, 0 F-cks Given Trash Rock! 😆 🎼🎶
@markendicott6874
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
This is the Prank Band Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson WISH they had come up with instead of Rash.
@johnsandoval3223
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
Not much better than the Shags.
@sokal98
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
That was Great So bad they were GREAT.
@guineapiglady2841
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
🤮🤮🤮🤮
@tonyslicer7399
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
The cramps hell yeah listen to them still Surfin dead … but wonder this guy ever herd greatest singer of all time GG Allin lol
@brycedownpitch
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
"Doo-wah-f*kin-Ditty, baby!" 😂💀
@careful...Icarus
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
I think Cub was smoking more than cigarettes in the boysroom with this band. As far as "worst guitar solo in history " I think Corey Feldman took that as a challenge.
@r0cket_penguin
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
Holy damn King U rips!
@seanbond6783
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
Burning brain cells with a little class, pinkie out 🤙🏻
@shaunbernard7083
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
Really not the worst by far
@jerryleeelvisberryrichard6247
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
Read the All Music bios of the Collins Kids, Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers, Freddy Cannon and many others- Cub wrote the bio. His writing is fantastic and you get a real sense of who he was.
He ended up cutting rockabilly records really pulling out some cool obscure stuff.
@Monitored2
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
Better than Half-Japanese
@Truckngirl
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
It's the worst band I've ever heard, too.
@rickradix6174
March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am
This is nothing compared to Yoko Ono. Try listening to "why" if you so dare. This will sound like heaven to your ears.