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King Uszniewicz: The Worst Band I Ever Heard in My Life

Tome | March 13, 2025



In the early ’70s, in a dark corner of a bowling alley in Detroit, Ernie Uszniewicz, who called himself “King,” was a really lame and out-of-tune rockabilly singer who dreamed of becoming the next Elvis Presley. He led a band called The Uszniewicztones, playing all their songs in the key of E because it was the only key he could sing in.

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  1. @carlsaganlives5112

    March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am

    Saw Brownsville open for Joe Walsh right after "Smokin' in the Boys Room" came out – Joe enjoys a good laugh and a Michigan guy, too, I think – Cub had a hilarious, lengthy, 'rap' intro regardong the fog of pot smoke…and the band surprised everyone by kicking ass, no novelty act here, folks!!

  2. @jerryleeelvisberryrichard6247

    March 13, 2025 at 12:12 am

    Read the All Music bios of the Collins Kids, Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers, Freddy Cannon and many others- Cub wrote the bio. His writing is fantastic and you get a real sense of who he was.

    He ended up cutting rockabilly records really pulling out some cool obscure stuff.

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