King Uszniewicz: The Worst Band I Ever Heard in My Life
In the early ’70s, in a dark corner of a bowling alley in Detroit, Ernie Uszniewicz, who called himself “King,” was a really lame and out-of-tune rockabilly singer who dreamed of becoming the next Elvis Presley. He led a band called The Uszniewicztones, playing all their songs in the key of E because it was the only key he could sing in.

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