Jeff Bezos is a Cartoon Villain

more like jeff peezos

omg this is actually straight up what i've been saying for literally so long. bald=evil. dr. evil, jeff bezoz, my dad.. how many more examples are needed?

Eddy please make a video about your moustache

I trust him 100% BECAUSE he's an evil villain. Hench 4 life

Okay, but actually though, those gloves are really cool. It looks like they have haptic feedback in the fingers, meaning if you hold something with the robot hands, you feel that resistance in your own hands, like you're actually holding it yourself, as opposed to something where you can just close your hand no matter what the robot is holding

It's going to bother my friends when I refer to you only as cowboy burback

His laugh is actually insane

COWBOY HURBACK 😭

i laugh like that…

I laugh like that and I'm poor 🙁

You know what makes him the most evil? He's not that evil. Like a cartoon villain is purely evil and everyone knows they're evil. But Bezos? He's a guy. He made his company. He got obscenely rich. He didn't inherit wealth like Musk. He didn't get handed millions like Trump. He was a guy that started a business. He has human aspirations. He has human emotions. He seems… like any other human, flawed, imperfect, but real.

And then you remember that he sits on the throne of a corporate entity that erodes human rights, built company towns where everyone works for him, and has warehouses so vast you can't see across them due to fog.

He's a real villain. Because he's human. He's understandable. And he doesn't care.

My laugh is way way more evil!
Bezos is an amateur, he couldn't out evil laugh the Monarch!

I think your on to something. Maybe people should be worried.

I laugh like that 🙁

3:51 this clip makes me think about the antagonist from Big Hero 6

I dont like helicopters but she likes helecopters and thats my weakness now

When I heard the laugh, it reminded me of the Santa Clause laugh from the 1936 animated short "Christmas Comes But Once a Year."

yes I work for Amazon and yes my boyfriend constantly texts me pictures of Lux Luthor, calling him my boss

Jeff Bezos is the type of person to literally steal candy from a baby as a frolic and get shot by it, leading to the false accusation of a lowly employee whose name Bezos can never recall before waking up from his coma and ordering the arrest of the baby.

Also the type of person to hold a grudge against the kid who called him a nerd in kindergarten and enslaved millions of poor people and build superyachts just to get one over on them.

Also the type of person to support research on finding the smartest non-human primate in order to put them in his fulfillment camps.

Also I'm fairly certain he's an alien whose tell is that he had to manually learn how to laugh and therefore his laugh is very stilted. I imagine his wife divorced him when she followed him to one of his nighttime visits to the mothership assuming it was a tryst. This theory also explains why he's started a space company; it's to try and get to his home planet because the aliens refuse to take him back until he's destroyed humanity.

I think its a usual lauch 😅

11:32 nooooo do not compare my tumblr sexy men to jeff💀💀💀💀💀

I was just about to talk about the amazon factory worker conditions and then Eddy said it before I could finish the comment.

By a certain point you're just evil by having so much money and not doing anything beneficial with it. He could give away 99% of his net worth to good causes and still be a multibillionaire