JD Vance: Everything You Didn’t Know About His Sh*tty Past

On episode 11 of “This F*cking Guy,” Hysteria podcast hosts Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco dive deep into the past of the Appalachian A*shole, JD Vance. From his “Never Trump” days, to finding a home in Peter Theil’s pocket, to fully selling out and becoming Donald Trump’s mini me, this hillbilly hypocrite is one of our most deplorable guys yet.
Written By Erin Ryan (@eringloriaryan) and Julia Claire (@juliaclairegrams)
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@davidson2004fatboy
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
MORE BULL S<>T FROM this CHANNEL !!! THIS WOMEN NEEDS TO GO TO JAIL , for GOSSIP
@nicolemaddison2945
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
I'm glad you mentioned INCEL I've thought all the F Uckers you bring to light are Incels who got power. Women even fall for Serial killers. Yay for women with brains and integrity.
@lukeanderson8762
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
You ladies have brightened my day.
@YesterHear
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
A+ show. Thanks for the facts and the funny!
Please make eps on RFKJr.and Ann Coulter.
@ceciliagirao6308
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
I think his mother smoked when she was pregnant with JD
@brockdufour2490
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
He wants women to stay in an abused relationship
Because he wanted his daddy and didn’t care if she was unhappy or even hurt. He is one selfish blah
@hectororellana3397
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
I wonder what Mr. Vance would say if he’s wife is rape and impregnated, I’m sure he would think differently about it.
@JuneBarbone
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
So, JD Vance, is bought by a billionaire, just like all of the rest!
Absolutely criminal, and unfunny, to print a fake couch story..he should have sued!
Not a Trump or Harris fan
(both Genocidel Psychopaths).
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First news I watch every day. It cover's the WHOLE WORLD, unlike American Government, Controlled Lame Stream ,Media, here, and watched by millions.
Our US Government, "Freedom", "democracy," "censorship", "blocked ",RT News, which was on 24 hours a day and free!
They were telling us the truth. They also tell us everything that's going on in the world, which is contrary to what our news tells us. Tune in. You might learn a lot..
@dougwheeler4549
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
Geezus….for a minute there this desperate Liberal baton twirler site popped up and I thought for a second it was Margo Thomas that played in That Girl.
There has to be a way for women to make a living rather than belittle and humiliate themselves on the Internet creating just another one of billions of desperate Liberal Socialistic sites.
Ladies cmon. Go get a real job.
@llyrghmnghyll
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
Why would you say "good" to the answer to the question "how long have you been working here"? It's clear he's trying to look natural asking a question he's completely uncomfortable with.
NVM… there is is at the end. he's saying "good" with a glottal stop. it's something authority figures do to end a conversation they began but don't care about.
It's like "there are 3 many people and i have made 3 many pieces of conversation. I have persoably interacted".
@rarinkaz
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
Tweak his A.I. programming! 🤣
@kimberleysmith1539
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
JD Vance is hoping (1) that the Trump/Vance team will be elected and (2) that if that happens he's counting on Trump not lasting long so that he can just step into the Presidency… because he could never stand for presidential office on his own record.
@MacCool57
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
0:24
@kathleenanderson3093
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
I'm a white liberal and i hated his whiney book. No guilt here!
@lifelong5425
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
What a sell out of a human being..Trump liar, and fake ..JD Vance, you are not Mr. Walz…FAIL bigly
@laylalovely3076
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
If Usha doesn’t take the kids and run, she needs her head examined. Vance is creepy, weird and the guy you keep your kids far away from.
@mz.mneedsthebeach
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
You ladies are FABULOUS!!
🤣🏆🙌🏻🤣🏆🙌🏻
I’m so excited to subscribe and watch future episodes!
I stumbled upon your feed. Lucky me!🫶🏻
@mtshyna
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
Im a teacher- had my baby last November, and i STILL CANT find childcare. I applied for the childcare voucher, took half a year for them to approve me, now 2024 baby is almost one and they still haven’t approved enrollment for the childcare center i applied to. 7 months! I had to go on family leave, then eventually stop working all together. Luckily, my mom has a flexible hospital schedule so she helps with childcare when she can as i started a computer science degree. Its hard, and these maga republicans are going to make it impossible for parents like me trying to establish a better financial position in the future. 😢
@laylalovely3076
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
Vance has “ mommy” issues. His mother ignored him and left his grandma to raise him , so now he wants to control woman- woman must have babies and stay home and raised them .
@Hancox0852
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
You Ladies Truly Rock, cant wait for the next offering.
@lynnerose7891
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
Tim annihilated JDV too.
@josepinheiro6064
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
I predict that in the end Peter Thiel has wasted his money.
@TreeLobsterGuy
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
What tf is up with YouTubers still promoting better help? Disliked.
@eleanorsvenson2958
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
I’m a liberal who always hated Hillbilly Elegy because he writes about these people as one dimensional sub human losers. Social anthropologists countered with good books about the white working class. But his book degraded these people and liberals ate it up. People should self reflect on their lack of empathy or how desperately they wanted to demonize the poor. Even here, acting as if we didn’t know how terrible he was from that book really misses the mark. He was always this bad.
@BrooksMcDaniel-n8e
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
I would be scared to say I don’t believe in God, but that is because I know better.
That being said, thank you for your insight on Vance.
@auntiebunnyshow
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
btw u look like a fcnn dude
@KittyS-gg5gd
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
JD and donnie are perfect for each other
@fluxfaze
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
The GOP-Trump-Vance shitocracy demands shitpeak only shitsucks heed.
@otomarjupiter45
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
wow, how is even anybody watching this, ladies please try to do something with your life
@johnpickering879
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
I want to recommend if you will go international firstly Boris Johnson ex UK Prime Minister (but actually the last two also worth locking at) also in the UK Tommy Robinson aka Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon, and Katie Hopkins! In Italy Silvio Berlusconi a lot of history there! And Luis Rubiales head of soccer in Spain !
@atomictime9410
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
These two chicks should be reporters on WHORE ISLAND
@atomictime9410
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
Trump-Vance 2024
@kevinokief4191
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
Hillbillyvance putin many in atrance dance and thatsrussia
@MeghanSane
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
You had me at, “this fuckin’ guy” ❤️
@henrydwaldingjr3103
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
JD Vance is a strange bird .
@jacksonfunksworth3822
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
“I did not have sex with that cushion.”
@kittycathiphop
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
Ok, just want to say.. you two are funny.
@Aliyah_666
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
Look alright there is a cure for L rizz…JD knows the cure.. he's just gotta face the music and bow out peacefully.
@Bigchet1223
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
Jd Vance has always been a joke. He might be the nail in the coffin to Trump not getting reelected. I too am from ohio.and apologize. He does not represent our state. I want to see what stupid shit he says during this debate tonight. Everything about this guy is fake. Including his name.
@margaretgray6279
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
😂😂😂😂😅😅😂🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤❤️❤️🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖
@spirals73
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
"Please stop calling them 'unborn babies' " from a brand new mom is especially lovely to hear.
@BabyBailz
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
Wow, you guys are hilarious! Great script and delivery.
@Waveewave
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
So JD is used as a ploy like he’s some broken poor American boy who is staging the Trump administration the same camera crew from back in his day?!
@tandiparent1906
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
💞Just found you fantastic ladies here in Oklahoma & definately subscribed!!!!💙🇺🇸💙
@SuperDuckyWho
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
Why does Peter Theil alway look like he was taken out of his tank too soon?
@CounterI-w7w
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
He is just so weird.
@fitgiddlin21
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
4:20 its not funny that "jd sex with couch" was more popular than trunps assassination. Its sad that the media you watch downplayed the attempted assassination of their main opponent while only talking about a fabricated slanderous claim. I cant even watch this video anymore i cant take you seriously. Such obvious slander and bs. I hope any sane people here wakes up and stops supporting this woman and joins me in reporting the video for misinformation and hate. If i made a video like this about kamala it would be removed immediately for misinformation.
@fitgiddlin21
October 3, 2024 at 2:27 am
3:28 yea memes that are completely fabricated slander are HILARIOUS. I bet you laugh just as hard at the memes of tampon Tim?