Donald Trump’s VP Pick: Who Are The Thirstiest Frontrunners? (with Samantha Bee)

This week on Hysteria, Alyssa and special guest host Samantha Bee discuss Trump’s potential VP picks including J.D. Vance, Tim Scott, Marco Rubio, Ron DeSantis and more sycophants! Plus, a quick roundup of SCOTUS, abortion, and more!
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@andreaparker1595
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
Now that we know the choice – I knew back then that Dr. Carson wouldn't be one because he's black and Rubio wouldn't because he is not only an immigrant's son but Hispanic – TFG would never ever take on either of them and would never take on a woman either. I knew it came down to JD and Doug and I had my money on Doug because he was the richest – but lost that bet
@KristenHansen-m1c
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
It feels like you are maybe leaning toward a modern "pimp vernacular" rather than a prison reference with "#1 bitch". If I'm right, the correct terminology would be "Bottom Bitch". It refers to a prostitute who sits atop the hierarchy of prostitutes working for a particular pimp. In this, it is entirely accurate and befitting. We love you hysterical bitches, keep up the good work.
P.S. Miss you Sam B.!!!!!
Kris H.
Portland Oregon
@suzibarlow3611
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
Wait, did we miss this fucking guy J.D. Vance?
@philiphanno3676
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
It doesn’t matter. Trump just let off Scot free. The wealthy now own our courts. There goes our freedom.
@Anders01
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
You forgot Elise Stefanik as Trump's VP pick. She will grab all the swing votes. Well, maybe.
@frederickmiles327
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
Rubio and Ted Cruz have to be assessed like Halle Berry or Rhianah on the 'Black Irish', Joe McCarthy Minnesota spectrum. Joe McCarthy was the red bait Senator 1951-57 employer of Ray Cohn and RFK. So how how, 'white Irish' are Rhi, Halle Berry, Rubio and Cruz. The percentage, white Irish daughter of a white nurse from Liverpool or Manchester.What is risk, Rubio is the Manchurain candidate from Havana
@mallon201
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
The reason he hasn't announced his VP yet is because she keeps saying no, his daughter that is.
She has turned him down and he just can't compute that. This is what he has dreamt of, he knows
he's never going to sleep with her but thinks this is next best thing, he will get to spend a lot more
time with her without her hubby and kids. The guy is sick, if he can't have her he won't care who it
is as long as they always say yes to him.
@GeorgeJohnsonJackofAllTrades
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
Maybe "perplexing" is the word you're looking for. I agree, these people are not interesting. Maybe they're perplexing.
@JonNielsen-n6f
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
He should pick Betty Crocker she is moist and easy 😂
@lynnhudson2742
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
DeSatan sucks and his wife is the one who controls him… I used to live in Tallahassee….
@paulballard6741
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
A little bird told me he's considering Hawk-Tuah girl. And instead of MAGA, the new campaign slogan will be "Ya gotta spit own that thang"
@JamesHoy-o5g
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
It is ironic to call Ron DeSantis "Tiny D" , because guess who else could we also call "Tiny D" 😜
@JohnTLyon
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
Doug Bergam's name sounds like a cuss word! " Doug Bergam, Little Luke, get out there an' slop them hawgs!"😆😅🤣 Mnuchin is a vampire made of silly putty!
@Viperboeing757
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
You're caption on this video is absolutely DISGUSTING . Go fuq off .
@normaarmstrong4543
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
Watch Kim Jong Un documentary. The concubine who escaped. You can see why Trump wants to win the election and be a dictator. Trump admires Jong Un and Putin because he'd like to be just like them. A dictator, having power over people and their behaviour and thoughts. He's already getting away with 34 crimes. What's USA and Americans waiting for? Do they want to become another North Korea or Russia? Do they think Trump is going to make America better? Don't they realise he's evil and out for himself and total POWER. WAKE UP!!
@robertrehkemper3758
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
Has anyone guessed the worst Trump vice president, his Daughter?
@Susan-c4v
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
They won't pay their child support, nor nurture them. I don't have respect for sperm donors
@Susan-c4v
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
I've always thought J.D. meant Jack Daniel's
@Susan-c4v
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
😂
@albyrnes3815
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
Jill Stein would be the Best Option for President….shes the only Non Genocide option!
But thankfully I don’t live in US.
Trump will probably pick his Scum Zionist Son in Law, who’s making Billions with the Israeli Lobby and the backing of loads of white rich American guys.
He’s good friends with Netanyahu……the Genocide King…..who has already sold the Palestinians land for gas exploration to Kushner.
@sandymedeiros8414
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
Love you guys
@TaxTheChurches.
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
Who can get Donald Trump the most voters? He needs educated white women, Hispanic and black voters. Who can get him all those votes at once? Winsome Earl-Seale.
@jamberstone1
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
regarding the whole checkpoint /travel ban thing – why cant the federal government threaten to send fed marshalls or nat guard to make them stop violating people's basic rights?
@markmark8830
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
I TOLD YOU TIM SCOTT COULD NEVER BE VICE PRESIDENT 😮 MAGA WOULD NEVER EVER GO FOR THAT, NO MATTER HOW😢 MUCH ,D ,HE SUCKS. TYPICAL USEFUL IDIOT ,BET HE DON'T GET MARRIED NOW.OH WELL .THERE STILL LINDSAY GRAHAM TIMMY!🎉
@maroosk
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
I thought JD Vance was a store for really fat guys, and i always call Mitt fckn bich liar.
@thomasbarber7739
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
Ms. Mastromonaco, your DLC stalwarts hold some responsibility for MAGA. Get over the Democrats, please.
@Spookybacon_ASI
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
Rumor has it, Burgum and his wife Kathy have hit it off on the personal buddy-buddy level.
@grntchstrmdws
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
Scaramucci said Vance won’t be the pick because Trump hates beards. (And, I suspect, Stephen Miller would not put him on the list because he wouldn’t want to be upstaged by him.)
@blackvelvet5320
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
The furchild at 20:30
@johannamason9399
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
Donald's pick for VP…1st choice is IVANKA always has been! She has stepped in to save his ass many times. And Monarchies always keep it in the Family.
@grntchstrmdws
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
Gripping. Informative. Digestibly funny.
@ryan8957
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
“Squee on the record” sent me 😂😂😂
@PatrickWhitaker-ls2cs
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
Alyssa-where smart meets hot 🔥 ❤
@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
With the track record of everyone who has gone down when attached to the short hairs of trump like prison crab lice in his crotch.
Why anyone would think they could survive, where everyone else has failed is beyond me.
Do they think they are gonna float on the carcasses of those before them to get to the other side of the maze of cages?
I can't think of ine person who has survived unscathed and gone on to be successful.
What is the end goal here?
@EricEdmunds
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
What we really need passed is ethics rules in every branch of government and campaign finance rules with stringent rules of dark money flooding the airways
@EricEdmunds
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 am
Worst thing Is also getting rid of Nato wich every grandfather fought for in WWll