Charity Accidentally Gives People Meth

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Hi Friends,
This week I wanted to share thoughts on a particularly weird story coming out of New Zealand. New Zealand is one of those countries I have always wanted to visit but haven’t made it to yet. Known as one of the safer countries to travel to it makes the story even more odd and shocking.
I also wanted to share my thoughts on what feels like the mind migration people are making as far as their political views and opinions. Have you ever had a conversation with someone who had deeply held beliefs on the economy, religion, the 2nd amendment, or women’s reproductive rights but the entire time they were talking you were thinking to yourself, how much of this is a performance?
Also with the rise in discussion about critical race theory, DEI, and inclusive language most people have had to ask for the first time what those things even mean as well as whether or not they agree with the narratives. One thing that always bothers me is when a new term or social attitude arises and there are some that, rather than learning with the rest of us, act like they always knew and were ahead of the pack because they’re just that good and holy.
We’re all learning, about the world and each other, and with that learning comes the need for patience and compassion. New ways of thinking don’t always mean right ways of thinking but discussion is the key to better ideas no matter how odd those ideas seem at first.
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Video Directed by Jacob Menache
Recorded at DC Improv in Washington, DC
@JoshJohnsonComedy
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
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@paranormalsoulz
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
Not so fun fact: the stereotype of βpeople put things in your kids candy on Halloweenβ in America is actually from a famous murder case by Ronald Clark O'Bryan. He put poison in pixy sticks to kill his own children to get life insurance money. Of course at first they didnβt know it was him, and just knew that he got poisoned from some Halloween candy.
@laurencopenhaver5366
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
My little brother loved that damn mouse. My dad would yell about the smell my brother would hide him till my dad left. Mousie rip
@creakimoi2958
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
One of the funnier aspects of Josh saying "remember journals" is…..there are online journals. LiveJournal/DeadJournal…probably others…that was a thing.
@wtfvenusss
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
k so no one asked, but when Josh said the thing about βremember journals?β i had to say: i have my journal to the left of me now, its my companion until i fill it and buy another one. i want to do it more often because its great for my health. i encourage everyone to do it because its a good way to help processing thoughts so that you can better understand them, which can help bring a sense of closeness w yourself. journaling and meditation helps me keep a clearer mind and stay regulated. ok thats all.
love , venus π©΅π«
@alinethepaula
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
Make diaries great again
@frozzzen00
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
Awesome physical comedy πππ
@peeter6336
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
Dude's hysterical π
@b97209
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
I have that same hoodie. Now I need to be funny!
@ItsSunflowerJane
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
We all have a mouse story lol.
@chelliechelle6602
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
Josh, you clearly don't understand racism.
@alysonm1289
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
Back in the 70s 80s or 90s A father poisoned pixie stix gave them to his kids and a few of their friends happened in the us true crime fan lol. Happened on Halloween. It happened again in another country and Tylenol poisonings before safety bottles
@youraverageBAMF
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
Oh⦠ok had a classmate talking about spotting a rat in his apartment building I asked him what color was the rat, if its cute and if he should name the rat, then nobody ever really wanted to talk to me for the rest of the semester. I was a little hurt but I see the reason now
@BeverlyLopez-k4s
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
That's NO ACCIDENT!
@themagicofwater
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
What bothers me is that this guyβs show comes up after each subscription I watch. I like the man, ok. Please stop forcing comedians down peopleβs throat! If an entertainerβs content touches many people, their popularity will be made known. Nothing should be forced. Please stop!
@Victoria.247
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
The liberal thing is the best I've heard by far. Too muchhhπ
@duskagony1653
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
Being living same place for 20 years low class area only seen 2 mice
@andrecomanigault
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
I was trying to figure out where Josh was going with the last racist joke.. the punchline was hilarious.. got me crying laughing..
@slicky1_1
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
Tds. Is what the mice had. Lol
@Miss_Camel
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
When I was young and working as an apprentice, I lived with my father and his wife and daughter in their very nice home, weekly housekeeping and all, but I randomly had a mouse who lived in my bedroom. I had a cat at the time that brought every type of game imaginable to the door ever day, but she never caught my mouse. Anyway, his name was Hubert and I used to leave him snacks and every few weeks heβd wake me up munching on crackers and Iβd turn on the lamp and give him THAT look, and heβd freeze and then run off. Godspeed, Hubert.
@ariadneschild8460
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
Your neighbours mice are spilling over to your place Josh! π
@aliyahabrahams
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
23:58 I feel like they are trying to change the dictionary definition of racism just so that they can say black people canβt be racist. It feels kinda like an excuse because the dictionary definition of racism can absolutely apply to any race.
@revanisalive
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
in florida we don't have mice, we have their gross insectoid equivalent which is palmettos
@wendychavez5348
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
A friend gave out the crystal blue from The Candy Lady to all the guests at his wedding, so let's not discount this myth! It was very good.
@bellezora7964
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
That mouse bit is gold. Hope it makes it into a special
@SarahLittle-wk6oo
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
I would like to nominate Johnson for the presidency. I mean, we had trump and Clinton who both were hanging out with Epstein in his heyday AND a sundowning Biden. Mmmmβ¦seems possible.
@velvetvanburen3045
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
Please cone to MICHIGAN
@tiwantiwaabibiman2603
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
I'm from Chicago and we have freakin "Super Rats". They're bold AF! Once were at my a relative's apartment on the south side and a rat walked out into the living room where we were.
It just walked out slow, looking at us like "What yall talking about and can I get some of that food?" When we jumped up to chase it away and threw stuff at it, it was like whatever b#%ches and walked into the other room… LOL!!!
@writerartist6306
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
You're funny AF. I hope that you're in the same household comedy name conversations as Chapelle, Carlin, and Pryor one day.
@reesf743
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
He's right, you can get bedbugs so easy. I got bit by a bedbug at the movie theater and saw one on a bus. They're in hotels and storage units, moving vans, be careful if you come home and notice bites on you to wash those clothes right away
@leefrankel4191
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
If you live in NYC youβre going to have a mouse or roaches sooner or later. We live here? They live here. π΅βπ«
@DeidresStuff
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
I work at a church. We have flies in the kitchen where the offices are. Not in the offices. Not in the big kitchen in the social hall. Just the small kitchen by the offices. So, so many flies. We're only there part time, and the only thing we use is the coffee maker. There is no food, the pipes aren't leaking, we clean it. But apparently we've angered God with our Keurig because it's a Biblical plague in there.
@ThePinkHammerLA
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
Come to Los Angeles please! Iβve never been to a comedy show before I would love to see yours
@ocorley3124
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
Bro, i literally just ordered some mouse traps from amazon. One of those shits came under my door and just ran under the heating vent
@marybellefleur
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
I have 5 cats, so no mice, but I also have 5 cats, so don't do the white glove test at my house, please.
@AirborneUSA
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
I have not laughed out loud like this in years
@sagittarius_a_starr
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
Imagine if Bill Hicks was ALSO Richard Pryor.
@sagittarius_a_starr
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
Iβm calling it nowβ¦
Best comedian of our generation.
The proliferationβ¦
The precisionβ¦
The adaptabilityβ¦
The compositionβ¦
Fresh, everytime. At least 75% freshβ¦ which is 70% more than most comicsβ¦
Iβm about to lecture. But no one gives a sh-t about my thoughtsβ¦
Iβll just keep calling it out.
@InverseofAbstersive
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
I know a blud. And i know he's a blud because he dresses like a cherry popsicle. Modern fellas kinda work their colors into patterns, this guy's like 55 and he dresses like Mario Van Peebles is about to tell him to stay in school. Walmart sweatshirt and sweatpants matching singles, sunglasses and a hat.
So he comes up to me and says, hey man, sorry i missed your party. Ok, problem is, i didn't throw a party, but a different white guy did. Not only was it the wrong white guy, but he's 3 inches taller and twenty pounds heavier. We don't look alike.
I was like, do you think i'm Bill, and he said, uh, you're not? And i was like, no, man, that's a different squarehead. And he went, oh shiz, i'm profiling.
It was awesome. As a white guy i don't get to be offended and high road everybody that often. 90% of the time I'm on the receiving end of the lecture. I let him off the hook right away, i was just having a good time.
@InverseofAbstersive
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
Never trust black dudes that like white people too much. Because if they can sell out their own reflection in the mirror, when the time comes, you will be a speed bump. I took one look at Herman Cane and was like, yeah, the other shoe's gonna drop.
I like my black friends suspicious. Ironically, it relaxes me.
@msprettypinkpanther6142
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
Womenβs βbodily autonomyβ includes whether or not they have sex, and whether or not they use contraception. Thatβs it. Abortion has nothing to do with βbodily autonomyβ.
@rickgiles3633
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
Josh has to be the hardest working comic out there and even better is that he is consistently funny. πππ
@SaintJawn
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
Black ppl canβt be racist in a white supremacist society, thatβs just a fact. We have no power in this system.
@Stardust_7273
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
My mom just told me a story about a mouse she put out just before I was born. It only had one eye. She said they took it out to a field and let it go, but it came back, and she knew it was the same mouse cuz it had one eye! ππ
@KiwiLombax15
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
Opening with the mouse had me instantly flashing back to a few months ago when I was the unwilling participant in a tom and jerry skit. We live in an old villa, and it was winter, so mice were a given, and this big mouse had learned that my room was warm, sometimes had food (folks, take plates to the kitchen when you're done, don't leave them there), and that traps were fun. I got. No sleep. For days. He was big, bold, and had no fear. Any trap set out was licked clean. I wired a piece of pork rind to the trigger plate of the trap. And the little bastard stole the wire, too! They say mice will avoid traps that smell like people. BULL. SHIT.
One night i got so frustrated and exhausted by the sound of rustling as he licked the trap clean that I got up and rebaited it with more peanut butter. I knew it wouldn't work but sleep deprivation and rage is a hell of a drug. And then lay on my bed, staring at the dark ceiling in silent fury as I heard him cleaning it off literally the second I got back under the covers. He finally got cocky but maaaan that was a long week.And the little bastard stole the wire, too!
@PeterJankens-w9u
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
Dude the mouse bit
@djthakidd1
October 6, 2024 at 8:44 am
π€£πππ€£π€£ I love that he goes into βa cant be racistβ then when he gives examples of him being racist itβs not even racism π€£πππ€£π