I bought the wrong crackers!

The gluten free French move to Poland.

THEN WHY LIE AT ALL, JULIE

In Girl Guides we made a “lasagna” once that was layers of saltines, cherry pie filling, and condensed milk.

No offense: charcuterie doesn’t have any meat

PSA : There are about 3 reasons to not eat gluten
1. You are on a fad diet having been convinced that gluten is unhealthy ( suck it up and eat a courtesy cracker)
2. You are gluten intolerant and eating gluten will give you indigestion from mild to severe with other nasty side effects ( depending on the severity of your symptoms, how close you are to these friends , and your manners in general, you could make the sacrifice and choke down a courtesy cracker)
3. You have celiac disease which is an autoimmune disease in which upon eating even a crumb of gluten causes an immune response that causes your white blood cells to attack the cells in your small intestines . In the short term it causes vomiting and diarrhea and fatigue for several days. Long term effect if a strict diet is ignored are malnutrition, weight loss and an increase risk of like all the bad diseases: stomach cancers, liver disease, diabetes, ms etc. ( don't eat the courtesy cracker or even the fancy cheeses and meats because of potential contamination! This is either a new friend who doesn't know or a toxic friend who isn't aware of your serious medical condition despite it being a huge and visible part of your life. You would have told these people about it before even agreeing to eat a charcuterie board and they forgot or ignored your Docter ordered diet restrictions)

Thank you for reading this PSA about the severity of celiac disease.

Thank you

Don’t insult ritz their classy lol. It centers the room lol. The power of nostalgia. lol how can you be glutton free and French

After the title I thought this would be another one of your toddler-videos.

but maybe it is

maybe. it. is.

My wife never gives me responsibility for something huge like crackers! 😂 Awesome Julie!

An ocean themed day spa and salon. The name? The Shark Cuterie.

You know what? I'm glad SNL didn't get Julie, coz they'd stifle her genius characters especially coz the past 6 seasons of the show have just been going downhill