I bought the wrong crackers!
I’m not going into this thing with a muddy backstory
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@idahopotato5837
July 24, 2026 at 6:31 pm
Goldfish crackers are not available in Canada?
@idahopotato5837
July 24, 2026 at 6:31 pm
The gluten free French move to Poland.
@alecrichards8574
July 24, 2026 at 6:31 pm
No, Frenchie was bullshitting, she's not gluten free, she just doesn't want to eat that low class garbage.
I love at 1:00 the delivery here hahaha
@rtc3
July 24, 2026 at 6:31 pm
THEN WHY LIE AT ALL, JULIE
@b_humble8920
July 24, 2026 at 6:31 pm
Lol. The blight on our family ! 😂
@Lyckander
July 24, 2026 at 6:31 pm
In Girl Guides we made a “lasagna” once that was layers of saltines, cherry pie filling, and condensed milk.
@bobcbarker
July 24, 2026 at 6:31 pm
Order a large pepperoni and sausage pizza and a veggie pizza. Anyone who thinks poorly of those doesn't need to be a guest in your house. Use the Ritz and saltines with some bologna or peanut butter for yourselves the rest of the week. Then give those strange meats and cheeses to a food bank before they go bad. Why, yes, I'm not a food snob, I'm just middle class and proud of it! 🙂
@tecreates2384
July 24, 2026 at 6:31 pm
No offense: charcuterie doesn’t have any meat
@bradwatson7324
July 24, 2026 at 6:31 pm
I'm eating Ritz crackers while watching this. Gotta say, they're quite delicious.
@pamelabell2216
July 24, 2026 at 6:31 pm
PSA : There are about 3 reasons to not eat gluten
1. You are on a fad diet having been convinced that gluten is unhealthy ( suck it up and eat a courtesy cracker)
2. You are gluten intolerant and eating gluten will give you indigestion from mild to severe with other nasty side effects ( depending on the severity of your symptoms, how close you are to these friends , and your manners in general, you could make the sacrifice and choke down a courtesy cracker)
3. You have celiac disease which is an autoimmune disease in which upon eating even a crumb of gluten causes an immune response that causes your white blood cells to attack the cells in your small intestines . In the short term it causes vomiting and diarrhea and fatigue for several days. Long term effect if a strict diet is ignored are malnutrition, weight loss and an increase risk of like all the bad diseases: stomach cancers, liver disease, diabetes, ms etc. ( don't eat the courtesy cracker or even the fancy cheeses and meats because of potential contamination! This is either a new friend who doesn't know or a toxic friend who isn't aware of your serious medical condition despite it being a huge and visible part of your life. You would have told these people about it before even agreeing to eat a charcuterie board and they forgot or ignored your Docter ordered diet restrictions)
Thank you for reading this PSA about the severity of celiac disease.
Thank you
@dannydanny9875
July 24, 2026 at 6:31 pm
Take a Mulligan Sir
@mariaskabardonis8353
July 24, 2026 at 6:31 pm
Don’t insult ritz their classy lol. It centers the room lol. The power of nostalgia. lol how can you be glutton free and French
@IceNixie0102
July 24, 2026 at 6:31 pm
You need wheat thins & water crackers.
@iJasko
July 24, 2026 at 6:31 pm
After the title I thought this would be another one of your toddler-videos.
but maybe it is
maybe. it. is.
@SHOTbyGUN
July 24, 2026 at 6:31 pm
Mirror Julie & Jack Julie would get along so well!
@petedazer3381
July 24, 2026 at 6:31 pm
My wife never gives me responsibility for something huge like crackers! 😂 Awesome Julie!
@matthieuregnauld9648
July 24, 2026 at 6:31 pm
That french accent was on point
@swistedfilms
July 24, 2026 at 6:31 pm
An ocean themed day spa and salon. The name? The Shark Cuterie.
@chipsnguac72
July 24, 2026 at 6:31 pm
1:08 dear god so much hair don't you have small kids still how is your life not a terror of hair tugging?
@Chicaneist
July 24, 2026 at 6:31 pm
You know what? I'm glad SNL didn't get Julie, coz they'd stifle her genius characters especially coz the past 6 seasons of the show have just been going downhill
@velonico
July 24, 2026 at 6:31 pm
We're Fugged! Let's go Full Boar! Let's go!
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