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Drew Gooden | July 21, 2026



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  1. @elizalynn227

    July 21, 2026 at 10:07 am

    i know this was a joke (i know the whole video is basically a joke) but i watch this video almost every night to fall asleep to and i think about this every single time so i just have to say something: as a former cashier, i did not care if people opened something and ate it in the store. especially if it’s for their kids. but as long as you pay for it at some point, it’s fine. i can’t tell you how many times people handed me an empty wrapper along with their groceries and i just scanned it and threw it away for them, i truly did not care at all, no one did.

  2. @FMOLETTE

    July 21, 2026 at 10:07 am

    I don’t think listening to these pick up artists will help you have a fulfilling romantic or sex life for obvious reasons. But this video is just as misleading and poorly understanding women. The truth is in the middle

  3. @alyasfukename3355

    July 21, 2026 at 10:07 am

    I unironically recommend products to people while I'm grocery shopping all the time. I'm not flirting I just only buy stuff I really, really like and that is also a good deal. When I see someone mulling it over I tell them how much I like it and why and that it's a good deal. I don't think I've ever seen someone not walk away with the product either. It's usually a nice conversation and I go on my way.

  4. @DrFrankenMax

    July 21, 2026 at 10:07 am

    I asked my now wife when we had known each other for about three months if she was willing to hang out with a bunch of our shared friends. She said yes, and when that plan fell through I told her: "Sorry, I guess we're not going out this weekend!" She had to be the one to follow up and say: "Well, what if just you and I went out?"

    This has nothing to do with anything, I only posted it to say how awesome my wife is.

  5. @skodsdoodle

    July 21, 2026 at 10:07 am

    As a trans man i can confirm womanese is real because when i transitioned the doctor came up to me and used the men in black flashlight on me and made me forget it

  6. @splonk-j7e

    July 21, 2026 at 10:07 am

    Incredibly late for me to say something about this but the fact that these fully frown adult men are saying that women have the emotional maturity of a child while also coming up with ways to date them is a little 😬

  7. @vamp1ra.

    July 21, 2026 at 10:07 am

    See I clicked on this video to have a little laugh with one of my favorite youtubers but now I just feel disgusted at the thought that there are so many men out there that think this way and don't see women as anything more than something to control and use

  8. @KennethWelch-u2c7c

    July 21, 2026 at 10:07 am

    Here are the best opening lines if you want to hit on a chick in the grocery store. I'm writing these as jokes but I have also seen them work in real life in real time. I think at the end of the day it really depends on who is saying it' nd how they say it most importantly what type of woman they are talking to when they break one of these out in the middle of aisle eleven.

    If the woman has a lot of food In her cart I would say,
    well I see now that you can cook but the real question is can you do laundry? cuz mine is piling up.

    If her cart is empty and my cart is full.
    I've got all of this good food here but no woman at home to cook it for me. What time should I expect you ?

    Oh you have a boyfriend? that's okay I'm not the jealous type…..

    Your boyfriend is the jealous type? well what do you want to be with some jealous Guy for? What time should I expect you? You can bring your boyfriend too.

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