The First Guy To Ever Be A Therapist
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@DanMilano
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Much better color on the head this time around, looks natural. A regular Adam Conover in the making. Keep doing new colors each 6 months it’ll help me know what year the videos are from
@carlrood4457
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
The problem is we evolved when survival meant we didn't have time to think about anything except the bear that was going to steal our food.
@chessicahullum2896
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Sometimes my brain is being a jerk to me also but is barely an inconvenience.
@OneOfDisease
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
The floating + marks to help mount the image in post? Then its semi-transparent because QC forgot to check this video. Probably why its only a 3 minute sketch.
@dran0nym0u5
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Therapy is often a scam.
Like 1% of them are good, the rest don't know what they're doing a lot of the time.
For me it was better learning how the brain works for free.
Now I understand myself much more, and have an easier time dealing with flaws.
@dran0nym0u5
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Fun fact: lobotomies were recorded to have been done for 40 years after they were made illegal because people still wanted them because they thought it was good for mental health even though the evidence around it said the opposite.
@ApexZer0
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Im upset I didn't come up with that roar shack joke. Thats good
@adamwishneusky
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
why are there little pluses added digitally to the rorschach image? copyright issue?
@lalosalamanca1208
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
I hope Ryan sends this video to his therapist.
@bigledian4008
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
So is this clone called Ryan Freud or Sigmund George?
@leepemberton8854
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
As a therapist I feel seen!
@Samuel-gbr07
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Freud reference
@clockworktri
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Man, that's such an accurate condensation of Frued. The birth of talk therapy – yay! Weird misogynistic, sex-obsessed, and incestuous assumptions about children… WTF?!
@harasen_haras5
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
"To be horizontal" best reason there is
@95mudshovel
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
"recurring and eternal" should be the official tagging for all of therapy.
@deucalion3486
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
I literally cannot wait for the day he does Astrology
@CarlC-DawgSmith
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
… Your profile picture that you've had all these years looks AI generated. Maybe it's your face.
@quanqued
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
"Tell me what you think." -Titus
@Shiri-Eisner
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Fun fact: "ice pick to the brain" is real and is how they historically did lobotomies. Sorry, did I say fun? I meant will give you nightmares.
@thekawaiislartibartfast42
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
I'd much prefer to espouse deceit on a chaise lounge, thanks.
@sebastianvogelscheuche751
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Ok the funny thing about this, is that somebody actually was the first one to do therapy, and it was probably Freud
@bbantel
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
As a long time fan and psychologist this hits on a really deep level – absolutely incredible work. One of my fav skits yet.
Hats off to you Ryan – absolutely crushed this one. 😂
@alexr.3562
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Video idea: Where do idioms come from?
I freakin' wanna know where the word "labrat" or "bookworm" come from I freakin' do.
@bradenderrick7285
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Nice try Freud (diddy)
@BenWillock
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Surprisingly accurate
@the_big_cilantro
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
ROAR SHACK
@xadahgla
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
I made it to the end of the video, Ryan George!
@xo_edmo
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
And that would just be a one time payment lol.
@JOliveira113
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
My man George, you missed some comedy gold with this one, let me pitch it for you:
00:00 – Start of the video: 1 George holding a sign saying "Therapist" walks to the other George and says: "You like this new thing I brought for my new occupation?"
00:15 – The other George responds: "Woah that's a funny thing you got there but idk how people might feel about you". – The same George starts reading the sign wrongfully – "The-RAPIST, idk man it seems a little bit worrying, is there something u wanna tell me?"
00:30 – The other George: "Wooooah woooahh DON'T say it like THAT!
aaaand I ran out of ideas xD
@DanParker89
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
As a male therapist, spot on. No notes. Hides clipboard.
@MisfortunateJustice
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Hahaha
We all collectively want lobotomies. How sobering…
@somebodyelse258
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
1:55 do these things actually work? cause whenever i see them in movies i don't feel or think of anything…or i could maybe say something like "butterfly shape" (talking about this one specifically for, example. so maybe it's that other people don't see a butterfly at all? does anyone know if these actually help in therapy?
@KolejnyFanKatashiego
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
This is relatable
@diesel8447
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Good to see Ryan bringing back the Drew Carey hair from back in the day! Smooth Ryan. I think Kate's still out of your league though. She was married to dr cox. 😂 🍺 🍻
@DerekMann23
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Kaladin Stormblessed be like
@whatsinaname4971
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
I'm a therapist and this is incredible.
@ArosIrwin
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Ryan's shirt matches my placemats.
@ScottBFree
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
And now that lobotomies are not allowed they've moved on to mutilating other parts of mentally ill people's bodies…
@marchelandersen6839
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
have you tried drugs some of them can help happypills and fungii is good
@TheNewRobotMaster
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Was it really easier to superimpose an ink blot onto the piece of paper in editing over just.. printing out an ink blot onto a real piece of paper and holding it? I mean it's going over your finger at 2:11. Did you print out something and then change your mind later and just edited it? It's just so bizarre looking.
@Das_Neko
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
That reminds me of that one time in Baldur's Gate 3. Of course Volo had icepick and spare eye in his pocket!
@tomireem9305
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
The edible pun is straight up from community
@ShizuruNakatsu
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
0:28 I was expecting "try to take over the world" 😂
@EsquilaxM
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Electro Convulsive Therapy would've worked as an end joke, too, considering it actually works for some things.
@rudedudereviews596
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Liked and shared.
@jessicam6881
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Ice pick to the brain should quiet some thoughts
Well he's technically not wrong
@rylter
July 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
I mean, he's not wrong, money is TIGHT!