I Enrolled in Wizard School (Online)
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Hi there hello.
I did not receive an owl. Not a snowy owl, not a budget owl, not even a morally questionable burrowing owl. So instead of attending wizard school the traditional way, I enrolled in an online course that promised to help me reclaim my magic.
In this video, I take a real wizarding course on the internet, learn about alchemy, magical staffs, chakras, telepathy, and the importance of keeping your wand clean, and attempt to determine whether I am now legally considered a wizard.
If you enjoy watching a grown man take online wizard classes very seriously, welcome.
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Chapters:
00:00 No Hogwarts Letter
00:51 Wizard School Is Online Now
01:34 Choosing My Wizard Course
01:46 The Intro Video Isā¦ Concerning
02:37 Alchemy and Starting Fires
03:04 Talking to Dragons (Not Elves)
04:03 The Importance of a Magic Wand
05:03 Cleansing Your Wand
05:58 Your Spine Is the Real Wand
07:19 Cauldrons and āSexual Energyā
08:16 Learning Telepathy
09:53 Quitting Wizard Dreams Outro
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Written in collaboration with Geoff Haggerty
Edited by Jonny Wanzer
Produced by Dave Heuff – Hooked Creators
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@DaRooMN
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
That green smoke behind you make it look like you are continuously farting
@incpwnge
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
Is that guy for real? I mean.. really?
@hardpack187
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
0:47 No, there's a lot of stuff from the 90's that's objectively better than what we have today. Movies are the most obvious example. And I'm not just talking about kid's movies I saw as a kid in the 90's, I mean grown up movies from the 1990s that I watched as an adult, which are WAY better than 99.99% of what they make now
@aegrisomnia
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
If i remember correctly "what is magic" is actually a 4th year course at hogwarts. But it's optional.
@keiji1582
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
bring back the other editor this one uses two many overused sound effects
@Godthemselfofficial
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
okay modern witches and modern witchcraft are VERY different from āwizardsā and the comedic intention youāre making in the vid & the fictional thing of Hogswarts.. I think itās very important we donāt intermingle those two because itās two very different things. One is sprituality and based on the Universe, mother nature & inner power and resilience, the other is fantasy and from a nostalgic time of our childhoods.
@pqfire0950
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
Sending this from Livermorny. Ya'll are missing out.
@aleksanderweedman8116
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
I know one superpower: like giving sock to get rid of that small man. If you give some substance to some people you get rid of them. For every person it's different thing. Sometimes good herbs (but they will comeback) sometimes it's your dirty sock.
@psylentrage
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
0:50 Dig the Cake cover thereš
@AMP-033
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
Lesson One: Magic isnāt real.
Lesson Two: Unless you are Ryan and actually making money from stuff like this, find something useful to do with your time (being a wizard is not that thing).
@Steve-r5t8c
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
Thank your for saying 90s stuff wasn't all that great. I hate seeing my friends do the same freaking thing our parents did and get all "back in my day" and seeing everything through nastalgia goggles! Especially as a video game fan, seriously that era of gaming where games first started being 3d is easily the ugliest era of gaming. Mesh had zero texture everything was blocky. At least pixil art was cute and charming!
It's also very frustrating as an art enjoyer when people can't awknowledge something is good but just not for them. Like I'm not a fan of breaking bad but I know it's good!
@TheWhiteBamba
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
Really? I legitimately have an Hogwarts invitation. For real. It's sad you don't have one…
@samsamsamsamsamanilla5281
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
Your Jeff looks exactly like a Geoff I work with!š¤
@marshalljordan5956
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
HEY BRO!!! Careful just throwing the death curse around like that! Chit whipped RIGHT past my ear!
@jeanaprewitt9658
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
I'd enjoy the guy teaching wizardry if I thought he could be on "Love On The Spectrum." But he seems to just be targeting people on "Love On The Spectrum."
@skyplayzalphawolf3891
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
My 12th b day i was grounded all day and I stayed up until midnight and cried myself to sleep when I didn't get a letter. A… youth
@spurcalluth6300
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
I can't believe Ryan changed into such a shill. "Blblblbl Bing"? Really? Why not "Blblblbl Google"?
@bena2591
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
I think you are on fire….
@JB-ni8lr
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
0:49 I take umbrage with this image, particularly Perfect Dark and Myst.
Itās not often I have to say this, but youāre damn wrong, Ryan.
@kiyomiku
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
You know, I can probably teach a real alchemy course, as a chemist I turn one element into another on a daily basis… Watch NileRed for a taste of actual alchemy.
@SeahawksFTW2014
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
How dare you besmerch the good name of Perfect Dark, you heathen š š«”
@RebeccaDaniels-b8j
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
Ryan, don't be silly. You don't live in New York, you can't be a superhero. You wouldn't need to if you're not in New York because nothing bad ever happens anywhere else.
@santeri5921
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
You are funny
@mastanickel
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
This wizard guy is better than Fruit Love Island tho
@MrDrewseph
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
That 90s stuff is great thank you very much
@Thislittlepiggystayedhome
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
How can i get a job as a wand cleaner?
@itshypevideos
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
10:40 thatās your culture?
@SharkNomNom-ns6qu
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
SEX CAULDRON?! I thought they closed that place down!
@RyanC-b6h
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
Twitter sounds both awful and necessary to starting a career online.
@RyanC-b6h
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
Ever since that car accident I have to get my Magic Wand adjusted every 2 weeks or it gets stiff and achy quick.
@CliffNickerson
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
Well, you qualify for Grand Wizard based on your fair skin and blue eyes…
@AnnAnonyme
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
It really sounds like that wizard school teacher really wants to be a cult leader…
@EvanTullock
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
I had a science teacher in highschool who looked exactly like a "real scientist." He was an asshole.
@Drkwolf31B
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
Dogs? Cats!? Stay outta politics!
@theMifyoo
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
cursing is only part of the dark arts. Good wizards don't do it so watch your swears.
@DCX0099
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
Hardcore Russell Brand vibes.
@grooverart
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
Thanks Jimmy, nice video.
@danielcox1744
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
You are a Great Wizard in my Life Ryan ššāāļø thank You for the magic Sir
@Yog-slagunar
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
Gotta love his examples of wizards are all fictional…
@shamalow1819
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
Wait is he from Quebec? Saw stuff mentioning Montreal in the video and I'm geniunelly curious since I live in the area š
@purplefuzzypenguin2
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 pm
1st,Voldemort destroyed the records of muggle born witches and wizards,so you could still be in.2nd, as a pagan witch ill say….this dude is bs.i know yall know but, i dont want y'all thinking we're all like this