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The KitKat Heist Nobody Can Explain

Josh Johnson | May 23, 2026



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Video Recorded at the Raleigh Improv in Cary, NC
Animation by Luke Stone

Written by Josh Johnson

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This post currently has 38 comments.

  1. @TotallyNotAlpha

    May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm

    Swede here, my boss once said that the reflective vests tell me who to aim for if i lose control of my equipment.
    Hitting a vest is an insurance claim.
    Hitting a civilian is a lawsuit.

  2. @TiffanyStarr2141

    May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm

    I love his comedy but he switches topics to abruptly with no transition. How about… "so when I left that haunted house I went back home for Easter…"
    The next transition could have been " it's rough out here but not as rough as Europe…."

  3. @katielynnlouise

    May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm

    Definitely feel having a bully in Sunday School. Being Catholic, I had Catechism with mostly Hispanic students from my neighborhood, and they trash talked the only white girl (me) in Spanish constantly. Had no idea I had taken 3 years of Spanish. One day the Deacon goes "well, we could do class in Spanish, if not for OP." And I said "Deacon, I can read the Spanish translation with everyone if that would help?" And I turned and smiled. Mmhmm. Yep. I heard it all hun. God don't like ugly.

  4. @marthagaluszka8888

    May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm

    He tells the best stories and they're just pieces of our own lives that he gives back to us. Besides using his body to illustrate his hands are very expressive too. He has the long slim fingers of a pianist. I wonder if he plays an instrument.

  5. @nicholebondurant9788

    May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm

    Ngl he could have most def been a demon lololol The church says that possesed people have intense sugar cravings, also that little face tremor when he was taking all the chocolate??! Suspish… 🤣

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