The KitKat Heist Nobody Can Explain
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Video Recorded at the Raleigh Improv in Cary, NC
Animation by Luke Stone

@JoshJohnsonComedy
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
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@TotallyNotAlpha
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
Swede here, my boss once said that the reflective vests tell me who to aim for if i lose control of my equipment.
Hitting a vest is an insurance claim.
Hitting a civilian is a lawsuit.
@stephencoldbear
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
"You're not talking to Hershey." KitKat IS Hershey.
@MbsaibulGamabar
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
I'm not staying here
@TiffanyStarr2141
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
I love his comedy but he switches topics to abruptly with no transition. How about… "so when I left that haunted house I went back home for Easter…"
The next transition could have been " it's rough out here but not as rough as Europe…."
@markgentry6688
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
You imagination is unreal 👍💯🤣
@Ravenspo3
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
😂😂😂, Thank you for sharing
@AntiKaren_Karen
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
1.2 million views!!!
@AntoineeTurnerr
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
34:54 kit-kat story starts here
@sherrischwartz6844
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
🤣🤣🤣🥰
@PavieBenoit-qm7ie
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
I Cannot get enough of Josh Johnson’s comedy.
@BlackLacedHolly
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
I laughed so hard at the shower situation I started crying. Like my face hurts so bad because I know exactly what he’s talking about 😂
@adriannah5608
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
Cat??? 😂😂😂
@margaretnudel5224
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
That one person's laugh is so annoying that it throws off the whole set
@angiegray4987
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
I burned my foot in a N Carolina shower when I was 13. I still remember that bring feeling 40 years later
@cer2299
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
🤣😂
@katielynnlouise
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
Definitely feel having a bully in Sunday School. Being Catholic, I had Catechism with mostly Hispanic students from my neighborhood, and they trash talked the only white girl (me) in Spanish constantly. Had no idea I had taken 3 years of Spanish. One day the Deacon goes "well, we could do class in Spanish, if not for OP." And I said "Deacon, I can read the Spanish translation with everyone if that would help?" And I turned and smiled. Mmhmm. Yep. I heard it all hun. God don't like ugly.
@eileencollins2536
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
Omg…. the water heat description….. you are my son…… I don't understand why boys/men find it so hard to get a good water temperature 😅
@weirdy8
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
34:55 the kit kat is here
@authorjeffjr
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
3 shows in Wisconsin but not a single one in Iowa, Laaaaame
@miladyavalonne5669
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
I have ALWAYS had clear shower curtains/doors. Always. I’ve seen Phycho and I’m not playing victim to any weird noises echoing off the water droplets. No sir. Why take a chance?
@kitashawillis118
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
The pipes grunting sound like Trump talking and making noises
@anutrix4629
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity
To seize every bit of KitKat you ever wanted in one moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
@Lasirenao
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
Ai sem dúvidas esse foi um dos seus melhores sets Josh💯 ..cacarejei tão alto que cheguei a ficar fraca😩
@imbored2047
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
I loved this set. I never knew i'd like hearing shower thought from josh so much
@AuraSparks
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
this is such a cleverly constructed set
@marthagaluszka8888
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
He tells the best stories and they're just pieces of our own lives that he gives back to us. Besides using his body to illustrate his hands are very expressive too. He has the long slim fingers of a pianist. I wonder if he plays an instrument.
@jeri8853
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
I can recommend good hotels from now on!!
@barbarawright343
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
I love the band
@nicholebondurant9788
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
Ngl he could have most def been a demon lololol The church says that possesed people have intense sugar cravings, also that little face tremor when he was taking all the chocolate??! Suspish… 🤣
@timothyoo7
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
Thanks Josh
Im having an extremely terrible day, and your act is exactly what I needed!
@mat.errin.2981
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
What an awesome intro!!!
@KPatel555
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
That lady’s laugh needs some WD40!
@micahhazel6815
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
15:31 That mic clatter was musically beautiful 😂
@SpaceGhost_Coast_to_Coast
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
I never watched one of your videos b/c they are like 45 to 120 mins, in 2026, like what? No. How do you talk that much all the time?
@willaliburd9834
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
Dear pipes, you have 1 job
@MilesICBarker
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
I have a cat just like that….
When are you coming to London??!!
@boringdallas
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 pm
I didn't even know Yamaha made drums.